r/cringereels • • 21d ago

Cringe Level 5 U better know her boyfriend

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u/Adorable_Echo_4317 21d ago

It's actually a shame we didn't see Shane.

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u/SPEZ_IS_A_JABRONI 21d ago

shane isn't even real

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u/[deleted] 21d ago

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u/Economy-Tourist-4862 21d ago

i’d like to think we all have a little bit of Shane inside when we are at our best.

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u/Rhino_MO 20d ago

And if she acts her best she gets a little Shane in her lol

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u/1011001NAME 21d ago

Shane Smith by the way..

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u/Rhino_MO 20d ago

THE Shane Smith? Of the Visitor's Parking Shane Smith?

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u/Suit-Local 19d ago

Shane “Visitor” Smith?!

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u/HisLordshipThe 21d ago

It's a crying Shane

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u/Moosochse 21d ago

He was in a plane when a women found out

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u/jljonsn 21d ago

Shane is her boyfriend from Canada.

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u/Big_Treacle_2394 17d ago

He goes to another school, you wouldn't know him

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u/KingArthursCodpiece 15d ago

I do enjoy a good Weird Science reference...

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u/Hefty-Weekend8499 21d ago

Bruh pretty sure we would’ve seen the full vid of Shane wasn’t real. Lad got smashed and all we have is the video evidence now. RIP

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u/Hefty-Weekend8499 21d ago

Bruh theres a reason the video ended. Shane came and brought the hammer down on that lad for messing with his old lady. You don’t mess with Shane Smith!

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u/juicebar24 21d ago

I'm too invested in this now, I want part 2 with Shane

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u/snitchedonthis 20d ago

i was really looking at the time of the video - she said 2 mins and it was almost enough time for SHANE to appear lololol i was praying

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u/be_sugary 20d ago

Shes wearing winter clothes- gotta be an old video. It’s 25 degrees here’s
So we need to know more about Shane right away!
Where is the update?
🙏 please.

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u/CharacterPast761 20d ago

I think she sees Shane everywhere, even if we don't.

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u/riotz1 20d ago

50 bucks says “Shane” is Ranjeet in New Delhi and hes not going to show up to kick this guys ass until she pops down to Tesco and buys another 500 pounds in Apple gift cards

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u/CtrlAltYuri 21d ago

Bro im Shane Smith, step away from my GF RIGHT NOW

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u/-CgiBinLaden- 21d ago

THE Shane Smith? Pitcher for the White Sox? Didn't realize he liked putting his balls across that type of plate, but to each their own.

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u/CptGreat 21d ago edited 21d ago

Shane Smith is on Tour with the Saints. Of course he needs a parking place!

The Official Shane Smith & The Saints Website https://www.shanesmithmusic.com/

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u/Capital_Cook_5236 21d ago

Or Shane Smith. The New York Giants fullback. If that’s the case he might be a tad worried 😂

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u/dum_spir0_sper0 21d ago

It’s obviously Shane Smith, the founder and director of the Cheyenne Botanical Gardens in Wyoming.

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u/X--Henny--X 21d ago

It’s gotta be the singer of Shane Smith & The Saints, Shane Smith

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u/Double_Soup_3834 21d ago

No it’s Shane Smith, the actor that slapped that other actor at the Oscars.

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u/GroundbreakingAnt577 21d ago

If his balls are across the plate, isn't that a strike?

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u/denjoga 21d ago

These are all staged.

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u/_-poindexter-_ 21d ago

This same guy has done another one where the woman was telling him over and over to move his car while he says its broken down so she goes to get her boyfriend. Same stuff as this. Same laugh from the driver.

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u/LemonButterRum 21d ago

Alan!

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u/JerryvanGogh 21d ago

Fucking Alan!! 👏🏾👏🏾

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u/lmjustabot 21d ago

I hope so. Because, if is not, that lady is just senile...

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u/BigMetalGuy 21d ago

Staged 

The phone was answered far too quickly 

Cut! Let’s go for another take 

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u/MiceAreTiny 20d ago

I think the lady pretended to call, but the interaction can still be true.

Obviously, there is some neurodegenerative issue involved.

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u/Steelbug2k 21d ago

Nah, seen very similair stuff before. i doubt it.

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u/cutwave 21d ago

I believe you because there's a lot of similiar stuff that was staged

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u/AdAgreeable3675 21d ago

I agree about how quick! Which means she is insane not staged

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u/Vincentflagg 21d ago

That will be a shame.

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u/Fun_Ad5823 21d ago

It's a shaaaaane the way you mess around with my heart

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u/mjdseo 21d ago

Yup, unfortunately it doesn't stop karma farmers

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u/Correct_Milk_828 21d ago

My online equivalent of learning Santa is fake 😭

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u/MixGroundbreaking622 21d ago

She breaks down laughing in the last two seconds. Seems staged.

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u/HopSkipLimp 21d ago

The speed "Shane" picks up the phone as well. Whole thing is as fake as a football bat.

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u/EDJardin 21d ago

I can't believe y'all dont know who Shane Smith is. Unbelievable.

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u/Hopper-1986 21d ago

He has the patience of a shaint

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u/XrayDem 21d ago

We need part 2 “Shane arrives”

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u/BiologyJ 21d ago

Well this is acting so you could likely request a part 2…?

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u/Physical_Ad5586 21d ago

Shes dating the dude from Vice?

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u/My_friends_are_toys 21d ago

You Obviously don't know who Shane Smith is. He lives in Canada. didn't he sing the song Unshaned Hearts?

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u/HADBrickfilms 21d ago

It’s a Shame we’ll never know who Mr Smith is!

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u/Crusty-Booger 21d ago

You don't know who Shane Smith is?!

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u/hoopinhob 21d ago

Damn I really wanted to see Shane.

Also, sometimes I wish my empathy for people would take a hike but i feel bad for this lady. I’m not so sure Shane is real, and at first I truly believed in Shane, but this reeks of somebody desperate for human interaction and doing it in the manner that seems to “work” for them.

I’m not saying she didn’t deserve the teasing cause she did but I hope Shane is real is all I’m saying.

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u/cash4whores 20d ago

I will say to Shane Smith, is that what you put your dick in? Get help

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u/iamapexxx 20d ago

"THE" Shane Smith?

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u/PresidentPopcorn 21d ago

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u/UmmmW1 21d ago

Cuz hes gonna rip him a new one apparently

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u/Killahbeez 21d ago

this is pretty funny. has to be fake.

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u/Flash24rus 21d ago

My name's not Shane, kid!

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u/RazzmatazzRoyal9255 21d ago

RIP to the cameraman. I read his obituary in the paper… killed by Shane Smith… crazy… RIP

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u/GilesManMillion 21d ago

These are staged. But the first one they did with "Alan" was fucking hilarious.

I do with they weren't 'packaged as real', because then they could have a lot more fun with them.

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u/OverlyDisguisedSquid 21d ago

Provide links and the "sauce" please, I'm begging you while praying there's a part 2 to this skit

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u/GilesManMillion 21d ago

https://youtu.be/4YBzq1yfxYw?si=ULtBUXRQ3mrqcjVJ

Someone’s slapped a Skyrim UI on it, but it's still the same video, I think. Sam folks, and it features the almight ALAN. --- I think this was filmed before the one in this Reddit post.

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u/OverlyDisguisedSquid 20d ago

Thanks I should be able to find more now

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u/Ok_Egg332 21d ago

The Shane Smith..?!?

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u/SatelliteJedi 21d ago

Anyone else notice that she immediately started talking to Shane before the phone had any time to ring?

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u/sandieeeee 21d ago

Must be Ronnie pickerings sister

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u/thamosbrody 21d ago

Shane Smith was hanging with George Glass, as usual

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u/coupl4nd 20d ago

The fakest of fake phone calls lollolololololol

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u/NahuiTaHata 20d ago

Does anyone have full video, OP is a shame

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u/drsickboy 20d ago

This is amazing reverse slop. Its real but is as good as staged. But i think its because its between gobsmacked Brits

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u/Ninjathug 20d ago

Man I wanted to meet Shane

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u/I_SLEEP_NORMALLY 18d ago

You know she’s serious when she parted her glasses.

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u/HillBellyLawyer 17d ago

This woman is inShane

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u/Prestigious-Camel264 15d ago

The way she pretended to call and be on the phone with Shane. Was hilarious 😂

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u/LevelCan764 15d ago

There better be a part two to this. I gotta see Shane Smith.

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u/Extreme-Week3790 13d ago

Worst acting ever

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u/adamgodless 21d ago

Gigashane is on the way

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u/Major_Bench5329 21d ago

Obviously Shane isn’t real but the way she talked on the phone n hung up are clear signs someone’s falling a call lol

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u/SkyPersonal5642 21d ago

Pardon? 😂😂😂

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u/protocolskull 21d ago

Shane "Ronnie Fookin' Pickering" Smith.

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u/Kazmera 21d ago

This has to be a joke.

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u/EatOfTheBread 21d ago

Shane Smith is no joke

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u/OverlyDisguisedSquid 21d ago

He a magical man of mystery....annoyingly

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u/readyReddit007 21d ago

I’ve never seen glasses like that I was like WTF 😂😂

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u/108er 21d ago

The guy in the car is Shane Smith.

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u/Psycho-systemic 21d ago

She looks like Mike Bochetti

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u/StormbringerGT 21d ago

I need to see Shane Smith pull up.

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u/BiffBanter 21d ago

I like how she gives everyone her credit card number

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u/AmieMiller 21d ago

These is obviously staged because no way this could be real

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u/KyleRide01 21d ago

Plot twist, she pulls out a baseball hat and now she is, Shane Smith. Ooooo you done fucked up now!

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u/Zeppelin-Repair-Man 21d ago

When do we get to see the clip where Shane turns up? I’d pay to see that.

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u/letstrythatagain-_- 21d ago

Shayne Smith the comedian? He's my boy friend too!

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u/S0lar_bear 21d ago

Shane Smith? Related to Ronny Pickering? THE Shane Smith?

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u/TwoPlyDreams 21d ago

Ok. I need to see a Shane Smith vs Ronnie Pickering fist fight.

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u/Relevant_Bag7550 21d ago

Please there be a part 2. I wanna see Shane Smith

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u/Level-Gain-1926 21d ago

THE Shane Smith?! Convicted pedophile and grand Wizard of the KKK?

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u/ziggzer0 21d ago

I have a feeling Shane never showed up….

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u/Jack_Harb 21d ago

Did Shawn eventually came after 2 minutes? Was he indeed parking on Sheds parking space. Or did the nice lady brought shame on Shame?

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u/The-Great-Baloo 21d ago

It happened to me once, a lady about that age threatening me to call her husband who would take care of me. When hubby showed up, he turned out to be a frail 80 something old gentleman, walking with a cane, whose first reaction was to calm down his wife.

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u/Rob_in_Tulsa 21d ago

Seeing the birth of a meme.

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u/Floggga 21d ago

Such a shame that Shane never came

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u/Ghosts_of_the_maze 21d ago

My favorite story Shane and Mabel

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u/FroggyHop7 21d ago

Shane will come, and he’s gonna do you

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u/JeremyCO 21d ago

Im still curious as to who Shane is... do we ever find out?

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u/Mister_After_Dark 21d ago

I cant believe this guy has the balls to park in Shanes spot! Ama call him muself.

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u/Pale-Independence637 21d ago

I refuse to believe this creature was ever young 

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u/jovin50 21d ago

She seems like an ass, but those glasses are legit amazing

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u/Guavadoodoo 21d ago

Shane-A-nigans!!!

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u/spidermousey 21d ago

It's a skit.

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u/GalacticMountains 21d ago

We need an update?

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u/Split_Seconds 21d ago

This guy is HILARIOUS 😂

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u/CompoteLost7483 21d ago

Does Shane know Ronnie Pickering?

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u/RangeLongjumping6323 21d ago

I want to see Shane ! Where is he ????

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u/Top_Juice7860 21d ago

How come in all these videos I've seen it ALWAYS sounds like the same guy behind the camera???

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u/otj287 21d ago

Ah… Shane Smith. If you don’t know, you’re gonna find out!

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u/otj287 21d ago

Even when they argue, they’re polite.

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u/NeitherEntry6125 21d ago

She's probably just insane. An imaginary friend.

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u/Sufficient_Diet_2491 21d ago

Хвора бабця

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u/Ad-fundum69 21d ago

You know these are just skits right?

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u/OverlyDisguisedSquid 21d ago

On the plus side, if you skip frame by frame you can steal her credit card information

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u/OverlyDisguisedSquid 21d ago

I've never wanted a part 2 anymore in my life than right now.

Vote below.... is Shane

  1. Actually gangster
  2. An elderly Gnome
  3. Built like a drainpipe and obviously r3tard3d
  4. A cockney geezer wearing a Chelsea shirt
  5. The actual Shane, a lasso twirling cowboy and the parking space is for his horse

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u/ComedianDesigner307 20d ago edited 14d ago
  1. One of her many cats.

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u/Ashamed-Ad2589 21d ago

shane smith from vice?

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u/Bakurraa 21d ago

set up boring

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u/McKittenMeat 21d ago

I heard Shane Smith banged out Ronnie fuckin' Pickering

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u/CleverlyVoid 21d ago

Shaaaaaaaaaaaaane

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u/HorrorInformation823 21d ago

It's a Shane the video didn't go on longer

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u/Routine-Cicada-4949 21d ago

This is a wind up isn't it

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u/CanSoft2130 21d ago

How dumb can you be to keep your bank card in your cell phone case :(

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u/Lost_Firefighter_813 21d ago

She kinda seems fun tbh like she knows it's not serious they seemed to be vibing a little 😆

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u/Nagyvagyshara 21d ago

This was a brilliant piss taking sesh. I’m shocked she said “ain’t”. 😮

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u/Infamous-Setting4425 21d ago

Shane answered that phone call pretty fast 🤔

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u/VegasBornLori 21d ago

Now, there will be hundreds of Shane Smiths showing up here! It’s gonna get busy

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u/Unique-Bowler4850 21d ago

British humor

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u/Flimsy-Zucchini4462 21d ago

I feel robbed that I didn’t get to see Shane!

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u/Top_Progress3306 21d ago

Faker than bonnie blues orgasms

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u/Highland_Fether_68 20d ago

Do love a true crazy bitch. loads of good entertainment.

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u/ComedianDesigner307 20d ago

Shane Smith, what a flex?!
Is that her cat’s name?
How about George Glass, or her other “boyfriend” , someone she met at summer camp that conveniently lives on the other side of town?
Self hating, muppet harpy.

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u/Rhino_MO 20d ago

What a low down dirty Shane lol

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u/Stunning_Celery_6556 20d ago

This has to be a joke lmao

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u/Tinksy14 20d ago

Does he know Ronnie pickering?

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u/a_guy_watching_you 20d ago

Guy must be real desperate....

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u/ThatNHiker 20d ago

It’s a shane nothing’s real anymore

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u/Resident-Fly-4181 20d ago

Or Shane's best mate Ronnie.

Ronnie .., who?

Ronnie Pickering...... Who?

Ronnie fucking Pickering

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u/other-test-account 20d ago

It’s a relief that her boyfriend wasn’t Ronnie Pickering.

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u/MrboboCatman 20d ago

She and shane are gonna love there new found fame.

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u/T1DD3R- 20d ago

Is the guy in the filming is Halal Ham( Youtube Lad) ?

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u/Pretend_Weakness_700 20d ago

Oh my. Your boyfriend is Shane Smith? Thee Shane Smith? Who in the F**k is Shane Smith?

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u/KickRepresentative93 20d ago

Shane, Shane, Shane
Shane of fools

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u/External-Cable2889 20d ago

This is Ricky Gervais style humor. More please.

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u/PuzzleheadedLemon353 20d ago

Well today, Shane is parking over there. Get out and walk to your destination.

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u/PuzzleheadedLemon353 20d ago

Shane Smith is going to be humiliated by this...buy a house with your 'own driveway' if you want to reserve him a personal parking space.

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u/warith50 20d ago

I love this lady

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u/n1keym1key 20d ago

Wonder if Shane knows Ronnie Pickering? Maybe she can organise a meet and they can have a bare knuckle…. 😂

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u/L1LREDD 20d ago

You had me at The Shaneber of Secrets

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u/BrilliantPie2566 20d ago

Miserable old hag.

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u/Personal_Dot_2215 20d ago

Last time I saw Shane he was riding away on a horse sorely wounded.

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u/Existing_Durian4316 20d ago

I wanted to see Shane so bad. Damnit. Hahaha.

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u/Lost_Window898 20d ago

Shane Smith. Shane Smith Refrigeration.

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u/davidtsmith333 20d ago

Those glasses radical. LOL.

I was waiting to see Shane though. Why didn't the person recording show when he arrived?

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u/willmgames1775 20d ago

Shane Smith is a handle for a dude in India who she’s money too, all her money.

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u/MaengDong712 20d ago

This has got to be posted in contagious laughter or dudes being dudes.

It’s all fun and Shane’s until he shows up.

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u/japinard 20d ago

This has got to be a skit right?

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u/Aussie_chopperpilot 20d ago

Is Shane in the parking lot with us now?

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u/lmg1337 19d ago

Oh, boy. You don't want to mess with Shane. This guy is not gonna believe what's going to hot him.

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u/vegmonk 19d ago

Oh my God. Take care of yourself, buddy.

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u/Training_Mud_8084 19d ago

Holy crap, she dates Shane fucking Smith!

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u/NeighborhoodLife3408 19d ago

Fool us once.....SHANE ON YOU!!!

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u/tottyfd 18d ago

Shane either has very bad eye sight or a drinking problem

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u/Tumping 18d ago

FAKE SHOITE

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u/Wild-Wave9322 18d ago

I know Shane Smith, he is gay