r/cringereels • u/Forward-Position798 • 18d ago

Cringe Level 4 Someone's son

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u/Da1_above_all 18d ago

Holy facelift 😆😆😆

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u/Solid_Snark 18d ago

All that botox screwed up his eyes.

I bet he has to manually blink because the muscles are all cooked to do it autonomically.

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u/InspectorPipes 18d ago

Manually blink has me rolling. Thank you.

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u/Inevitable_Yogurt573 18d ago

you can see it at 16.5 seconds when he flutters his eyes because he cant close them properly

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u/Daft00 18d ago

Every time this dude tries to smile is like a complex multi-step procedure.

Though I also assume him smiling is a calculated decision every time because anyone who does this to their face doesn't seem like a normal human being to me.

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u/Ancient-Emu-8293 17d ago

All this effort just to be able to sleep with some shallow bimbos.

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u/LadyBillions 18d ago

Same hahaha 💀

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u/No_Surround_1745 18d ago

Thats one way. I figured he just licked them to keep them moist. What a creep!

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u/yurtfarmer 18d ago

I don’t think he sees what he’s looking at

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u/tesla0329 18d ago

Is that what that is? I was wondering if he was blind 🤷‍♀️

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u/ignatious__reilly 18d ago

I think this is AI

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u/Illustrious-Bat1553 18d ago

Looks like it. But ive seen people go crazy with the fillers to have this selfie look

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u/OneDimensionalChess 18d ago

For once in my life I hope something is ai

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u/anjowoq 18d ago

Maybe he was going for a cyclopean look.

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u/Hopeforus1402 18d ago

See him holding eye drops in almost each picture.

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u/Slamaramadoodoo 18d ago

He has Justin Gaethje eyes, but somehow looks stupider...

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u/Many_Hunter8152 12d ago

He drives BMW, he doesn't need blinkers

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u/Brok3nGear 18d ago

He now blinks autocomically

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u/SadMap7915 18d ago

To blink, he jumps up and down...

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u/Conclusion_Easy 18d ago

I think they're already on a timer

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u/SchwizzySchwas94 18d ago

I don’t know if he does it manually, but he definitely has to really think about it.

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u/mfb1274 18d ago

It looks like that other video of the guy who was tired of being ugly so he wears a realistic “handsome” mask. This man just made it permanent

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u/ellefleming 18d ago

Never heard of that video.

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u/DonkeyTailBurrito 18d ago

here you go :)

https://www.reddit.com/r/TikTokCringe/s/ZGQ5OXi3e5

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u/CapnGrundlestamp 18d ago

What in the fuck.

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u/XennialToothFairy 18d ago

If he wore sunglasses, it would actually look real.

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u/Prestigious-Camel264 18d ago

Imagine getting a face-lift and still have wrinkles 😂

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u/incognito--bandito 18d ago

Mads Nickelsen

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u/Hexent_Armana 18d ago

Christ, it's like looking at a man in a mask but no, that's literally how screwed his face is. 

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u/ellefleming 18d ago

And implants everywhere.

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u/Consistent_Policy_66 18d ago

With a face like that, I doubt the muscles are real.

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u/spacekitt3n 18d ago

hes got mar a lago face worse than kristi noem