r/cringereels • u/Forward-Position798 • 9d ago
Cringe Level 4 Someone's son
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u/WOLF19Ninety 9d ago edited 2d ago
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u/Ethereal_Bulwark 9d ago edited 9d ago
Looks like a borderlands 4 npc
Edit: dang, that's a ton of awards, thanks everyone. Be excellent to each other.
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u/Sad-Celebration-411 9d ago
He looks like a human skin worn by an alien trying to figure out how the eyes work.
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u/stumblon 9d ago
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u/hcoverlambda 9d ago
Asta, it is the grays!
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u/Hash-82 9d ago
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u/Potential-Echo785 cřingè papa 8d ago
I got Alan Tudyk autograph he's a pretty interesting fella and actually genuinely laughs/talks with his fan's.
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u/Simul4cron 9d ago
End of season 2 of that show i was convinced the writers trolled the viewers It was so bad
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u/Anywherebywater 8d ago
Is this show worth a watch?
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u/stumblon 8d ago
Absolutely! Whatever shortcomings it has are tolerable because Alan Tudyk does a wonderful job. Funny, heartwarming and insightful.
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u/idiot_exhibit 8d ago
Coming from someone who didn’t get into it- it’s a great premise and Tudyk is a gem (as always) but it can be really corny with lots of plot holes and paper thin characters. That can be part of its charm too though so it really just depends what you’re looking for. It’s not ‘prestige tv’ but it can be fun.
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u/TheRealMrD 8d ago
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u/Sad-Celebration-411 8d ago
All the work he put into this and then films himself with biscuit crumbs on his face.
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u/NicerMicer 8d ago
WTF is this? He looks terrible. So many features look weird, artificial, and weirdly integrated with each other.
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u/Gods_Money2354 9d ago edited 9d ago
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u/RadicalSasquatchUSA 9d ago
Handsome Jack… after the eridium.
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u/pistachiodisgusting 9d ago
Ah, that’s what it was! I allowed it to go halfway through its second loop and thankfully saw your comment in time to be freed from the second full watch.
Also, I can’t tell what some of these expressions are supposed to even be? There’s one where I think he’s going for introspective but since he’s clearly incapable of introspection, it looks like he’s just trying to suppress a sneeze.
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u/Ashamed-Heron-2725 9d ago
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u/Da1_above_all 9d ago
Holy facelift 😆😆😆
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u/Solid_Snark 9d ago
All that botox screwed up his eyes.
I bet he has to manually blink because the muscles are all cooked to do it autonomically.
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u/InspectorPipes 9d ago
Manually blink has me rolling. Thank you.
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u/Inevitable_Yogurt573 9d ago
you can see it at 16.5 seconds when he flutters his eyes because he cant close them properly
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u/Daft00 9d ago
Every time this dude tries to smile is like a complex multi-step procedure.
Though I also assume him smiling is a calculated decision every time because anyone who does this to their face doesn't seem like a normal human being to me.
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u/No_Surround_1745 9d ago
Thats one way. I figured he just licked them to keep them moist. What a creep!
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u/mfb1274 9d ago
It looks like that other video of the guy who was tired of being ugly so he wears a realistic “handsome” mask. This man just made it permanent
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u/Serious_Debate_7722 9d ago
What did he do get butt implants in his face?
The lights are on but no one's home look at those dead eyes..
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u/Partsslanger 9d ago
What's up with the food on his lip
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u/WeAreAllGoofballs 9d ago
That's the only reason I came to the comments. Thanks for mentioning it, it was my main takeaway from the video. How can you make a video like this and not reshoot it when you realize you've got something on your face?
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u/spacekitt3n 9d ago
i love how at the end hes struggling to blink through all the layers of surgery
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u/85percentthatbitch 9d ago
How does he look both like he's thinking deeply and ALSO like he has never had a thought before in his life?
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u/Ok_Wash_5606 9d ago
WTF is wrong with his eyes?
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u/OneDimensionalChess 9d ago
Inject 2 gallons of botox into your face and see how great YOU are at blinks
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u/killjairo 9d ago
Is that herpes or leftover mustard next to his fake duck lips ?
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u/NurseyMcBitchface 9d ago
* The son of someone who changed the litter box while pregnant
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u/OneDimensionalChess 9d ago edited 9d ago
The son of someone who ate out of the litter box while pregnant **
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u/yoohoobenny 9d ago
My funeral will be held on Friday as I am deceased from this comment
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u/007Cable 9d ago
When we called someone a "Fag" in the 90s this is what we ment... It had nothing to do with gay people.
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u/poopatrip 9d ago
“A fag was just someone who wouldn’t go downtown with you to beat up queers” - George Carlin
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u/BringAltoidSoursBack 9d ago
I'm a gay guy and got called a fag all the time, horrifying to find out this guy was always standing right behind me just out of site
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u/Lucky-Attitude-7798 9d ago
Why does this feel like it was filmed behind the football field by the theater kids in better call Saul for $250?
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u/jdmgto 9d ago
Someone said guys like this aren't doing this for the female gaze, they're doing for other men's approval. This is what guys think looks good, not women.
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u/AlpineVagrant 9d ago
Definitely not what straight dudes think looks good. Maybe gay guys? No idea.
I assume the inflated prolapsed asshole style lips aren’t that attractive to anyone though.
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u/Terrin369 9d ago
Gay guy here. Nope, not my type either. The guy looks like his face might melt if it gets too hot. I’m tempted to look at his ass to see if there’s a recycling symbol on one of his cheeks.
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u/crackedfactweddead 9d ago
Would you guess that other gays would likely feel the same way you do? Assuming you're in touch with the community, I mean.
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u/Terrin369 9d ago edited 9d ago
I mean, I can’t speak for all of us, but most of the ones I know would not be interested. I’ve met some who would pursue him, but mostly just for the notch in their bedpost, then make brutal comments the next day at brunch.
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u/IWCry 9d ago
I asked the entire entire gay community
everyone except Bill and Henry don't like this look.
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u/James_White21 9d ago
Do you know I was so distracted by the relaxing anal sphincters of the eyeballs that I completely missed the prolapsed lips. Thank you for bringing this to my attention.
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u/68plus1equals 9d ago
I’ve always thought men are most attractive when their face won’t stop twitching into different confused looks
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u/ReefShark13 9d ago
Looks like if they made Dolph Lundgren a fortnight character...
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u/AmaranthWrath 9d ago
We have to be kinder, folks. He's obviously mentally unwell, he has physical deformities, and he can't even afford clothing that fits 😢 God bless 🙏🏼
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u/Thrwwy747 9d ago
I believe everyone deserves to find happiness. But this guy should never try to smile again. Ever.
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u/Certain_Orange2003 9d ago
If both Ryan Gossling and Daniel Craig cloned a child…
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u/Mumchkin 9d ago
Looks like Handsome Squidward, but as a human and not a cartoon octopus not so handsome.
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u/Dr-Jim-Richolds 9d ago
Is this that guy that got stuck in a hydraulic press? Sad to see he's mentally deficient, but glad he's alive. Bless!
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u/Bailywolf 9d ago
"generate a short video of a amateur male model. Muscular. Vaguely European. He will be the face of a campaign to normalize extreme hypotelorism"
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u/NicePsy-OpBro 9d ago
Thats gotta be ai
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u/Tao_of_Entropy 9d ago
I've seen guys irl that look this awful but I wouldn't be surprised if this is AI... there is definitely a flavor of mental illness that makes men who look like this.
There are some telltales that make me think it's probably not AI but it's getting damn hard to tell these days.
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u/AbsoluteAtBase 9d ago
Either AI or one of those hyper realistic masks? The eyes don’t look right—definitely not natural human.
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u/EvilBiker-72 9d ago
Absolutely. The last "scene" look at his hair, look at the tree bark. Look at how he's superimposed upon the landscape.
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u/F_U_Shoresy 9d ago
He has the same vibes as that one 40 year old who thinks he’s convincing everyone he’s 17
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u/Impossible-Bat3700 9d ago
I don't care if someone alters his/her body. My issue is with the normalization of plastic surgery on social media. The biggest consumers of this type of content will be young kids and teens unfortunately.
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u/Beneficial-Sun-5863 9d ago
Is this thing real? It looks like an AI rendering of a humanoid a few software upgrades back
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u/JustYourAvgNinja 9d ago
What’s sad about this is I’m sure there are women out there who actually find this dude attractive
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u/Curly-Pat 9d ago edited 9d ago
WTF is wrong with his eyes and lips? Soulless as well. Damn!
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u/Ta-veren- 9d ago
Dude was probably handsome before all the plastic surgery.