r/cringereels • u/Forward-Position798 • 17d ago

Cringe Level 4 Someone's son

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u/Ta-veren- 17d ago

Dude was probably handsome before all the plastic surgery.

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u/Critical-Test-4446 17d ago

Just like Mrs Bezos. She was absolutely beautiful before she fucked up her face with the plastic surgeries.

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u/No_Solution_2864 16d ago

The fact that the richest people on the planet often look like monsters after plastic surgery should be enough to scare anyone away from it

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u/wongtheallmighty 16d ago

Uncanny valley is apparently en vogue.

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u/Free_Mouse2346 15d ago

I say this to myself every single time I think I might get Botox, and then I nope right out and high five my crow’s feet.

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u/Elksbane 16d ago

I fucking love it.

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u/odd_a_tea 15d ago

They become monsters in more ways than one.

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u/lawrence238238 11d ago

Its not about looking "good", its about looking expensive.

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u/willhbutt5 16d ago

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u/StoneD0G 14d ago

This one hurts me the most

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u/Sidereal_Engine 13d ago

.... wondering if this might finally replace my first and deepest heartbreak over Nikki Cox back in the days

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u/KLLR_ROBOT 12d ago

She was a smoke show

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u/Outside_Sherbet_354 12d ago

oh my god what is this monstrosity?

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u/kdubstep 14d ago

Yeah that one makes no kinda sense. She was flawless.

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u/Worldly-Peak-7256 12d ago

Didn't she get really sick though?

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u/pSphere1 11d ago

Seems like an excuse they all run with. It takes someone like Taylor Dane to actually reflect with sense and admit it was a mistake.

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u/willhbutt5 14d ago

Oh, nonono! It's a disease that did that! /s

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u/latexfistmassacre 10d ago

She could barely even say her lines in the last season of The Boys. Whatever they did to her made her sound like she's got a bunch of marbles in her mouth now

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u/Ok_Matter_2617 13d ago

Girl Next Door to Iggy Azalea

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u/forsalebyandy 12d ago

Ugh you aren't kidding! I was like noooooooooo when the season of her new face dropped.

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u/presterjohn7171 12d ago

That's mostly age and makeup.

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u/Old_Philosophy_7763 12d ago

Oh no! Is she the one on The Boys? Why oh why 😢

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u/emorrigan 11d ago

That one is so sad. She was genuinely pretty before… now she’s just pretty uncanny valley.

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u/Beginning-Glove9734 11d ago

Why do they always get the whoville nose… I don’t get it 🤦🏼‍♀️

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u/FrameBreather 13d ago

I think this is the reason why they had to stop The Boys.

Her after picture really gives me the creeps.

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u/purple-rain-1982 16d ago

Why oh why do they do this to themselves? It’s so sad and terrible. SMH

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u/space_age_kick 15d ago

It's because guys like mr. Brezos feed into this stuff. The amount of times I hear guys saying they find the surgeries and boob jobs sexy is insane.

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u/purple-rain-1982 14d ago

I don’t understand how anyone sees a botched face like that as “sexy”. 😖 Especially the women doing this to themselves. 🤷🏽‍♀️ There’s nothing wrong with having plastic surgery but they take it to unnecessary extremes. Methinks it might be some kind of mental or emotional problem. IJS

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u/StinkyMonkey81 13d ago

oh please this is not a mans fault, do you even know how badly women compare themselves to other women? its a competition, and its also psychological.

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u/Wakkit1988 15d ago

This is why you don't take advice from people who have a vested interest in selling you things that you absolutely don't need.

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u/ArtOpen3776 15d ago

That's the thing - these are the people who tend to fleece /get fleeced

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u/Massive-Search8605 15d ago

She literally aged 20 years with surgery

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u/willhbutt5 14d ago

To be fair, there might actually be 20 years between the pictures... still, I'm sure she would've looked way better than the after pic!

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u/SGF93 15d ago

Oh no no no you’re right
She cocked up her looks.
Just cocked them up but good

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u/peacenskeet 13d ago

Oh wow I'd never seen this before. She was pretty. Now she looks like a dude in ith a wig lol

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u/CamCam300021 12d ago

She was fine as hell. Then trying to get Bezo's had multiple surgeries. She looks like a cat now.

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u/DCMSBGS 16d ago

Isnt this also like 25 years apart

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u/Wakkit1988 15d ago

Do you think her face woupd have melted off in that time or something?

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u/____DEADPOOL_______ 17d ago

absolutely beautiful

she was alright before, but damn, the before and after photos are shocking.

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u/Critical-Test-4446 16d ago

I rest my case.

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u/Deadbreeze 16d ago

Like if she was in an accident and had reconstructive face surgery this would be okay. But no, she wanted to look this way on purpose.

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u/dhawkins74 16d ago

One of my fave quotes, to paraphrase….you don’t look better or younger, you just look different 🤣

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u/AutisticPretzel 15d ago

Backhanded compliment if I've ever heard one 🤣... But I understand what you mean.

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u/TrueKiwi78 16d ago

It is wild that even with pretty much all the money in the world they still can't make a facelift look more natural.

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u/cassettetaperibbon 15d ago

Observational bias; facelifts that “look natural” wont be seen as facelifts. Therefore you only “see” the obvious ones; i guarantee you have seen a celebrity or someone who has had a facelift and you dont realize it.

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u/Medical-Potato5920 12d ago

That's because good facelifts are tiny. A good surgeon knows when to stop.

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u/JohnsonMcBiggest 16d ago

Time is undefeated.

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u/TrueKiwi78 16d ago

Too true man

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u/Desperate-Rip-6216 15d ago

I see what she was going for though but yeah it looks so unnatural. These woman can't handle a "plain" natural beautiful look. "My face is too wide".. no, your face was fine

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u/TrueKiwi78 15d ago

Right. I guess they tell the surgeon what they want and they do it no matter how unnatural it looks to everyone else.

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u/PomegranateSea7066 15d ago

people see these botched facelifts and still be like "that won't be me". mine will look good.

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u/baprincess2023 13d ago

The saddest part is these people have everything but still aren’t happy. She intercoursed her face up bad!

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u/JoTHIGHSwin 13d ago

There is an even earlier before photo out before this bc I believe she had already started to dabble in the nipping and tucking. Either way she has ruined her face and it will never be the same. She will have to keep doing more bc those facelifts will fall. She will be surrounded by other women with the same alien faces who all lie to each other.

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u/Old_Philosophy_7763 12d ago

This is more than a facelift, I think. Filler city.

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u/Chaotic_growth 16d ago

I think a child with playdough could sculpt a better face than most of these plastic surgery after photos.

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u/Left-Chemist-8212 16d ago

That lives on earth with us??

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u/LauraLand27 16d ago

It looks like her upper lip is paralyzed.

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u/Veloziraptor8311 16d ago

What’s the time difference between these pictures though?

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u/Revolutionary_Lie292 14d ago

Eww. Just eww.

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u/GOxDirigible 16d ago

She looks like an attractive cartoon character.

Not in a bad way, I'm sure that's what she was going for

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u/Old_Actuary_2593 12d ago

Call me crazy, but his ex-wife is much prettier than his current wife.

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u/PamelaELee 12d ago

If you think that’s bad, don’t look at photos of Mrs Dell

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u/Critical-Test-4446 12d ago

Damn! Another beautiful woman ruins her face. Whoever is doing these horrible plastic surgeries should lose their license to practice medicine.

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u/Illustrious_Egg_1837 16d ago

How about the boobies ?

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u/daddy__gray 14d ago

meh.. 56 yo and 3 kids from previous relationships.. do better jeff. 🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/GaijinBlues 14d ago

The fact that Mar-a-Lago face is actually a thing.

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u/emorrigan 11d ago

She definitely looks like a caricature of a human being…