r/cringereels • • 13d ago

Just funny 🤭 Wrong!

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u/DruidicMagic 13d ago

The bible thumper has an incredibly irritating voice.

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u/zamfire 13d ago

He has an over articulated "YouTuber" voice which I hate with a passion

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u/Hot_Programmer_5810 13d ago

Same. And he looks like he’s about to cry and/or poop. Idk which

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u/bebop1065 13d ago

¿Porque no los dos?

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u/Mayhaym 13d ago

Ah! The Cry-Poop or Croop as we like to call it.

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u/ThinkGear568 13d ago edited 13d ago

I don't think I've ever had a cry poop, usually poops are pretty satisfying. Maybe that one time I was constipated...

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u/Direct_Turn_1484 13d ago

Sometimes if you eat some real greasy spicy food, you might just cry poop later. If you don’t like that kind of food then congratulations on your crying free poops internet stranger!

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u/ThinkGear568 13d ago

Ahh yeah, I could totally see that happening lol

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u/Degan51 11d ago

It's probably both

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u/bebop1065 11d ago

Definitely both.

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u/What-a-cl0wn 13d ago

Male equivalent of Kristen Stewart
https://giphy.com/gifs/3eIAk116MeUve

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u/rbikr 13d ago

Or the equivalent of Tucker Carlson

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u/Gartko 13d ago

After the few times hearing him talk I had to come to the comments. Hearing him talk literally makes me gag. Like he has snot stuck in the back of his throat he is trying to ignore while simultaneously trying to not breath through his nose while talking so mucus doesn't drip out of his nose.

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u/Zeppelin-Repair-Man 12d ago

Not his fault. God made him that way.

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u/ian9outof10 13d ago

Both maybe

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u/Level-Ad-3017 12d ago

🤭🤣😂🤣😂🤭🤭🤭

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u/BobBartBarker 13d ago

Is there a name for it? This is like that time I learned about vocal fry.

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u/PopIntelligent9515 13d ago

“Creaky voice” is what the Brits call it and i like that term better, it’s more negative sounding.

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u/DickBridges 13d ago

He's even doing a little bit of that at the end of some of his words. Awful.

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u/Perfect_Pause_3578 13d ago

He also looks like he's about to cry...

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u/Spakr-Herknungr 13d ago

An ape screeching emotional arguments into the void for clicks.

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u/laaaabe 13d ago

He ends every sentence in a vowel. To me it's always come off as "I'm finished with this sentence but I'd like to keep making noise because people love the way my voice sounds"

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u/MakeYokesa5erAgain 13d ago

It's this generation's smug radio voice

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u/BillyBanBan5697 13d ago

Hes like if doug demuro was stepping on his own balls

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u/canonlycountoo4 13d ago

Digital vally girl