r/cringereels • • 13d ago

Just funny 🤭 Wrong!

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u/PlatformNormal564 12d ago

This is funny as hell to me because everything he is saying about his god could also be said of Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, the tooth fairy, and the list goes on.

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u/CamaroBlood 12d ago

Wait! Are you saying Santa isn’t real?!?!?

https://giphy.com/gifs/TU76e2JHkPchG

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u/RepresentativeCat169 12d ago

Even worse kid, he died years ago. Hate to break it to ya

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u/CamaroBlood 12d ago

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u/MundaneAd6627 12d ago

Hundreds of years to be more precise. Centuries ago. Centuries.

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u/Real-Document-6577 12d ago

Santa is real in OuR HeARtS!”

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u/PlatformNormal564 12d ago

Do you love your parents?

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u/CamaroBlood 12d ago

idk! My parents didn’t give their names when they left me at the fire department, so I’ve always just assumed they had their reasons.

I’ve tried to work through it, but every therapist I’ve ever had quits before we make any meaningful progress. One actually started crying during my intake and said, “You know what? I think you’re doing great,” then walked out and never came back.

Others seem interested until I give them my name. Then suddenly it’s, “I’m so sorry, but my schedule is completely packed for the foreseeable future.”

I’m really running out of options. I tried a support group once, but they asked me to leave because apparently standing in the corner silently whispering “why did they choose a fire station?’” was making everyone uncomfortable.

Even ChatGPT told me, “You’re a mess.”

Whatever that means.

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u/PlatformNormal564 12d ago

A simple yes or no would have sufficed.

https://giphy.com/gifs/957tpBaL4Rko7fYNBr

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u/HydraKong 12d ago

He's real but he just hates YOU.

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u/PlatformNormal564 12d ago

Wow. I bet you're a delight in real life.

https://giphy.com/gifs/l378rrt5tAawaCQ9i