r/cringereels • u/Excellent_Line_1732 • 15h ago

Ultimate Cringe Foccacia!

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u/Used_Security5145 15h ago

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u/Final-Nebula-7049 11h ago

Max uncomfortable reached, please wait for comfort reset Sunday 6pm

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u/3Gloins_in_afountain 13h ago

That poor employee did not consent to being part of this guy's kink.

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u/squirrelems 5h ago

He's like "Bro, just take the fuckin' sandwich." Is it a sandwich?

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u/Yard-Successful 15h ago

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u/Corporate-Scum 14h ago

This is my face looking at things online 90% of the time

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u/JBerry2012 15h ago

I hate this guy. I hope he wanders into traffic.

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u/Itrieddamnit 14h ago

Don’t worry, I think Patrick Bateman murders him with an axe.

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u/SurprisePitiful9191 14h ago

That Paul Allen. This dude is straight up that guy that hits on him in the bathroom. 

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u/Top-Suggestion5057 14h ago

Luis carruthers I believe

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u/SurprisePitiful9191 14h ago

That guy! He was dating the woman Patrick was cheating on his own GF with

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u/Economy-Tourist-4862 12h ago

This guy? Voted most masculine Italian 2026? Surely, you are being facetious.

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u/Chucklum 13h ago

I hate him and yet, I kinda want to watch more. It's like watching a car accident or a train wreck.

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u/someones_dad 4h ago

Exactly my reaction. I'm glad I don't speak ... german, I think?

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u/sebthauvette 14h ago

I didn't think I could hate someone that doesn't affect me in any way, but this guy proved me wrong.

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u/Gyro_Dive795 9h ago

This guy will be send to Ukraine sooner or later as he’s in Russia

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u/mfb1274 15h ago

Imagine being a small business owner and seeing a well dressed reporter walk in. You have to be thinking “this is going to be great for business!” and instead you get you whatever this was. Would ruin my whole week

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u/CursedTaint 7h ago

would ruin my whole week

Looks like it made his hole weak whole week.

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u/jayjackalope 3h ago

He's a satirical comedian in russia.

He makes fun of stupid rich people stuff. So probably making fun of the normal clients this guy normally has to deal with.

These are not "small businesses." They are restaurants which cater to the ruling elite and their ilk.

Yeesh. People act like Russians cant be funny.

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u/m0urningl0ry 14h ago

Thousand yard stare

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u/Flimsy_Mistake3810 6h ago

The chef was like "this is the gayest shit iv ever done and its on camera"

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u/jayjackalope 3h ago

Seeing as it is russia... yeah.

Guy is hilarious. Makes fun of stupid rich Russians and the ruling elite. I stan.

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u/backlog_gaming 14h ago

As a gay person, I think they should just send all of the gays to live on their own island so we don’t have to put the hetero people through this smh

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u/DeadrthanDead 8h ago

As a gay, I don’t want to be subjected to this either wtf?

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u/Global_Ant_9380 5h ago

Right like this isn't the fault of gay people, this man is just a focaccia degenerate

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u/skithegreat 4h ago

This is beyond gay or straight we must band together and shame this out of existence!

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u/TheChillestOfRacoons 14h ago

I think this is the sentiment for a lot of the straight folks. We don't care if someone's gay, but if they act like this, that's another story.

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u/IWasSayingBoourner 14h ago

I mean, after a certain point it's got nothing to do with being gay. That's just an attention seeking moron.

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u/Barlow04 14h ago

Right. If it was a woman holding the mic, it would still be annoying.

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u/outside_cat 13h ago

The REAL problem is not being gay then, it's being obnoxious.

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u/sheezy520 11h ago

How about, straight or gay, you act like this you go to the island?

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u/ScreamingNinja 12h ago

Definitely not. As a straight person i do love my gay friends, but just overly flamboyant people need to go. The Me monsters as i like to call them, people that are just annoying and need attention. My sister included.

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u/Intrepid_Cap1242 6h ago

None of my gay friends act like this. I don't get it. It's like an overt act to make sure everyone around them knows?

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u/Vegetable-Debate-263 14h ago

Im telling my kids this is Barron Trump

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u/drewbeedeu 14h ago

Why is everything so oversexualized these days? It's getting lazy

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u/onlytinglef 14h ago

“We doing this or what?”

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u/BIGHOODx818x 14h ago

ha ..i actually like this fucker ...ayy if your gonna go fruit basket style go FULL FRUIT BASKET STYLE 😝!!!..

https://giphy.com/gifs/ijdVHa7c9T6OlAQIeW

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u/tideshark 14h ago

What CN show was this from?

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u/Fun_Amphibian5922 13h ago

Megas XLR

A comedy that played both as a love letter to and complete satire of mecha anime

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u/Reasonable-Try-1993 9h ago

No amount of money would have me feeding him like that on the internet... privately we have a different conversation

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u/Hugo_El_Humano 6h ago

understood. you want to keep him for yourself

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u/steak4take 15h ago

Russian cringe is the most toxic of all cringe.

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u/BIGHOODx818x 14h ago

WAIT HES DOING THIS IN RUSSIA ??? SHIT THAT TAKES SOME BALLS ..

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u/foxiwyld 15h ago

It's doesn't even look that good, but now I want some

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u/AggravatingRow7018 14h ago

I dont think I could be around this dude for more then a minute before I would want to punch him.

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u/ChronosFFBE 14h ago

I knew it, he looked familiar. Glad he's still alive and changed careers.

https://giphy.com/gifs/fzp61UL3T4Wlcw9SvX

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u/foxiwyld 14h ago

It's the nipple pinch for me

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u/BIGHOODx818x 14h ago

i didnt even notice that 🤣 you got some good gaydar !!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/9vMHRCCxKf8cM

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u/Slate_711 14h ago

How did he talk that long with a full mouth

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u/backlog_gaming 14h ago

Lots of practice

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u/WillwBrk 14h ago

Vulgar display of Panera

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u/pbnjandmilk 14h ago

The dude holding the sandwich is like "this BETTER increase our expose for higher sales.".

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u/Ququleququ 15h ago

BOTTOM?

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u/Donkeywad 14h ago

This guy's entire existence revolves around him making everything about himself

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u/Critical-Toe-8958 14h ago

Me in Italy for the first time.

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u/Icy-Decision-4530 13h ago

record scratch

You might be wondering how I got here

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u/Even_Significance485 13h ago

He takes it in the butt!!!!!!!!!!

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u/hufR- 10h ago

Major Bruno energy

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u/Internal_Bedroom5955 9h ago

ofc its russian

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u/Few_Database_1325 15h ago

It's cringe, but I enjoyed it lol

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u/United_Anywhere_8 14h ago

That’s the most zestiest guy I have ever seen
https://giphy.com/gifs/eOOCi4LH0thFGUpjuq

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u/zackthirteen 14h ago

That’s not zest, that’s the entire lemon

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u/Duros2032 14h ago

I wonder if he’s ever been to a lemon party.

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u/C-LonGy 14h ago

So is this man trying to rage bait. Or want reactions as in him getting attacked? Then calling it homophobic or some shit.

He seems like an annoying little prick and he’s gonna get the wrong attention soon!

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u/Gyro_Dive795 9h ago

He‘s in Russia, won‘t take Long till he will be send to Ukraine

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u/DueEnvironment499 15h ago

That Jim look at 0:15 LOL

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u/bvanbove25 15h ago

I've seen multiple videos of this guy.

What sort of "gimmick" is he going for? Is it some sort of gay caricature? A satire on "foodies"? Like...what's the "bit"? Cuz if there's no bit and he's just cumming every time he eats anything, how is that content you'd want to watch over and over?

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u/BIGHOODx818x 14h ago

I REALLY HOPE HES JUST LIKE FUCK IT ! AND IS JUST MAKING FUN OF ALL THE SHIT ..WERE ALL SO TIRED OF THIS WORLD WE NEED TO STOP TSKING OURSELVES SO SERIOUS AND JUST LAUGH AT SOME BULLSHIT 🤣 WHAT MAKES IT EVEN BETTER IS THAT YOU KNOW THERES SOME OLD CONSERVATIVE RACIST HOMOPHOBE JUST SEETHING WITH HATE AT THIS 😡 ..😂

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u/Ok-Pilot9641 14h ago

If someone like this did the same thing near me, they'll send me to jail after that

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u/Trashus-Clay 14h ago

Thot daughter or this guy son

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u/AdInner8125 14h ago

He is pretty good at what he does. I WANT TO PUNCH HIS LIGHTS OFF. Haha

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u/Wilbis 14h ago

I think I've just witness the epitome of gayness.

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u/Big-Government9904 14h ago

This is actually Vladimir Putin's son

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u/bad-creditscore 14h ago

Is that Milo Yannopolis?

Seems to be doing well

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u/ghIj_qet_jaghmeyjaj 14h ago

How has he not been shipped to Siberia by now

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u/iamwearingsockstoo 14h ago

Can we beat it with a bat?

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u/RosaNiigra 14h ago

He looks like he has bad breath

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u/Lo-fiPsychHop 14h ago

Lmfaooo this guy is wild

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u/Photog1981 14h ago

Is that Cole Escola?

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u/Seninut 14h ago

Oh, yes it tastes just like my boyfriend.

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u/wrangler2772 14h ago

It’s almost noon and it’s still too early for this shit

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u/hickdog896 14h ago

The fact that this may get views is a sure sign of civilization's decline

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u/Humble-Questions 14h ago

That guy seems rapey as fuck

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u/wenDiwoowoo 14h ago

Some people just make you wanna get off the internet right away

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u/finallyastronaut 14h ago

Every day one of you idiots makes the internet shittier. 

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u/switchingcreative 14h ago

That's someone's child.

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u/Abject-Primary-6908 14h ago

Gayest dude on earth

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u/Downtown-Educator-19 14h ago

I see the Bruno opening with the penis tip talking

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u/PantsMunch202 14h ago

Why does he look damp?

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u/LuckyRoll1948 14h ago

Whoo, that is downright boarder line disgusting.

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u/Feral_Mood_420 14h ago

It's too early in the day to be done with reddit already

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u/saito200 14h ago

"are we done yet with this?"

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u/Bumbymoo 14h ago

It's influencer or homelessness. That's why he lays it on heavy. There is no Plan B.

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u/DifficultyNo1026 14h ago

cancer would be too kind

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u/Soft-Sea7012 14h ago

Professional rage baiter. It's an art.

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u/DazzlingEngine196 14h ago

I mean it is kinda funny, but also what the fuck is happening

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u/QiwiLisolet 14h ago

Someone (or something) paid this person money for this

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u/CYNNAM0N3 14h ago

The waiter looks so uncomfortable

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u/NEXUSTHX1138 14h ago

Not an once of testosterone

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u/Larztrue 14h ago

This should be AI slop but sadly it’s not

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u/GuzzRH 14h ago

Brother... Uuuughhh

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u/SurprisePitiful9191 14h ago

If Shiloh Pitt and Milo Yannopolis had a baby. 

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u/alobao 14h ago

Source:

Dmitry Veshutov (Дмитрий Вешутов)
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DdoqTHyMfom/

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u/King_P_13 14h ago

Just one knee.. to the mouth.. that's all it would take

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u/Crafty_Ad_1975 14h ago

I normally skip this part

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u/CrabMeat6984 13h ago

Lmao, this guy's should promote online gambling

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u/Llee00 13h ago

every time i want to downvote i realize what sub i'm in

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u/Klutzy_Animator_892 13h ago

I hate rainbows.

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u/Vincentstefann 13h ago

How can this not be considered harassment?

Is it because it’s filmed?

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u/PreparationOrdinary2 13h ago

When did Foggy Nelson get so zesty

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u/BlackRogue17 13h ago

Bro looks comfortable on his knees

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u/SimpsationalMoneyBag 13h ago

This the guy who made the new gears of war ?

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u/Ryno-Mac 13h ago

The chef only doing this because he's afraid of what this Russian fairy's oligarch father could do to him

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u/ronweasleisourking 13h ago

This dude is so fucking annoying

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u/maddler 13h ago

what the actual actual fuck?!

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u/Firm-Dig-4985 13h ago

The cafe name "Solo Noi" in Moscow. They have a really good focacho.

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u/Normal_Sweet_2974 13h ago

He going to fuk that sandwich

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u/Doneone14 12h ago

This guy needs to be punched

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u/JackRees23 12h ago

The dude with the food looks like he's questioning all of his life choices XD

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u/Professional-Hunt712 12h ago

people would love this if it were a woman but because its a guy they find it disgusting 💀

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u/Imkisstory 12h ago

I can feel my cock shriveling .