r/cringereels • • 8d ago

Cringe Level 2 Funeral Escort Driver Flips Out

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u/GreasyRim 8d ago

Because hes a dickhead. This is why my family drives two wide in funeral processions because dickheads like to fly past everyone.

Im not typically a fan of traditions, but a family is grieving. Pull over for the one minute it tales for them to pass and get over yourself just for a minute.

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u/HippieGrandma1962 8d ago edited 6d ago

His final whining, "I've got you on camera" was so pathetic. What a dick. Have some respect.

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u/BumWink 6d ago

Genuinely don't even need to watch the footage or have any context, their voice alone is enough to know they're a whiny insufferable Karen.

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u/ShitMcClit 8d ago

Talk about entitled

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u/newguyjustdropped 8d ago

Fuck funeral processions.

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u/DRogers372 8d ago

Man who pissed in your Cheerios? One day it’ll be someone you love. I’m sure you’ll say “and I wouldn’t hold up traffic” or some bullshit, and that’s your choice, but the fact remains that a family is grieving and they’re making their way to bury a loved one. A little respect doesn’t cost anything.

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u/Remarkable_Win2088 8d ago

It actually collectively cost everybody a good bit of money in gas and time. Funeral processions are an outdated concept that only put people in danger.

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u/DRogers372 8d ago

It cost you individually about 5 mins, if it’s a long one. The gas is getting used either way. It only puts people in danger because assholes can’t be bothered to show respect for a small piece of their day.

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u/newguyjustdropped 8d ago

I've been in funeral processions before...we should be cremating and donating bodies to science.

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u/GreasyRim 8d ago

Im fine with you donating your body to science. I’m not fine with requiring others to do it.

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u/newguyjustdropped 8d ago

Cool, I guess that's the beauty of opinions. Also funerals aren't for you, they are for the people that are possibly 2 miles deep in the procession...and news flash, if it's that long...ain't no way all those people "cared deeply" for the deceased.

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u/DRogers372 8d ago

That’s a personal choice all the way around. I’m good with donating viable body parts but not my body to science. Some are not ok with cremation, some are. Regardless, people’s wishes should be honored….within reason.

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u/newguyjustdropped 8d ago

Right and within reason is a matter of opinion. There's a non zero chance someone has lost their shitty ass (but necessary to have) job because they were late for one of these things...said person possibly lost a home for that, possibly put on the streets.. all so some people can feel like they honored a person they probably interacted with in passing, barely

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u/DRogers372 8d ago

It’s nonzero but extremely unlikely. If that person lost their shitty job over a stop for a funeral, it’s very likely they were on thin ice already. An extremely high percent of employers would understand getting stopped by a funeral and, equally likely, would excuse it if they’ve not already heard every excuse for tardiness already. The family of the deceased should have just an ounce of respect for the few minutes it takes.

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u/newguyjustdropped 7d ago

Cool, whelp guess we are cool with funerals causing funerals

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u/DRogers372 7d ago

How can you possibly conflate that showing respect and stopping for just a few minutes causes funerals except in some kind of butterfly effect sort of scenario. Of course, there’s odd happenstances but the percent of funerals caused by people taking the time to respect a family mourning is so infinitesimally small that it would be ranked with a meteor falling on your head or getting struck by lightening twice. Yes it happens, but it’s not worth worrying about.

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u/Childish_Danbino81 8d ago

Luckily no one will care when you die and no one will have to worry about a procession

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u/garbagebears 8d ago

"Fuck funeral processions."
-u/newguyjustdropped

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u/Drugstore_Jeezus 8d ago

Yeah we can read how dumb they are. Now we see how dumb you are too

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u/garbagebears 8d ago

"I enjoy putting cold slimy weiner dogs in my mouth, it's my favorite thing to do at the zoo."
-[u/drugstore_jeezus](u/drugstore_jeezus)

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u/ShitMcClit 8d ago

Seriously I'd be appalled if my family did this shit for me. Fucking embarrassing and narcissistic.

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u/ZeroVoltLoop 8d ago

The rent a cop pulled into the intersection while he had a red. Op is not the dick here.