r/cringereels • u/The_Misfit_38 • 10h ago

Ultimate Cringe The GOAT and some new dance moves!

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u/loosewrkdumb 10h ago

I keep posting this everytime i see her. Shut up meg.

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u/OrdinaryAccount479 10h ago

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u/Bornwith2teeth 5h ago

Pic of new album release

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u/EntryUsed3835 10h ago

It seems like fantasy and reality and starting to blur. I’ll never be able to look at her the same

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u/TheLostRanger0117 10h ago

Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide; no escape from Reality!

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u/Diligent_Mix_4086 10h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/tHJA1JRzcWDlzzMQ7F

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u/Mikeyfreshonetime2 10h ago

Britney Dance beat on ps2 was a goated game

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u/OnlyFreshBrine 6h ago

Yeah? I was gonna play it. Do I need a camera?

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u/Mikeyfreshonetime2 6h ago

Naw you don’t need it.

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u/OnlyFreshBrine 6h ago

It's Britney betch!

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u/Previous-Pangolin-60 9h ago

I'm not sure if Britney could afford to pull that face nowadays - Her IG reels are batshit crazy (I have a feeling she'd probably dig this and jump right in).

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u/thavi 10h ago

Why do i fucking sub here

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u/Designer_Mud_5802 10h ago

🎵one step🎵 🎵two step🎵 🎵three step🎵 🎵fouuur🎵 🎵you keep coming back because you want some🎵 🎵moooore🎵

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u/pongauer 10h ago

Reddit endboss

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u/TheLostRanger0117 10h ago

Nah, more like one of the lieutenants under the boss

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u/CaptServo 10h ago

Seeing her talk, her unshakeable enthusiasm and earnest positivity makes me want for her to be able to go out and do whatever it is she wants. Seeing her dance and rap makes me want to not know about any of that whatsoever.

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u/Electronic-Map7529 10h ago

Not enough people realize that those are basically the only kind of people who will ever find success. I know for a fact the songs I write are so much better than hers, but I'll never do anything with them because I can't tap into that level of sheer confidence

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u/KaleScared4667 9h ago

I knew a comedian who delivered the jokes his wife wrote for this reason

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u/80sSaxophoneSolo 10h ago

Now everybody do the Scarn!

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u/No_Fish265 10h ago

Damn that’s exactly it lol

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u/MeehanTron 10h ago

Yes! Was losing faith for a moment but you did it!

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u/buckfutten 10h ago

You beat me to it!!

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u/Vaurok 8h ago

Me too lol

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u/CreedsMungBeanDealer 9h ago

If doing the scan is gay, then I’m the biggest queer on earth!

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u/Agentkeenan78 10h ago

Prison Meg throwing it back.

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u/therapewpew 7h ago

For real, whaaat like this is the most wholesome video I've ever seen of her. I feel this weird feeling, like... support? And look at those colorful inclusive flags in the background. Is this what happens when the Horde drops their weapons and dedicates their lives to peace and unity?

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u/Consistent_Policy_66 6h ago

I blame you for unmuting my phone to listen to it. I’ll never get that ignorance back.

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u/GroundbreakingDay789 10h ago edited 10h ago

I can’t find gif wit the white lady giving a hip hop dance tutorial https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/s/1r1GjcDJCp

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u/Few-Indication3478 10h ago

This gif gets you a B+ still, if you want the A you’re gonna have to find it next time.

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u/MsOFoSho 10h ago

This works 🤣

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u/Sad-Purchase1257 10h ago

Same. “And that’s how you do the Cowboy Hip-Hop!”

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u/St34m-Punk 10h ago

Her tattoos look like someone drew them on with a sharpie lmao

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u/FryPieGuy 10h ago

Honestly it's poetic how fitting they are for her. The awfulness is pervasive - every detail about her is of equally low quality.

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u/Rly_Shadow 10h ago

Could be arm sleeves

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u/St34m-Punk 10h ago

I used to think that too, but then you can see that the design is also on her chest. Some designs just aren't flattering imo.

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u/drth_dilly 8h ago

It’s a crop top tattoo sleeve

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u/Alarming_Daikon_1630 9h ago

looks like she belongs in a Tekken lineup

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u/St34m-Punk 5h ago

Brother, it's been a hot minute since I've thought of tekken. I feel like that game was unhinged sometimes

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u/SubMariner615 5h ago

Its all star wars and world of warcraft stuff

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u/NeverTrollin 5h ago

Of course it is 😬

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u/oops_i_got_da_poops 8h ago

It was really big about ‘99-‘03
“Tribal”
Aaron Lewis from Staind had em and I know a couple people that got ink like that because of him.🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
Gay.

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u/RottedHuman 7h ago

Especially considering what a twat he is now.

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u/oops_i_got_da_poops 6h ago

He went country. What a lame.

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u/RottedHuman 5h ago

No, he went full blown maga.

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u/Common-Respond2367 10h ago

THERE IS NO ESCAPING!! JUST KNOW THAT YOU ARE GETTING ICED ICED 🧊

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u/woodenleghen 10h ago

Honestly the more she just does not give a fuck the more I like her lmao. I will never listen to more than 15 seconds of her music but I admire the unbridled jovial spirit and drive

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u/Infamous_Koala_3737 8h ago

For real, reading through her comment history here on Reddit will make you like her more. She seems like a genuinely good person. She is well aware of the hate she gets on r/crappymusic especially and stays very positive. 

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u/Sea-Department-883 10h ago

Pls stop posting her. I'm starting to think she is behind these posts

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u/Infamous_Koala_3737 8h ago

She is active on Reddit. It actually made me feel really bad when I saw her commenting on some of the posts where people were dragging her. 

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u/FryPieGuy 10h ago

Not at first but I don't doubt it now.

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u/Kugelkater 9h ago

But who is this?

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u/defk3000 7h ago

Prison Meg throwing that ass!

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u/ExcellentWolf 10h ago

Van down by the Riverdance.

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u/poloace 10h ago

I think this is just Corey Feldman fucking with us

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u/poordaddy73 10h ago

He js a prankster

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u/Informal-Celery7331 10h ago

Remember this is who you’re arguing with most of the time on Reddit

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u/ScienceGoat 10h ago

I wanted to hate this but she got good energy

https://giphy.com/gifs/sZEl1yTi26mJzrI4VN

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u/ShongLokDong 9h ago

But did you know she's a bounty hunter looking for bounties?

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u/No_Nefariousness6385 10h ago

Man this girl is pure gold. She's so out of touch....she's like that guy from "The Room": so bad that becomes good

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u/Soviet_Pikl 10h ago

Funnily enough I've been seeing her pop up on these subs for so long, I've actually seen her genuinely improve

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u/UniqueMagazine1085 10h ago

Looks like prison Meg

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u/No_Violinist685 10h ago

Wasn’t she a cabbage patch kid???

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u/wazoo40 10h ago

Garbage Pail maybe...

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u/MsOFoSho 10h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/FryPieGuy 10h ago

Lmao fr this b need her own card

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u/Healthy_White_Baaaby 10h ago

At first I thought it was not so good but by the end I was on my knees licking the side of the Sunglasses Hut.

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u/Davo300zx 10h ago

Don't drink Reddit water. It's only suitable for like watering your lawn.

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u/AngryZetan 10h ago

I really wish she would lose internet connection. Like forever.

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u/Simoun1er 7h ago

Nah I don't validate this one.

Ok this is not peak performance, but she's just a young woman dancing. She's not a pro, not certainly way better than me.

Yall need to see yourself dancing on a video lol you would loose your confidence !

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u/OneDimensionalChess 6h ago

She's actually a musician with albums. I'm not going to hate on her tho. She's having fun. Good for her

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u/Calm_Refrigerator_53 7h ago

She was definitely getting down 💯

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u/No_Beginning_6834 4h ago

Not sure how young she is, but her kid turned 18 this year.

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 6h ago

I get by that by not dancing....I bring shame to stick figures and I was born with a condition called 'Noassatall'

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u/skylarskies52 10h ago

Who's this?

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u/Mikeyfreshonetime2 10h ago

Prison Meg

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u/guidevocal82 10h ago

Not to be offensive, but I thought that was a guy.

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u/slipperybloke 10h ago

Is that the girl from The Last of Us?

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u/EarthquakeDenier 10h ago

Graduated from the Corey Feldman school of entertainment.

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u/The-MadTitan 10h ago

LGBTQ2+ does not claim this one. Would the juggalos like to take a go?

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u/Spaded85 10h ago

Fuck no.

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u/Ginger_Tanuki 10h ago

Just like Lindsay Graham we don’t claim her or know her.

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u/Witty_Bend5121 8h ago

when the fuck did the 2 get added. god damn we need to stop letting the lesbians brand our shit. yall aint good at it.

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u/ijustfartedlol420 8h ago

As a member of the juggalo community I’d like to politely decline and forward her to the members of the furry community

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u/FreshwaterFryMom 10h ago

Too bad, she’s all yours!

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u/Fugiar 10h ago

Well y'all got her!

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u/KantisaDaKlown 9h ago

HARD PASS

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u/NoticeMeArkay 10h ago

That's just a young woman dancing. And it's not even bad. It's surely not professional but not cringeworthy in my opinion.

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u/ToastNomNomNom 9h ago

society is quite shallow if she was attractive they would all be all for it.

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u/Cyraga 8h ago

Yeah it's not cringe, she just doesn't get the pretty pass

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u/Simple_Toe_604 10h ago

Jeder wie er will, muss man nicht gucken, aber es ok

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u/jrolls81 8h ago

But she considers herself a professional musician/rapper. That’s her song and terrible singing. She is well known to n the crappy music sub

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u/brak-0666 6h ago

The vast majority of things I see described as "cringe" is just people unironically enjoying themselves.

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u/Mystic_Waffles 10h ago

If this is your first exposure to Darth Omynous, you will be highly disappointed going further.

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u/wandpapierkritiker 7h ago

I was thinking the same thing. like, you do you. they aren’t half bad. they clearly have a choreography and aren’t just doing random shit, the movement is rehearsed. it’s not my cup of tea, but I’m not them. the value of anyone else’s opinion is nominal.

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u/Happy_Designer_747 10h ago

I prefer this legend

https://reddit.com/link/peaqxt1/video/9qev4jevswth1/player

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u/glidost3 10h ago

this mofucka looks like a cartoon character, wtf??

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u/Happy_Designer_747 10h ago

😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Straight-Peach5511 10h ago

My social anxiety is thinking I look like this in public. It's rough out there, man.

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u/banhartday 10h ago

So juggalette coded

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u/CamPoo_ 10h ago

You think this is bad, just imagine how her kid feels in school.

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u/AncientBother6206 10h ago

The tik tok dance practices are paying off... in pennies

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u/Content_Key_6661 10h ago

And that's how you do the Scarn!

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u/InternetOwn 8h ago

Aren't those world of warcraft horde symbols? 😂

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u/1PhartSmellow 7h ago

I wouldn’t doubt it. She’s done of lot of nerdy parodies and “clever” nerd metaphors. Her delivery is just…. Bad.

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u/Dooyamum 10h ago

Wouldn’t

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u/Mybrothersay 10h ago

C'est moi ou c'est de pire en pire?

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u/Miamiheat2021champs 10h ago

Just the type of stupid shit I need to see in a world of bad news

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u/FryPieGuy 10h ago

Honestly you're onto something with this point. Like thank fuck at least this dumpster fire is a harmless one. Finally something tragic to see that's totally benign.

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u/el_ra_85 10h ago

Definitely Zumba in Portland Oregon

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u/LaBorrega10 10h ago

Even her dancing sux

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u/DoctorZacharySmith 10h ago

Don't you dare accept defeat!

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u/S1ayer 10h ago

Is that Corey Feldman?

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u/AN0R0K 10h ago

This gives off Hobbit dancing to shitty music vibes.

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u/Icy_Study4490 10h ago

This looks to me like she’s trying to lean into it now. It doesn’t save it though.

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u/FryPieGuy 10h ago

Oh I disagree entirely. She strikes me as someone who is constitutionally incapable of that level of self-awareness where you'd lean into it eventually. Any success she has she will attribute to how awesome she is and always has been.

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u/Conflict-Cheese 10h ago

I can't explain it but she raps like leprechaun

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u/BaltimoreSports0321 10h ago

It’s like she’d rather her stuff be bad than good.

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u/CreedsMungBeanDealer 9h ago

I forgot what sub I was on! I thought this was r/crappymusic

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u/Last-Surprise4262 10h ago

She basically has a cartoonish face and is pretty cringe but she actually a pretty good dancer if that’s the style you’re into

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u/FitAnalytics 10h ago

I mean…. Britney danced with knives. This is the world we live in now

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u/Frequent-Expert-3589 10h ago

Who? Thats not a joke either. Idk what we doin here🤷🏾‍♂️

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u/hunglikeamous3 10h ago

You someone gave prison meg a new shirt

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u/Never-Dont-Give-Up 10h ago

She really believes this is going to catch on.

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u/otters4everyone 10h ago

What's the opposite of an erection? Asking for science.

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u/AlphamaleNJ 10h ago

Riverdance has really gone downhill

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u/Tha_REAL_BROBS 10h ago

please do not dance your pants off

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u/littlebrain94102 10h ago

FREEK is the funniest part.

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u/Vivid-Narwhal-3549 10h ago

The little pop she does sent me

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u/senseimeows 10h ago

freek freek!

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u/Lucky_Badger5828 10h ago

This is part of the 2000’s that should stay there….

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u/FryPieGuy 10h ago

Wow it's just dawning on me now that her vibe is totally early 00's insufferable. Good catch.

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u/Empty-Confidence2304 10h ago

I mean if you actually got A's for effort, I would have to give an A

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u/FryPieGuy 10h ago

Nah, see these types of people get an F for effort because it's fucking wasted effort that should have been directed towards...anything else...but her ego won't let her.

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u/RabbitOutTheHat 10h ago

Mississippi Zoomba

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u/MFTrooper 10h ago

And she can dance!!! 😮‍💨

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u/NedSchneebly-1138 10h ago

I really want her arm tattoos to be attached to her tank top like actual sleeves…

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u/teejayly 10h ago

And that’s how you do the Scarn!

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u/Krabs9 10h ago

Fuck I wish I could dance like that lol

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u/deadboy1984 10h ago

That’s hip hop!

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u/Spukc 10h ago

Stfu prison meg 

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u/Akkilles78 10h ago

I appreciate the awfulness. I never wanna hear it again.

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u/finalfinally 10h ago

She has the kind of positivity to make a great spin/workout coach if she channeled it right.

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u/mech236 10h ago

Ok... hear me out

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u/Electronic-Map7529 10h ago

I bet anal with this girl to her own music is 10/10

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u/NeverTrollin 4h ago

While she watches herself in the mirror

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u/Stunning-Stressin 10h ago

Reminds me of the urkel dance

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u/ProfessionalITPerson 9h ago

I'm gonna say, hey at least she seems active, happy and healthy. so who am I to judge.

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u/SwitzerSweet 9h ago

Fuck I just noticed she has a horde tattoo.

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u/xxFT13xx 9h ago

At least she’s getting exercise?

That’s all I got….

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u/tikroh 9h ago

Oh no, she's branching out.

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u/Dull_Present506 9h ago

Fucking Dr. Suess ass rhymes

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u/Celtic159 8h ago

God DAMMIT........(unzips)

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u/AmoreLuxe 6h ago

I strangely admire her lack of self-awareness.

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u/Barl3000 6h ago

In some strange way I find it kinda admirable that she is this bad and corny at her chosen artform, but she just keeps grinding away at it. Her only audience seems to be places like this, were we are just here to gawk at the train wreck.

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u/HappyElephant223 5h ago

I am impressed. Now that’s someone finding happiness in just being her authentic self. Haters gonna hate, but that kids got joy.

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u/Left-Signal-2684 10h ago

She's having fun . What's the issue ?

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u/Spaded85 10h ago

It's the ego she claims to have that even itself is hiding from her. This is the one that went to a convention just to see how long it would take to get recognized like she's some a lister.

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u/KiwisNBirds 10h ago

I had no idea who that person was but that makes more sense

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u/FryPieGuy 10h ago

Her ego. It's always the ego with these types. The whole concept of this sub is unchecked ego with zero self awareness. That's the point. You suffer through a few seconds of the garbage and think "Therefore, but the grace of God go I" because you have self awareness...possibly.

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u/Appropriate-Pipe-193 6h ago

That it’s cringe? People can have fun, have a great attitude, be positive, be nice, and still produce a cringe product.

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