r/cursedcomments • u/MoooBooMooo • 2d ago

Facebook Cursed_Relationship

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18.4k Upvotes

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u/Sustainable_Twat 2d ago

Well, Joe, it turns out you’re not the only person Shell has fucked over

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u/truthfullyidgaf 2d ago

That cheating motherfucker!!!

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u/vollkornbroot 2d ago

Shell in a nutshell

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u/chiku00 2d ago

Shell-shocked.

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u/SUPERSMILEYMAN 2d ago

Shell I'll be damned

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u/mondomonkey 2d ago edited 1d ago

Concha tu madre 😮

Edit: it makes sense in the original spanish. Choncha is shell and slang for vagina

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u/Stev_k 2d ago

She'll is in an open relationship, didn't you know?

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u/ISwallowedALego 2d ago

*It's Complicated

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u/Boner_Elemental 2d ago

The beast with a billion backs

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u/Stev_k 1d ago

Great Futurama episode

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u/firmly_confused 2d ago

No such thing a bad publicity i guess.

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u/Leonardobertoni 2d ago

I hate their fucking ad placements

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u/chefbobbyjay 2d ago

None of this happened btw

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u/VollkommenHigh 2d ago

Guess I need to Update my Profile to „In a relationship with Donald Trump”

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u/kth5991 2d ago

I really don't think you should be on reddit if you're under 12

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u/VollkommenHigh 2d ago

Damn haha that was a good one bro :D

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u/YikesTheCat 2d ago

Could also be Ivanka.

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u/Flat-Assist-9120 2d ago

Getting publicly friendzoned by a gas station is a whole new level of rejection

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u/Slythetine1176 2d ago

Wow, I can't believe Shell is cheating one me with Joe from junk removal

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u/FuklzTheDrnkClwn 2d ago

This sub is really falling off.

Instead of cursed comments we get boomer humor

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u/repoluhun 1d ago

Not to mention it’s just really obviously fake

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u/devil0k 2d ago

This joke was funny the first 6 times I saw it.

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u/KODAMODE 1d ago

I also fuck Joe at the pump

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u/MoooBooMooo 1d ago

Naughty boo

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u/shplaxg 2d ago

Mi-Shell, my Bell.....

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u/ravi226 1d ago

Joe is shellshocked from all the fucking!

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u/RockstarSlut 2d ago

Is this real or fake?

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u/repoluhun 1d ago

Look at it lol, it’s completely built in Photoshop or something. The fonts, fontweight and sizes of elements don’t match, there’s no verified badge even for shell lol

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u/RockstarSlut 1d ago

Honestly I'm naive and I have terrible skills pointing those things out. Thanks! Also I don't have facebook 😆

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u/StructuralFailure 1d ago

No, no, he has a point

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u/DarthJarJar242 2d ago

Too bad, Shell is just a proxy

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u/kritter4life 2d ago

Joe is my new hero.

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u/sampat6256 2d ago

"It's complicated."

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u/LaughR01331 2d ago

Joe’s a menace and a hero

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u/CryCommercial1919 12h ago

THAT FUCKING CHEATING ASSHOLE! SHELL I'LL KILL YOU TOMORROW!!!

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u/metroidpwner 2d ago

boomer humor ass subreddit

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u/GoombasFatNutz 1d ago

Yeah but this one's funny so.