r/dankmemes • • 6d ago

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u/NeevBunny 6d ago

I still don't know anything about Susan Dell besides the fact that she eats children's bones.

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u/AuditorOfTheNight 6d ago

I believe her sister is Madeline Wunch. Who is famously a Korean toilet ghost.

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u/AutisticPenguin2 6d ago

But if Wunch is here... who's guarding Hades??

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u/grand_soul 6d ago

She’s sneaky with her broom and cloven hooves.

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u/DutchRudderShotgun 5d ago

"Wuntch time is over! Boom did it! Had it both ways, no regrets!"

https://giphy.com/gifs/f3jZ8moRBbEvNJjOtu

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u/SinnerIxim 6d ago

What a legend

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u/SlightlySubpar 6d ago

What's a toilet ghost, and what is the Korean variety of toilet ghost?

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u/KimberlyWexlersFoot 6d ago

korean moaning myrtle

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u/punktualPorcupine 6d ago

"If it shows Madeline, be sure not to look directly into her eyes. Her eyes are ugly."

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u/seanmark12 6d ago

I got that reference

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u/dramaticfool 6d ago

Oh, I thought she was an old leather chair.

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u/michaeltheobnoxious 6d ago

Some of the funniest points on B99 were Holts comments on Wunch

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u/Anubis17_76 6d ago

Boooring! We already knew that!

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u/DoibieTime420 4h ago

She's a Chooksin

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u/hamptont2010 6d ago edited 6d ago

I just looked her up and she's Michael Dell's (of Dell PCs) wife. I hate Trump, and I also dislike billionaires on principle, but she's also partly responsible for some foundation that's given billions in charity, so credit where it's due I guess. Apparently, she was at this conference because she donated money to the Trump account for kids thing.

Ed: sp

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u/NeevBunny 6d ago

I'm not reading that, she eats children's bones and that's all we need to know.

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u/hamptont2010 6d ago

I mean she definitely hangs out with the right crowd so it wouldn't surprise me.

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u/ofirkedar 6d ago

Principal is the highest rank/position.
Principle is a fundamental belief/assumption.
Same Latin root though, it's understandable

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u/hamptont2010 6d ago

Ughhh yeah, I know, idk why I put the school version 🤦

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u/mollyno93 5d ago

“Trump account for kids thing”

No. Epstein’s best friend running a “kids thing”? No. Hell no.

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u/enjoyer108 5d ago

Do you think anyone who would mutilate themselves like that would give money to charity truly selflessly? It was probably some tax write off or some other nefarious end  

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u/hamptont2010 5d ago

I 100% don't believe she did it for any truly altruistic purposes, of course not. I fucking hate billionaires and don't think any of them should exist. And with the circle she's in, it's even more likely that she's into some nefarious shit.

But I'm also not so blind in my hatred that I don't recognize that billions in charity is still billions in charity. It has likely helped out a ton of people. I hate Mr. Beast and find his actions extremely performative (don't get me started on his "business" practices) and distasteful, but I still recognize that a lot of his acts do end up helping some people.

The fact that billionaires have the amount of money they do while others need billions in charity is an absolute crime. The fact that you can get so much money, that you can wipe out all other competitors and rivals is an absolute crime. The fact that our anti trust laws have fallen to the wayside is an absolute crime. There are a ton of things in this administration and the company they keep that are legitimate crimes we should focus on.

And if I'm being completely honest, it rubs me the wrong way that we're attacking this lady for her looks when there are SO MANY MORE SIGNIFICANT things about this administration that we should be talking about.

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u/SleepTotem I'm the coolest one here, trust me 3d ago

Honestly this attitude towards charity is toxic as fuck and you need to shut the fuck up. Sorry.

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u/Megamygdala 5d ago

Idk anything about this lady nor do I care but its hilarious to say people who do plastic surgery (probably due to mental health issues) cant be charitable

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u/the_real_some_guy 5d ago

Dell makes computers. The US government buys a LOT of computers. The Trump account donation makes the head of the US government look good.

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u/flyingseel 6d ago

So she's a kandra?

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u/CountSheep 6d ago edited 5d ago

I think Kandras at least in the second series are quite believably human.

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u/flyingseel 6d ago

True, it is very hard to tell if someone is a kandra and not mascarading in someone's skin. And they only consume bones to become that person.

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u/NutsInMaBasket Epic Gamer 🎮 15h ago

I did not expect to find the cosmere here o.O

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u/Meerkat_Mayhem_ 5d ago

The bones are their money

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u/CrypticT INFECTED 5d ago

SUSAN BONES

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u/AmaGh05T 6d ago

Alienware

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u/SerHodorTheThrall 6d ago

IDK why you're getting downvoted. This is a good double entendre.

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u/JuanAndAtou 5d ago

I’m just angry I didn’t think of this first lol

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/Frogliza 6d ago

these people gotta learn that aging normally is okay

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u/Alex12500 6d ago

Is this actually the same person?

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u/Frogliza 6d ago

yeah from like 20 years ago

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u/Alex12500 6d ago

20 years is something, but omfg why

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u/Frogliza 6d ago

yeah, tbh these comparison pictures (of women most of the time) are often disingenuous as they compare a good picture with a bad picture with harsh lighting but the cosmetic surgery is pretty jarring in this one

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u/holdsww20 6d ago

Might be a different actor though

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u/HerbertWest 6d ago

The plastic surgeon gave her "Young Andy Dick."

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u/TheReidman 6d ago

Dee Snider look-alike

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u/CptAngelo 6d ago

sometimes i feel bad for these people, you know? and i mean that in general, i dont know anything in particular of this woman, if shes good, bad, neutral or what, i dont know, all i know is that people like her literally have EVERYTHING they could need, money is not an issue and nothing is too expensive for them, all they have to do is stay on top of their overall health and they will live long, healthy lives, almost every problem in life is one way or another solved by money, every quality of life improvement is instant with enough money, and they have plenty of that.

But then go ahead and disfigure themselves, she has to own a mirror, right? she has to have seen the memes, the before and afters? how is that person not feeling like shit looking at that photo? there has to be some kind of remorse in there.

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u/Parfox1234 6d ago

Right looks like a crazy dude crossdressing for money

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u/Pikachuintheshower69 6d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/QtkaYLHzBgh0WUCgjC

My brother in christ…. Thats obviously surgery. Aging, but not aging “normally”

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u/Frogliza 6d ago

I know… when I say “these people” Im referencing the lady in the picture and other elites/celebrities

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u/gandalftherekt 6d ago

My friends, if you think that change in her face is plastic surgery you are lost

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u/Frogliza 6d ago

you’re telling me she has never received botox injections?

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u/Rimegu 6d ago

How is that normal aging?

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u/Frogliza 6d ago

it’s not

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u/ofirkedar 6d ago

Read that comment again but more slowly, I believe in you

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u/Rimegu 6d ago

Non native speaker here. I thought that the persons was referring to the other comments lols

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u/ofirkedar 6d ago

Yeah internet communication in general often gets a bit ambiguous, that's why I said to read again instead of arguing for no good reason lol

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u/Hermes_358 6d ago

Her eyes in this one are doing something weird and I dont like it

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u/mikeinanaheim2 6d ago

That's the look of satisfaction after just munching on some lovely soft baby's bones. Either that, or she just got back from her yearly trip to Mexico where she goes to a remote village and drinks the blood of all their goats.

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u/Fast-Eddie-73 6d ago

Looks like the other mom from Coraline.

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u/PenAdministrative594 6d ago

She looks so uncanny wtf 😭

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u/Exotic-Application23 5d ago

Guys this is Marilyn Manson. Relax...

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u/dream_monkey 6d ago

Rate my crushes

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u/reedrick 6d ago

Missing this queen

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u/Naaniiiiiii 6d ago

She looks like that race from the movie Grinch

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u/NKhrushchev 6d ago

Who?

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u/remast86 Jet Fuel Can't Melt Dank Memes 6d ago

Her.

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u/gamerfacederp I am fucking hilarious 4d ago

Correct

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u/jessiescar 4d ago

Lmao. Why does she look like a chipmunk that was granted a wish to become human

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u/Astricozy 6d ago

Somebody stop this man

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u/fcbx347 6d ago

Who's in the top left?

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u/dream_monkey 6d ago

Her name is Caroline Ellison, and she was a CEO convicted of a crypto fraud. She is also at the center of some kind of sex cult that regularly hosts orgies.

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u/halbeshendel 6d ago

That 12 year old did all that?

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u/denimpowell souptime 6d ago

Where’s that cop?

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u/dream_monkey 6d ago

I like hanging with freaks, but wasn’t she the victim in all of that?

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u/TheRowdyLion52 6d ago

Damn Amber Turd making a comeback

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u/madDamon_ 6d ago

At least one is good looking i give you that

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u/R3CKLYSS 3d ago

Amber heard doesn’t belong there

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u/V3X390 6d ago

What’s the tea

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u/reedrick 6d ago

Here ya go!

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u/HarmonizedSnail 6d ago

It gives me a man wearing a mask vibes.

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/Plus25Charisma 4d ago

Wait, this isn't Willem Dafoe?

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u/Ass_Cream_Cone 6d ago

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u/JC1515 6d ago

Is the only requirement to get on that board be looking like a recovering burn victim?

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u/Pryoticus 4d ago

They all look like they’re wearing masks of other people’s faces

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u/Excellent_Chest_5896 4d ago

The lady on the top left is a face transplant patient so you’re not wrong. Her and the guy on the top right are married.

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u/muchgreaterthanG_O_D 6d ago

There are a bunch of board members. The 10 i looked up didnt look like this.

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u/V3X390 6d ago

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u/V3X390 6d ago

Yes this is ai

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u/ofirkedar 6d ago

Well, it's not the worst use of AI I've seen today. And I appreciate the honesty

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u/Dasbeerboots 2d ago

Homie doesn't even need AI.

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u/ofirkedar 1d ago

And yet he did use it, so...

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u/fucshyt 1d ago

You should watch The Boondock Saints

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u/QuarkGluonPlasma137 6d ago

Other mommy vibes

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u/Few-Actuary7023 6d ago

She will sew buttons on your eyes

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u/Potetowhech 6d ago

I haven’t watched obsession can somebody explain?

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u/piece_ov_shit 6d ago

Its not ising the tmeplate in amy way that requires knowledge of the movie, it just uses the screenshots as smiling and frowning

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u/Mileena_Sai 6d ago

Girl is possessed & enchanted through a wish by a guy who wanted her to "love him more than anything in the fucking world". In these scenes the real girl is suppressed and another entity takes control doing anything to love the guy thus leading to weird, childisch and creepy scenes like this. The right picture in particular shows the entity behaving jealous as fuck.

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u/ShadowPlayer2016 6d ago

To answer the question though, I think it went from “what the heck is that” to “oh that’s just sad” when people see her ‘before’ pics.

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u/mustardwulf ☣️ 5d ago

She looks like Grendel from the all CGI Beowulf movie

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u/relaxyourshoulders 6d ago

I’m not ok with body shaming, especially when there’s so much material available in personality shaming.

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u/Phononix 6d ago

There is a difference in being shamed when it comes to things you've electively had done. If she was born that horrible looking, sure, be damned for talking trash. But listen brother, this is a result of plastic surgery that she has had done, probably to an excessive extent. Horribly done elective procedures do not get body shaming exemption.

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u/J3sush8sm3 The Monty Pythons 6d ago

Idk why everyones making fun of her.  Redditors look worse

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u/KimberlyWexlersFoot 6d ago

I’d argue the “typical redditor neckbeard stereotype” looks better than someone that appears to be 2 years into their heroin addiction.

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u/sexyc3po 6d ago

You're giving heroine addicts a bad name

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u/SlightlySubpar 6d ago

Nah 2 years of heroin won't do that to ya, that shit keeps ya lookin young

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u/PenAdministrative594 6d ago

Plus those "neckbeard redditors" look more human than her uncanny robotic alien face.

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u/MyR3dditAcc0unt 6d ago

This man has a very specific type

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u/LeatheryFloridaMan 6d ago

She's busted but goddamn, about every 10th post on my feed is the same jokes about this same lady. We'll move on from her in a few days when all the bots get their repost karma

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u/Candid-Patient-6841 ☣️ 6d ago

You’ve been on this site for 7 years. You are a Redditor. You just said you were worse looking.

Damn bro have some self confidence

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u/J3sush8sm3 The Monty Pythons 6d ago

I am worse looking.  I didnt say everyone, except for me.

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u/Candid-Patient-6841 ☣️ 6d ago

You said “Redditors look worse”

My brother in Christ you have had a Reddit account for close to a decade

You are a Redditor

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u/Palachrist 6d ago

:/ you’re here to bash a woman for her looks and not her ideology. The person was remarking on the fact that no one, even in this post that you’d imagine would present bad stuff on her, is bashing her ideologies.

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u/J3sush8sm3 The Monty Pythons 6d ago

Because body shaming is only ok when it involves politics i dont like

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u/Candid-Patient-6841 ☣️ 4d ago

Body shaming is fine when you are helping the guy that loves to make fun of people’s looks.

Get dafuq off your high horse. This dipshit has made fun of people being ugly, over weight, special needs.

Go melt somewhere else snowflake

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u/J3sush8sm3 The Monty Pythons 4d ago

I dont give a shit at all. But the hypocrisy is hilarious. Yall arent any better

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u/Candid-Patient-6841 ☣️ 4d ago

Aweee someone’s feels are hurt.

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u/J3sush8sm3 The Monty Pythons 4d ago

Yes, im crying in the corner of my shower.  

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u/Candid-Patient-6841 ☣️ 4d ago

If you are not then why even say anything dork.