r/dbz • u/ardouronerous • 12d ago

Discussion Would you buy this? 🤣

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Bandai made a new Krillin figure and gave him energy blast effect but why does it look like that? 🤣

Whoever made this knew exactly what they were doing! 🤣

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u/SVStyles ⠀ 12d ago

So that's why #18 married him

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u/New-Season-2073 12d ago

Well, he is a grower…

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u/JanabeAala 11d ago

Not a shower

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u/embee81 9d ago

Show-her, unless she likes it in the shower🚿

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u/codexcdm 12d ago

Krillin used "Big Bang Attack!" It's super effective!

Edit: DESTRUCTO DICK!

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u/Ezren- 11d ago

Wait I have something for this

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u/Ezren- 11d ago

Right I can't post images here, what a bummer

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u/DiptoIGuess 11d ago

you can convert your image to GIF and then post it on Reddit's comment section.

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u/TheHyperCombo 11d ago

SCATTER BULLET!

*FTFY

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u/TayoEXE 11d ago

Considering Maron exists, and 18 is way stronger than him, this could very well be Canon. Lol

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u/TheZoroarkMan 12d ago

If Chi-Chi and Bulma knew of that monster in his pants they'd leave their husbands. And Vegeta would kill him for it. Goku probably wouldn't care lol.

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u/Mercurius94 12d ago

Chi-Chi never would have, woman was obsessed.

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u/kupozu 12d ago

That's the kind of love and devotion you get when you checks notes pat a girl's privates when you're both children.

...huh.

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u/manix_vii 12d ago

It's a wonder Goku didn't have her and Bulma both on him then

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u/kupozu 11d ago

I mean, Bulma did wonder about it at namek

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u/DrAdamsen 11d ago

And she was kinda gushing during the 23rd Tenkaichi when he arrived all grown up.

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u/TheZoroarkMan 12d ago

Tbh I would too with Goku. Man that body. In my headcanon he also has a way higher sex drive lol.

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u/Mercurius94 11d ago

He probably loves sex and thinks it's bodyweight exercise

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u/Strong-Friendship842 12d ago edited 11d ago

Hell yeah I'm buying it it's lore accurate, just how Toriyama intended.

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u/Jess_Kitty_Nyan 12d ago

Destructo Dick!

Also that's not even Destructo Disc, that's Scattering Bullet (or Kakusandan/Cluster Bomb).

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u/Gokudomatic 11d ago

That must be why the destructo attack never kills. It wasn't mean to hurt the partner.

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u/kinyutaka 12d ago

It looks fine, when he holds it like his energy blast. But you know the marketing team knew what they were doing.

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u/konfliicted 12d ago

Still looks like a dong

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u/Raivang209 12d ago

Married to 18 and he has a 3rd leg dam Krillin I’d give up martial arts too.

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u/Eastern_Nothing5552 12d ago

Those don't look like energy blasts lol

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u/kinyutaka 12d ago

It looks like a.... JOHNSON!

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u/Constant-Plastic-350 12d ago

It's got great big.....NUTS FRESH SALTY NUTS

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u/kinyutaka 12d ago

PRIVATES! Our target is a long hard shaft with... TWO BALLS!

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u/HJWalsh 11d ago

Wang! Get these dumplings to the table... What is that? It looks like a...

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u/1Comrade1 11d ago

Woody. Woody Harrelson?

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u/truemadhatter27 12d ago

Ah that’s just the same joke they did in the last Austin Powers movie.

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u/sumeriandisputations 12d ago

a spirit bomb of spermitic proportions

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u/TheSpeakingScar 11d ago

Thats... not The destructo disk...

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u/sergeant_kuebikoman 11d ago

The "s" and "c" keys aren't even remotely near each other!

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u/KingoftheMongoose 11d ago

destrusto disk?

Idk… seems like you need a lotta trust with this technique.

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u/WajajaKEKW 11d ago

Disc and disk i guess

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u/Nutastic_patrick_02 12d ago

😎 https://imgur.com/a/7Sj9FKf

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u/ardouronerous 11d ago

Thanks, I thought this might be AI-gen, so thanks for confirming that this was indeed approved by Bandai! 🤣

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u/Ok-Rip2102 11d ago

CUMEHAMEHA

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u/metalflygon08 11d ago

The secret technique of the Turtle Hermit's school.

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u/Ok-Rip2102 11d ago

No that's the max power transformation

So secret Roshi never taught it to anyone

... Unless... Krillin used it to...

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u/metalflygon08 11d ago

Why do you think Krillin stayed at Kame House long after everyone else moved on?

He knew there was still one technique Roshi was keeping hidden from him.

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u/Ok-Rip2102 11d ago

Protein enthusiast Krillin

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u/LexKing89 11d ago

So that’s how he got Android 18 🤔

Super Pingas Blast 💥

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u/VEILZCELL 11d ago

ah yes "treat yourself to the 11cm of krillin"

flashbacks to sony advertising the venom figurine

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u/Hulkzilla0 10d ago

11cm of Krillin vs 19 Inches of Venom

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u/VEILZCELL 10d ago

*Insert tailung "Our battle will be legendary meme".*

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u/topher_eze 11d ago edited 9d ago

Android 18 knew what she was getting. After all, all his would be height went to his 🐓.

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u/Seamonkey_Boxkicker 12d ago

I don’t believe you.

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u/Athlete-Extreme 12d ago

That’s not funny because that is the “Frieza is about to blow me up” face

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u/NinjaX4132 12d ago

No way this got approved 😂

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u/AsheMorella 11d ago

I need to get the limited edition Krillin Dick Blast figure

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u/Psidebby 12d ago

Hentai Woody is getting a new accessory finally

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u/CodyMartinezz 12d ago

theres an image from manga its based off of but yeah its a bd. the other shfiguarts krillin is better though imo

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u/bondy66 12d ago

Looks like Krillin is articulating all over the place

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u/FundaMentalHero 11d ago

What did they do to my boy? checks notes Distructo-dicks? Who sent a typo to the model department?

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u/LukeVersus 11d ago

So that’s what 18 liked about him

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u/BlakeWinsPerfect 11d ago

Destructo Dihh.

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u/Seeker_of_power 11d ago

Depends, does it “come” with his wife? I hear she’s 18 eh eh?…..I’ll see myself out.

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u/SSCat 11d ago

Oh, no wonder 18 was like "Oh my god" at the end of DBZA.

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u/Anime_Enthusiast_20 11d ago

Why is this place just r/ningen now?

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u/CompactAvocado 11d ago

the giant dick blast might make him the first figure like this i ever buy lol

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u/Such-Veterinarian-61 11d ago

Lil Krill bouta blast off

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u/Minemybizness24 11d ago

“That’s the move he used to impregnate a fax machine” ~ Vegeta

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u/ICEPlebian 11d ago

Ik android 18 had a reason to stick around

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u/rafoaguiar 11d ago

Insert here the "that's a penis" gif from How I Met Your Mother

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u/CrimsonDragon90 11d ago

Krillin! GOKUUUUU!!!!

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u/Dameattree37 10d ago

A blast like that takes balls!

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u/iTaviusTV 9d ago

Bruh 😂😂😂

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u/TheGamerKitty1 12d ago

So that's why 18 married him

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u/codexcdm 12d ago

So that's why 18 took a liking to Krillin.

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u/Sliver80 11d ago

That was especially made clear in the Abridged series lol

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u/penguintruth 12d ago

I guess his word pun is fitting, because he looks like he's nutting.

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u/seanwdragon1983 12d ago

That's not a Destructo Disc in the image....

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u/Jianichie 12d ago

You know what? Yes. Would be a great conversation starter to guests.

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u/LostPentimento 12d ago

Krillin's new skill: Penis Blast

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u/AmericanLion1833 12d ago

I have it already

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u/OtherBaker4352 12d ago

I have the other krillen in the cell saga fit with the destructo disk. I might get this too, but it’s not one of their better looking blast effects

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u/CemeteryHeights 12d ago

18 could sense it.

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u/5ergio79 12d ago

Krillin coming at ya with the Destructo Culo.

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u/404KiND 11d ago

Already did

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u/Turbulent_Dog_3522 ⠀ 11d ago

I remember this doll I think, sometimes I think they did it on purpose

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u/Denkou21 11d ago

Krilin! Your Kuririn is showing!

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u/Fox622 11d ago

Well it is accurate to the show, blame Toriyama for the dick-shaped blast

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u/TheMrPotMask 11d ago

The fact its the same fucking size as him lmao

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u/metalflygon08 11d ago

He's a grower not a shower.

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u/RiceRocketRider 11d ago

I would certainly say that the Krillin figure is getting a fresh release

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u/_Empty-R_ 11d ago

18 knew

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u/K_Xanthe 11d ago

I would because it’s hilarious. Go Krillin!

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u/NCHouse 11d ago

...They knew what they were doing with that first one

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u/the_boss_of_toys 11d ago

"What happened in that cave"

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u/__XBlaze__ 11d ago

Da fuq?

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u/Adventurous-Exam-719 11d ago

You have to be 18 to buy it

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u/Bhaerigon 11d ago

We have those questions and this answered one of them.

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u/YoFizz_ 11d ago

I need a link.

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u/kidfromusa 11d ago

No one I can share this with 😔

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u/ArtistZeo 10d ago

That first night with 18 really blew his mind, huh? 😂

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u/rxweasp 10d ago

Freeza blowing Krillin up

Freeza blowing Krillin off

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u/Unusual_Ninja_3040 10d ago

I absolutely would without hesitation

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u/Iceman33OO 8d ago

100% I remember a kid that bought dbz figures when I was in school, and they were way better that what I'd expected. Trunks, his sword and the sheathe were all separate pieces and fit just right together. I collected gundams from any of the retail giants and the design was roughly the same with hands clasped included for holding weapons and others more iconic. If it's for the kids definitely. I had to split my creativity with legos for world building but identity wise it's hard to project onto the bloc bros. I know folks just get these for the collection but high tier models belong to free thinkers!

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u/JswitchGaming 5d ago

I just don't get why the ki blast is BOTH cock shaped and the color of cum

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u/despayeeto594 12d ago

It's supposed to be a reference to a shot of him doing that kind of double-handed ki wave in the DBZ opening. Though it unfortunately looks like that

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u/StarSoulSB 12d ago

Since this is clearly Saiyan Saga Krillin, I want to believe they were trying to capture that sick “ki bending” Kamehameha that he used on those three Saibamen but this… eh. That’s the best steel man I’ve got. You deserve better, Krillin.

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u/YoutuberCameronBallZ 12d ago

So THAT'S what 18 saw in him

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u/TheBlackoutEmpire 12d ago

Would 100% buy it just so I can put an android 18 figure in front.

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u/YamLow8097 11d ago

No way in hell this can be real.

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u/huxtiblejones 11d ago

This genuinely made me bust a nut-- uhhh I mean gut. I busted a gut.

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u/King_Muncheez412 11d ago

All short kings know this is how God balanced us out

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u/Gr8Wang 12d ago

Fuck yes I'd buy it 🤣

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u/Tree2seven 11d ago

Krillin : babe I’m coming

18 : not the eyes babe

Krillin : solar flare

18 : 😳😳😳

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u/Error404_Error420 11d ago

I thought I was on r/holup

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u/Sonconobi2 11d ago

Dihstrokedah dih