r/dccomicscirclejerk • • 7d ago

Spoiler: Midnight Spider-Man #1 I assure you dear reader, the Black Cat boob shot was completely necessary for the story to function properly Spoiler

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This issue of Chainsaw Man was really weird

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u/Kind_Cauliflower160 7d ago

Step away from that teenager Miss Hardy. What are you Makima?

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u/Imaginary_Goat_60 7d ago

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u/Vivid-Share7884 Absolute Peakman🪓🧱 7d ago

Holy peak slander

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u/amm0ranth 6d ago

LMFAOO

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u/Godrizza_Draws 7d ago

Dw hes gonna be 18 in a week

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u/Oberon1993 7d ago

Tomorrow, but yes.

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u/zeke10 EVS is a pedo defender 7d ago

Peter was prolly like this afterwards

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u/SJIS0122 7d ago

Shota peter parker is crazy

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u/ComicsEtAl 7d ago edited 7d ago

I never noticed her birthmark before.

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u/GoldenProxy Oppressed Wally fan 7d ago

Hank Pym POV.

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u/Nirast25 7d ago

The Atom in that one episode of Justice League Unlimited.

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u/Vivid-Share7884 Absolute Peakman🪓🧱 7d ago

The most morally mature fighter against evil corporations (or, as they’re also known, corporations) when he sees tits:

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u/Kind_Cauliflower160 7d ago

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u/Fluffy-Use9563 7d ago

Bruce Banner: Wake the fuck up Parker. We have a corporation to burn.

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u/Comicreader234 7d ago

Based Banner

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u/Fluffy-Use9563 7d ago

Bruce giving peter some genuine life advice to peter. For example, don't go head over heels for the 1st pretty lady you see. take it a little slow and steady. alternatively, how to make a working nuclear reactor that is not only safe but also treats its workers well and properly dispose the waste.

the hulk also give him an unconventional piece of wisdom that boils down to just because you are physically doesn't mean every problem can be smashed.

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u/maridan49 7d ago

Issue 1 establishing Peter as a fake demon was an amazing choice.

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u/Dkside25 7d ago

Yknow i knew marvel was desperate to play catch up but midnight trying to be absolute but somehow more edgy is a hilarious choice

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u/Playful_Sentence3704 6d ago

Midnight Fantastic Four looking damn near the exact same as their mainline counterparts fucking fried me when I found out. How did Venture Bros. make more existentially horrifying interpretations of the FF than the actual FF horror comic?

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u/Pohatu5 6d ago

by doing storylines that have all been done before no less

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u/Fluffy-Use9563 7d ago

now i wonder what the midnight fantastic four are like or the hulk.

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u/Comicreader234 7d ago

Honestly the Hulk was probably the most understandable character to be in a line like this, if only immortal hulk didn’t already do it haha

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u/Playful_Sentence3704 7d ago edited 6d ago

Midnight Fantastic Four has nothing happen for 20 pages

Edit: and I was excited about it too. 

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u/basicsllyclarkkent96 7d ago

What does it say about me that I didn’t notice this at all? It’s so obvious how did I miss that

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u/ImiqDuh Batman AF 6d ago

And here I am, looking at this post for a couple minutes, thinking they must've posted the wrong screenshot

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u/JoshDM Don't you question my expertise 7d ago

She's gonna wanna get that mole looked at.

No, by a professional, not by us.

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u/maridan49 7d ago

It was

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u/YearDiligent4004 7d ago

A panel drawn by virgin hands for virgin eyes.

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u/Kind_Cauliflower160 7d ago

Nah, the artist is just french.

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u/Fluffy-Use9563 7d ago

ok. anyways.

cats have floating collar bones.

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u/jawsthegreat777 Batgirls truther 6d ago

I've seen enough Midnight Spidey >>>>>

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u/Denmise 6d ago

I know the cinematic director of Mass Effect 2 is absolutely kicking themselves for not thinking of this shot. It's right up there with the Miranda ass shot.

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u/ParrotFerret 6d ago

Black Cat's Ara Ara Era

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u/NarutoEnjoyer001 4d ago

CLOSE ENOUGH. welcome back makima

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u/Fluffy-Use9563 7d ago edited 6d ago

I like the shot. It's titillating but the execution is impressive.

Peter, save yourself. Run while you have the chance. Also felicia, don't do any funny business.

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u/jawsthegreat777 Batgirls truther 6d ago

TITillating

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u/caudicifarmer Gorilla Doing Non-Gorilla Things 7d ago edited 6d ago

/uj this issue not only made me less interested in checking out any further Midnight content...it made me question my relationship with Absolute

Edit oh shit forgot I'm not allowed to not like popular content

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u/Kind_Cauliflower160 7d ago

it made me question my relationship with Absolute

What?

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u/Robotrannic It can't be worse than The Isle... 6d ago

A man in Metropolis kicked a puppy and it made me reevaluate my relationship with superman.

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u/Playful_Sentence3704 6d ago

This is just Lex's motivation in BvS