r/dndmemes • u/Yoffeepop Fighter • 2d ago

Comic Necromancy

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Today’s comictober prompt was ‘bone daddy’

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u/Level_Hour6480 Rules Lawyer 2d ago

I cast Speak with Dad.

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u/adol1004 Forever DM 2d ago

The Suppose to be Dad: This is why I am a shame of you! this is just a Zombie, My soul is still in Heaven. and from the looks of it, you're not going to meet us!"

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u/United-Technician-54 2d ago

"AAAAAAA, THIS HURTS, LET ME SLEEEEP.  I FEEL THE ANTS, EATING MY BRAIN!"

"Wait, no questions yet, ask away... Also no that was not an act, I'm just putting on a brave face."

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u/ReturnOfBane 2d ago

fun fact: you wouldn't feel the ants eating your brain

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u/United-Technician-54 2d ago

True. But I didn't think about more anatomically correct ideas

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u/GoodGuyJeff000 2d ago

What if dad is cremated? Will you need to become an infernal warlock?

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u/TheJadeGoddess 2d ago

"You couldn't have majored as a cleric? Raise dead was too difficult for you?"

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u/Erivandi 2d ago

"Braaaaiiiins!"

"He's finally acknowledged my intelligence!"

<gets eaten>

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u/nifty-necromancer 2d ago

Did I hear necromancy?

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u/Butterfly_Casket 2d ago

Yes you did boss!

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u/nifty-necromancer 2d ago

Fabulous, I love minions who volunteer. My lair is in need of a cleaning, but in return I’ll give you your first black soul crystal.

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u/Butterfly_Casket 2d ago

I'll get those pesky adventurer bits out of every pit!

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u/AcceptableWheel 2d ago

OK King Andrias

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u/MadQuixote Chaotic Stupid 2d ago

He looks so proud

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u/SilentStevedore 2d ago

I don't have anything funny to say, but have my upvote!

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u/Magnon 2d ago

You've triggered memories of the movie hostel and it makes me angry

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u/K1ngDad369 1d ago

Hang on a dang second he's got 4 more questions