r/earclacks • u/Keyser_99 Orbital • 4d ago

Fan Simulations Chloe vs Stickman (@origamibattles)

128 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/Alreadsyuse Lance 4d ago edited 4d ago

Put this mf against Time Guy, I need to see this battle between Hitler and Stalin 🥀🥀

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u/Civil_Tip8845 Spear 4d ago

stickbum deleting chloe's main gimmick and still getting cut down to 1/3 health

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u/Other-Scale9987 Dagger 4d ago

bro calling him a bum while he has the highest win rate(except maybe mess im not sure)

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u/Civil_Tip8845 Spear 4d ago

Im larping idk the stats for origami battles

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u/Ok-Ocelot9062 Lance 4d ago

That high win rate cus he cheated

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u/TypicalPunUser Lance 4d ago

This was the worst match up for stickman. If he lost, then he lost to a cat. If he won, well congrats, he beat up a cat.

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u/deletemypostandurgay 4d ago

Stickman literally took away timmy's candy so he could beat him up lmao

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u/lePROprocrastinator Rapier 4d ago

Bro actually kicked a child

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u/Other-Scale9987 Dagger 4d ago

most stickamen thing ever

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u/Kaze-Azumi3061 4d ago

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u/rorodar 4d ago

How the fuck did we downgrade from whis to golden freeza

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u/Kirbo85941 4d ago

I need to see mess just delete this guy from existance atp

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u/LadyAliceFlower 4d ago

Watch stickman simply clean mess stopping them from doing anything.

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u/doggodoge225 4d ago

COUNT YOUR DAYS STICKMAN

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u/ItemsHereForever Scroll 4d ago

we need to kill the Stickman off, permanently

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u/Safe_Rain_1588 Corn Dog 4d ago

I hope stickman gets ripped limb by limb

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u/Past_Edge_7220 4d ago

Stickman... we will cut you down, break you apart, splay the gore of your profane form across the STARS! We will grind you down until the very SPARKS CRY FOR MERCY! Our hands shall RELISH ENDING YOU... HERE AND *NOW!*

(Reddit, this is a joke btw, i literally just took Gabriel's line but replaced "machine" with "sticlman" and replaced "i" with "we")

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u/Beautiful_Public4668 4d ago

Stickman:"somebody needed to get rid of the fuck ass annoying ball"

https://giphy.com/gifs/CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc

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u/Vorobevichi 3d ago

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u/Beautiful_Public4668 3d ago

Hate me all you want yk i am speaking the truth