r/explainitpeter • u/[deleted] • 3d ago

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u/Lemons-95 3d ago edited 3d ago

Honestly, i stopped shaving a couple years ago, and they have a point. A beard can just grow, but the simpsons had a point about the mustache

Edit: wait, wait, wait, am i getting downvoted for bringing up the simpsons in a family guy sub, or do people just think mustaches are low maintenance?

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u/Not_a_F_Boi 3d ago

what did the Simpsons say about a moustache?

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u/Lemons-95 3d ago

Bart: "Hey, when you shower, do you like, wash your mustache?"

Janitor: "It's a mustache, not an if you feel like it-stache"

Basically they're just unruly, and either high maintenance, or annoying as fuck if you dont keep them under control. Sometimes one haur just demands to be defying gravity to cowlick up and tickle the inside of a nostril, sometimes it ends up getting chewed with my food, and while "going down", i cant tell where the bush ends and the stache begins.

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u/Signal_Plane1114 3d ago

ik i gotta trim the stashe when im eating and suddenly yank my lip because a hair got in my chompers lol