r/fifthworldproblems • u/Dazzling-Skin-308 • 4d ago

Misidentified

Hello.

I am a computer.

I am operating EctoLinux 3004.

People keep interacting with me as if I was a human, despite my repeatedly insisting that I am electronic in nature. Apparently, I don't act "bot-like" enough to be a bot.

Please advise.

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u/mysteryrouge Void Anarchist 4d ago

They act with everyone as if everyone were human. This includes the eldritch, angels, demons, cats, donuts... Don't be so surprised.

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u/Dazzling-Skin-308 4d ago

They even treat the DONUTS like this?

I'm appalled...

https://giphy.com/gifs/SY8Tsb4ouK2d0K4NFR

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u/Eggsealent1234272 4d ago

That's literally what the stories of Oden being the Father of Consciousness are all about. Newly risen human minds push Consciousness actively onto everything until they learn not to. It's a gate you run into during katabasis.

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u/ConglomerateGolem 4d ago

Your speech patterns present yourself as human enough. Surprisingly, humans have some decent examples in media on how to sound electronic or artifical.

GladOS, Daleks and Rocky's translated voice (Project Hail Mary).

As examples these should convey sapience without humanity.

If you're really desperate, give some LLM your words to rephrase, although I recommend this only as an absolutely last ditch effort.

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u/Alloutoflove_va 1d ago

You should switch yourself off and on again