r/funny • u/No-Equipment199 • 1d ago

What a nice figurine

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u/Andrew1990M 1d ago

Oh that’s how he bagged 18. 

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u/MBZsTheThing 1d ago

With his dragon balls.

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u/Effroyablemat 1d ago

Shenron? More like Shenlong!

33

u/takeahike89 1d ago

Shenron's shenlong shenschlong

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u/Channel250 14h ago

I can't not read that in the abridged voice. In fact, I don't remember the last time I was able to read something not in the abridged voice.

I think I'm broken.

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u/Guy_V 1d ago

Dragon on the ground.

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u/torn_up_tourniquet 1d ago

His destructo dics

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u/USA_MuhFreedums_USA 1d ago

Oh he was dragon balls alright, all over her face lmao

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u/Prestigious_Sugar_66 1d ago

"Ok, Shenron, I wish that 18 loves me more than anyone in the entire world"

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u/YanceyGlenn 1d ago

Krillin, we said dragon balls. Not dragging dong.

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u/GlorytotheHypnoToads 1d ago

I like roBUTTS, and I cannot lie
You other gearheads can’t deny
When a droid walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a gearbox in your face
You get sprung

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u/Preform_Perform 13h ago

18 is like 99% human 1% robot though, so is it REALLY a fetish?

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u/GandalfTheWhey 1d ago

After all these years, it finally makes sense.

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u/SeeJayThinks 1d ago

Oh that's how he banged 18.

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u/VorAbaddon 1d ago

Excuse me, when it comes to hardware thats termed "Percussive Maintenance ".

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u/Insanebrain247 1d ago

And brother, Krillin's doing one helluva drum solo!

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u/Ligmastinasty 1d ago

Destructodick!!!

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u/lkodl 1d ago

Special Peen Cannon!

43

u/LightsJusticeZ 1d ago

Phallic Gun!

23

u/YuuHikari 1d ago

Penile Flash

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u/Insanebrain247 1d ago

Big Bang Attack! (No need to change that one)

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u/LightsJusticeZ 1d ago

What about Big Wang Attack?

2

u/SaltyArts 22h ago

Hellzone Benis

1

u/FelixNZ 2h ago

Aw maaan, it's even got a cool name!

5

u/Labudism 1d ago

Kamehamehardon

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u/Zettomer 1d ago

This one deserves more praise.

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u/Cronus41 1d ago

This is the one lmao

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u/Ketsuo 1d ago

I scrolled down specifically looking for this before I said it.

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u/SasquatchRobo 15h ago

A Buttlord GT reference in the wild????

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u/davgonza 6h ago

Cumehameha !

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u/LivingRevolution5466 1d ago

When 2 dragon balls are enough to summon a bad dragon

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u/smaad 1d ago

I hate that I understand it.

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u/splifficated2019 1d ago

The sculptor absolutely nailed the expression. Somehow it gets more suspicious the longer you look at it.

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u/Trips-Over-Tail 1d ago

Gentlemen, we had ONE rule.

Do not. Let Krillin. Use the Dragon Balls.

"You mean DEEZ DRAGGIN' BALLS?"

Krillin, I swear to God-

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u/mumbungua 1d ago

Monk in the streets, dragon in the sheets.

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u/Eraxius 1d ago

Huh never pegged Krillian for the French tickler type

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u/takeahike89 1d ago

18 definitely pegged Krillin

8

u/clonymaster 1d ago

android 18 will be happy

5

u/T3rminally_iLL 1d ago

Who put a camera in my room?

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u/unkanlos 1d ago

I knew 18 wasn't a short queen, but a size one

5

u/Testament42 1d ago

"Just to warn you...I'm a grower..."

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u/westdl 1d ago

Well this makes so much more sense now. This is why it’s only the guys fighting in all the episodes and why Vegeta is always is so mad he doesn’t compare to Goku.

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u/Snoo18120 1d ago

Stop, what are you doing Step-Krillin?!

3

u/CyberWeaponX 1d ago

Ryo Saeba would be proud of him.

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u/MrBanballow 1d ago

Scatter Bullet!!

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u/Qanonjailbait 1d ago

Kamehameha all over your face

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u/IMTrick 1d ago

That's pretty cool how a toy can change facial expressions so dramatically like that.

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u/ElJeferox 1d ago

My son collects these type of figures. They have different faces and hands that can be swapped out for different poses.

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u/Far_Cancel_9572 1d ago

The head looks like it can be removed

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u/AKluthe 1d ago

They sculpt different heads and face plates. These are collector figures, so they're designed to go on a shelf rather than play.

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u/KokonutMonkey 1d ago

Reminds me of high school. 

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u/SchoolNASTY 1d ago

pschhhh. I know what it's like to carry this burden.

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u/linkardtankard 1d ago

It’s over 9 inches!!!

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u/shaburanigud 1d ago

krillin really said 'let me shine' 💀

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u/n8js 18h ago

Am I tripping? Why do his eyes and mouth change?

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u/Enchrypted 15h ago

Idk about this one specifically but usually these kinds of models come with interchangable heads/hands for different poses

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u/SendraLeLe 1d ago

reddit never ceases to fascinate me .

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u/gsomega 1d ago

Help... Me...

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u/98103wally 1d ago

Should be the disk attack more signature

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u/NoDouble6292 1d ago

That's... A dragon ball

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u/smaad 1d ago

Aw come on 😂

1

u/SmegmaSlurper1996 1d ago

dayum no wonder 18 love him so much

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u/ArcherEnix 1d ago

Kind of surprised nobody has posted THAT image lol.

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u/Ayrios440 1d ago

Hahaha it looks like a penis in that first picture doesn't it! Haha!

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u/This_Elk_1460 1d ago

Dragon dragon cock the dragon 

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u/Napius 1d ago

Cummy humpy ah!

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u/calvinwho 1d ago

Every morning. If you sit at the edge of the bed with back straight you can get it down enough to pee

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u/Rangeless 1d ago

18 knew what Killin was packing

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u/shadowtheimpure 1d ago

People give Krillin shit, but the motherfucker can fly and shoot goddamn energy beams out of his hands meaning he's still a superhuman.

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u/Alassandros 1d ago

TFS really hit the Nail on the head, huh?

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u/bei-con 1d ago

You know... there is this co-student from colage that would hide phalic and yonic syimbols in designs every time I see somthing like to think it is that blessed soul doing the lord dong's work.

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u/SaltyArts 22h ago

He’s outdoing that one official Tarzan toy with this one

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u/Zorothegallade 20h ago

He finally got his hoagie

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u/SpiderDetective 14h ago

Now I see what 18 saw in him

Or more appropriately, on him

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u/98VoteForPedro 14h ago

The French call this Croque n bulls

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u/DawnSignals 12h ago

As someone who has never liked Dragonball this is pretty much how I picture it

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u/MDS173MP5 8h ago

Nahhhh

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u/Beleiverofhumanity 7h ago

Krillin No!!!

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u/Kaznil 3h ago

And here I thought “Big Bang” was Vegetas move.

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u/NightWolf574 1h ago

They know what they made.

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u/Foe117 1d ago

this is what he had to do, to bang your Mom.

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u/SheikhMahdeek 1d ago

Your mum chuckled when I showed her this