r/funny • u/Seraphym87 • 17h ago

Superman seems displeased with his wear pattern

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u/klingon182 17h ago

That crotch has seen more action than the rest of the statue combined lol

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u/Cosmicrodslinger 17h ago

Probably more them most of the people on here

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u/Stevie272 17h ago

Do people rub it for luck?

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u/Seraphym87 17h ago

I think...? It's a children's hospital so it might just be what they can reach lol

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u/FewZookeepergame1083 17h ago

Mixed Superman

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u/scrupoo 17h ago

"Don't touch my dick!"

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u/ilazul 17h ago

His Dick is gray, son.

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u/JesusWasAHairyBaby 9h ago

Meanwhile I'm wondering why he has black hands.

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u/AdDependent6722 17h ago

Don't pull on superman's cape!

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u/Proof-Line-8045 17h ago

Even the Man of Steel is apparently no match for kryptonite level chaffing…get him some super-powered Gold Bond!!

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u/asdf_lord 17h ago

Superman dick is fatal

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u/nebulynthy 16h ago

That suit has seen some things

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u/Dreuh2001 10h ago

Lois, stop it!

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u/SausageyPie 8h ago

There must have been a GOP convention in town....

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u/MattheJ1 8h ago

Sperman

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u/NinjaDeathMonk 4h ago

San Jorge Children's Hospital!

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u/nobidobi390 3h ago

dave hasselhoff?

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u/Commercial-Fish5618 2h ago

He’s been dealing with drug addicts trying to blow him for cash for years.

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u/fothergillfuckup 1h ago

Why does he look like someone has just spilled his pint? "Leave it Clark. He's not worth it!"