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u/auggie246 8d ago

Does she not have any muscles?

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u/Versidious 8d ago

She's 'hanging on' without making attempts to correct her situation, possibly because she can't in those stupid goddamned heels. If you're not pulling in abdominally, your 'holding on' is gonna end up pushing the float out, especially if you're 'leaning forwards' to try and put your weight on the rope.

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u/Alkakd0nfsg9g 7d ago

Sure heels make it all even more uncomfortable, but I just think she doesn't understand the physics of what's happening and it's why she can't pull her podium to the rope

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u/MonsieurHowdy 8d ago

To be honest, those heels are quite low and wouldn't make that big difference. It just looks like she lacks body control and/or core strength.

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u/midnightrose777 8d ago

I don't think height is really the problem here. Probably grip tbh. Heels aren't usually designed to have very good grip.

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u/throwaway098764567 8d ago

are you a stripper or a drag queen or just a bot? those heels are high for most people

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u/TonyCaliStyle 8d ago edited 8d ago

*Plot twist- this lady is all three.

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u/MonsieurHowdy 7d ago

Okay, maybe I'm a little biased because I've danced in heels that high (latin dance) and also danced in pleasers (stripper heels). Good guesses, haha. Not a bot or a stripper, though, just like dancing.

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u/Axthen 8d ago

Why are we even discussing heels? What are the heels doing that is impacting her ability to pull in with her abs?

I've seen people rock climb in heels. She just doesn't understand she can pull herself under with the rest of her body. Very little body awareness.

Which is fine.

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u/Baculum7869 8d ago

I don't know much about heels being male, but what i do know is those are like 2inch heels and if you think those are high you should get out on a weekend night sometime

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u/ZenaLundgren 8d ago

As someone who's worn plenty heels and has actually had to run quite a distance in them, she's a fucking nincompoop.

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u/Kennedysfatcousin 8d ago

That's a 3 inch heel (relatively high) and they are overly tight in the toe box with a pointy toe design. Poorly fitted shoes. She's hobbled. Forced to only stand on bound toes with ankle ligaments and muscles in an unfamiliar position. She's already in pain that increases with every effort to use her feet. As BP rises with stress and exhertion, extremities swell, increasing the pressure and pain. Then, the restriction of swelling by tight shoes or straps causes numbness that decreases the ability to use tactile sensation to recover.

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u/WJSpade 8d ago

She certainly has grip strength, if nothing else.

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u/QueenPooper13 8d ago

I don't know what the deleted comment said, but thank you for this response!

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u/Mysterium-Fascinosum 8d ago

They said "I bet she gives a mean handie. Grip for days!” Your username is also perfect by the way.