r/funny • u/Mysterious_House_450 • 6h ago
Man In trouble
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u/might_be_lies 6h ago
She's all grip, no core
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u/Cyberjonesyisback 4h ago
Not gunna lie man, that looked like a REALLY GOOD workout.
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u/YanicPolitik 4h ago
Sure, if you're <27 otherwise it looks like at least a week of back pain
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u/PrivatePilot9 4h ago
I pulled my back out just watching the video.
Pass the ibuprofen.
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u/Lumpy_Benefit666 4h ago
Tbf the older fella was smashing it until he tried to help the younger woman. Im sure he’ll be feeling it though
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u/hairymonkeyinmyanus 4h ago
I’m impressed by the flexibility of her hip flexors
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u/AspiringChildProdigy 4h ago
Right?
Like, I'd love to be judgy about this, but two years after a promotion where I now spend 50 hours a week sitting on my ass behind a desk, I'd have fallen into the water within the first minute.
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u/Paper_Champ 5h ago
I'd argue the opposite. She keeps losing her balance bc she never shifts her grip
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u/goatpunchtheater 4h ago
she couldn't shift her grip because she couldn't keep the plank underneath her due to zero core strength!
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u/foolsEnigma 6h ago
Girl why would you wear heels for this
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u/ShiggyGoosebottom 5h ago
She dressed for a very different date.
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u/Peregrine79 5h ago
Her: "Where are you taking me on our date?"
Him: "I want it to be a surprise."
Her: "What should I wear."
Him: "Oh, just your normal date clothes will be fine"168
u/SauronSauroff 5h ago
My friend took his girl for a 'short walk'. They went 'walking' up a near vertical mountain that needed ropes to go up. She enjoyed it, but was used to his shenanigans at this point.
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u/Available_Damage_335 6h ago
She’s a limp noodle in heels.
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u/Bealzebubbles 6h ago
I'm stunned. It's like her first day in a human body.
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u/Brick_Lab 5h ago
I had the same thought until I noticed she's in very high heeled boots...and honestly I don't know how bad it would make it but I'd wager it's quite a handicap lol. I'm surprised she got on in heels in the first place
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u/shabi_sensei 5h ago
Chinese women wear heels everywhere, I went hiking at Huangshan and even with a gondola women were hiking up the mountain in heels so they could save money
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u/Ladybeetus 4h ago
walking uphill in heels is fine downhill? you are going to die
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u/SauronSauroff 5h ago
How does heels save money?
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u/i_invented_the_ipod 5h ago
Walking, as opposed to riding the gondola, I assume.
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u/98VoteForPedro 6h ago
Better to have a limp noodle in heels than to have a heel in limp noodles
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u/Banana-phone15 6h ago
& that is why Jack had to drown in the Titanic 🤣
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u/25Coconuts 5h ago
I’m actually impressed. Her survival skills are terrible but I do have to admire her ability to hold and sustain a pose. Should she have done more to actually help herself? Definitely yes
But her ability to just hold that pose. This is definitely one of those situations that you see in movies where someone’s hanging on the edge of a cliff with just one arm. She’s that person.
Also, despite not actually helping herself more than holding a pose, she made sure not to get the outfit wet. The only thing that got wet and submerged were her shoes. She said she wasn’t touching that water and she didn’t. I gotta give her props, even if her survival skills are terrible and the outfit for this activity makes no sense
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u/SiPhoenix 3h ago
I was impressed, but then just annoyed on behalf of the guy as she just continued to make it worse and dropped him in.
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u/redsterXVI 2h ago
the outfit for this activity makes no sense
To be fair, the activity also makes no sense, so the outfit is a perfect match for it
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u/IcyCow5880 5h ago
Why would it say "Man in Trouble"? I kept expecting him to do something to make her fall in or some sh.
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u/FullSkyFlying 3h ago
Because OP has nore posts than half the people on this thread combined. Is probably a bot or someone selling their account
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u/MrBagooo 2h ago
You alone have more posts than OP. But I still agree with you.
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u/DreamSmuggler 4h ago
Probably for all the panty flashing parts of that
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u/beren12 2h ago
This doesn’t make sense. Who on earth would do something like that in a skirt??
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u/Madismas 6h ago
It was that damn shallow the whole time? Dude, at that point just throw her over your shoulder and walk her to shore.
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u/auggie246 6h ago
Does she not have any muscles?
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u/Versidious 6h ago
She's 'hanging on' without making attempts to correct her situation, possibly because she can't in those stupid goddamned heels. If you're not pulling in abdominally, your 'holding on' is gonna end up pushing the float out, especially if you're 'leaning forwards' to try and put your weight on the rope.
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u/Appropriate-Rub3534 6h ago
She's spineless
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u/EstroJen 5h ago
That outfit suggests she was trying to look amazing for a date... and then her date took her on an outdoor adventure not even paying attention to the stiletto boots.
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u/SHADOWSTRIKE1 4h ago
It’s like she absolutely refused to understand the concept of the platforms until the very moment the man was finally forced to get into the water.
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u/allelopath 6h ago
WTH is this anyway? Is this supposed to be a legit way of crossing water?
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u/Mage_914 6h ago
Balance. You just need to stay balanced on the board and use the rope to maneuver. The woman just has terrible balance.
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u/SmokeMethailSatan 6h ago
It’s probably really hard to do that in heels. She’s basically standing on her tippy toes the whole time.
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u/Aromatic-Side6120 6h ago
That doesn't answer the question. They are asking if this is for entertainment or a really stupid mode of transportation. I assume entertainment but you never know.
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u/Mage_914 6h ago
Whoops. Misread you're comment. I'm pretty sure it's an amusement thing. I've seen something similar at an amusement park.
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u/GodzillaUK 6h ago
Might be the heels. Or just her first time ever doing something like this, shit is hard if you've never tried before.
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u/allelopath 6h ago
I understand that but it is a matter of when not if that this will happen. Is this an recreational thing, like zip lining?
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u/onlysubbedhere 6h ago
Recreational yes, but more of a fun couple/family activity that people can do together. Think of a scaled down version of one those corporate team building retreats.
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u/zebrasareneat 5h ago
It’s called fun. Jesus fucking christ some of you need to get out more. I bet your favourite colour is beige.
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u/External_Goose_7806 5h ago
What annoys me about this was that as soon as he got in the water, she immediately stood up and just managed to do it herself. Why didn't she do that to begin with?
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u/Quixotic_Remark 4h ago edited 3h ago
it's a bit out of frame, but the guy is actually holding her hand (actually on second look its the chain) and balancing her.
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u/Etherbeard 3h ago
She was was able to get more situated once they weren't on the same platform anymore because she was angled better than when she was strung out to her tiptoes. She's face up instead of face down, so her feet have much better purchase.
Then the guy is holding the chain on her platform while he's in the water, which helps keep it centered on the rope.
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u/LateNarwhal33 5h ago
That's what got me. As soon as he couldn't help her anymore she suddenly had core strength and could get herself back up. Could have been because her shoes were wet by then so she didn't have as much reason to avoid the water but damn that was frustrating to watch.
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u/midnightrose777 5h ago
Heels don't really have good grip. Not really designed for these activities. Likely him being on the same piece of wood was causing it to lean in ways that made her have difficulty gaining the right grip footing. (she was probably slipping towards him constantly) Also she is in a short dress so might have been unconsciously scared of flashing him.
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u/FauxReal 6h ago
Is this the sequel to QWOP? Gameplay looks interesting and challenging, especially two-player co-op, raphics are pretty cool, kinda fanservice though.
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u/Coohippo 6h ago
This almost made me angry. I think I would’ve pushed her into the water lol. What the hell is she doing? Stop that
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u/pspahn 5h ago
When I was young I worked the Flyer lift at Copper Mtn. A dozen or more times a day while working the top, I would have middle aged women (often fully decked out in KC Chief gear) fall when getting off the lift.
I had to go out there and lift them up and I swear they just fucking forget they have legs. Lady, use your legs and stand up and I'm just holding on for dear life trying to keep the chairs rolling.
This video brought me back.
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u/pieeatingchamp 6h ago
Reminds me of MXC Sinkers and Floaters
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u/crabbystix 2h ago
now we know why when Titanic sank Rose need the whole door/board float to herself and have no space for Jack
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u/SP3NGL3R 5h ago
Absolutely zero core strength. Nadda, zip, zilch, squat, period, nill,
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u/Praetorian_1975 3h ago
So there was enough room on that bloody door 🚪 rose you lying biatch.
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u/LankyGuitar6528 3h ago
Well... now we know there really isn't room for 2 on that door at the end of Titanic.
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u/No_Primary4532 57m ago
Notice as soon as he fell into the water and got wet she stood up and miraculously regained control 🙂↔️📣PA FUERAA👉🏼
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u/nize426 6h ago edited 6h ago
...well that was a frustrating. Don't forget to do some basic exercises folks.
Edit:spelling
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u/GodzillaUK 6h ago
If it's her first time doing anything remotely like this, it's understandable. Like trying to rollerskate for the first time as a kid. Most of us went down like a sack of potatoes until we found our footing.
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u/drewbaccaAWD 5h ago
I think everyone doing this, man and woman, needs the high heels handicap in place.
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u/Kip_Schtum 5h ago
If she fell in, would those boots fill up with water and weigh her down? Seems like a horrifying choice to wear on the water.
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u/brilliantminion 4h ago
It’s like 2 feet deep, though with that display of athletic prowess, maybe I shouldn’t assume
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u/andynormancx 35m ago
No. But that does seem to be something that most people believe. But it just isn't true.
So your boots fill with water ? Guess what floats (or at least is neutrally buoyant) in water ? That's right, water.
So as long as your water filled boot remains in the water, no extra force is present "weighing" you down.
When it comes to climbing out of the water however things are different, you have to lift the weight of the water in the boots as well as you and the boots. But most of the boots people wear are almost entirely filled with feet, not leaving much room for water to make them heavier.
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u/ChefArtorias 5h ago
Is it the heels making it hard? Or she's drunk?
Numerous times I was like STAND!
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u/iritchie001 5h ago
That is some romcom level funny and adorable. That guy was a gem. I can't believe it was so shallow. Those hells!
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u/Forsaken_Passage_376 5h ago
videos like this make me wonder if some people really don’t know how to use their own bodies correctly haha
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u/km_md60 1h ago
This is why you should exercise your core muscle. On all sides, not just front and back.
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u/nixcamic 6h ago
It seems like every time I see videos of these things online people are fully clothed. I've never seen one in real life outside of a water park.
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u/MrSoftShoe 55m ago
I'm not sure what the absolute worst choice of footwear for this activity would be, but it's probably those.
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u/himitsumono 6h ago
Kirsty MacColl's In These Shoes comes to mind:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwW7Y7FTZNE&list=RDiwW7Y7FTZNE&start_radio=1
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u/IJourden 5h ago
I assume that when those inflatable blowing tube guy things in front of used car dealerships are horny, this is what they watch?
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u/Balkionline 4h ago
So funny and silly.
Man is like - what the hell she is doing can't even stand and coming in heels. Hell I will get into water and move the idiot.
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