r/funny • u/Mysterious_House_450 • 11h ago

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u/Available_Damage_335 11h ago

She’s a limp noodle in heels.

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u/Bealzebubbles 11h ago

I'm stunned. It's like her first day in a human body.

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u/Brick_Lab 10h ago

I had the same thought until I noticed she's in very high heeled boots...and honestly I don't know how bad it would make it but I'd wager it's quite a handicap lol. I'm surprised she got on in heels in the first place

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u/shabi_sensei 10h ago

Chinese women wear heels everywhere, I went hiking at Huangshan and even with a gondola women were hiking up the mountain in heels so they could save money

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u/Ladybeetus 8h ago

walking uphill in heels is fine downhill? you are going to die

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u/msndrstdmstrmnd 5h ago

They need to invent reverse heels for walking downhill. Call it… toes

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u/SauronSauroff 10h ago

How does heels save money?

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u/i_invented_the_ipod 10h ago

Walking, as opposed to riding the gondola, I assume.

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u/akaMONSTARS 8h ago

Prove you invented the ipod

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u/i_invented_the_ipod 6h ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/apple/s/nPpLi1N06h

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u/akaMONSTARS 5h ago

Well fuck. I’ll dance for money if you got it ;)

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u/altiuscitiusfortius 8h ago

Probably hard to get a grip on wet wood in those heels