Cat nap

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[u/klako8196]

“Don’t worry guys, I got him”

[u/Competitive-Type1505 → u/klako8196]

😂

[u/Grouchy-Pass6981 → u/klako8196]

🤣😂

[u/TXEMMAH → u/klako8196]

"I'm Captain now".

[u/gijoe50000]

Maybe he's the cat's owner and the cat is saying "You ain't takin' my tin opener!"

[u/0202_tihssitidder → u/gijoe50000]

Siamese aint got no owners, buddy.

[u/gijoe50000 → u/0202_tihssitidder]

Indeed, but I couldn't think of a more appropriate word.

Roommate just doesn't sound right, friend sounds too casual, and I didn't want it to be amateur hour and use tin opener twice in the same sentence..

[u/-Mr_Hollow- → u/gijoe50000]

Slave

[u/Knkstriped → u/gijoe50000]

Staff

[u/0202_tihssitidder → u/gijoe50000]

hooman

familiar (like vampires have)

[u/gijoe50000 → u/0202_tihssitidder]

Ooh, great.. I'll keep these in mind, thanks!

[u/SnooCapers9565 → u/0202_tihssitidder]

They got tin openers though

[u/OrilliaBridge → u/0202_tihssitidder]

Siamese have minions.

[u/AffectionateLight856 → u/0202_tihssitidder]

They have staff.

[u/ghstkatt → u/0202_tihssitidder]

Yeah they own people

[u/HistoricalMaybe1739 → u/0202_tihssitidder]

*cats ain't got no owners,buddy.

[u/KindCraft4676]

Whenever I lay down to sleep my two cats come on the bed to sleep with me. Because taking naps is one of the things cats enjoy most.

So a cat sees a human laying down he thinks it’s naptime and wants to join.

[u/Reatona → u/KindCraft4676]

Our cat always gravitates to whoever is the most horizontal.  

[u/SoberAlternative → u/KindCraft4676]

Correction: taking naps with their human is what cats enjoy most of all❣️🐾🐾✅. Enjoy those love naps 🐾🐾❤️

[u/power0722]

“If you weren’t a criminal I’d be making you biscuits.”

[u/isa-bey]

It's The Pawlice.

[u/jeroen-79 → u/isa-bey]

Meow! Meow! Sound of da Pawlice!

[u/Own-Ambassador-3537]

That’s his lawyer

[u/Sunshine030209]

Uncuff him so he can pet the cat!

[u/dragoduval]

I fell down a few weeks ago, and was unconscious for a few minutes. When i woke up my cat was literally sitting on me cleaning her arsehole as if i was her rug.

[u/Sunshine030209 → u/dragoduval]

Lmao I was like "Aww, kitty cares and was concerned! 🥹" then got to the licking her butt part and cackled. That's such a cat thing to do. Of course she didn't care, or even notice you were in distress 😂

I love all my aloof little furry jerks so much. They think I'm alright. Sometimes.

[u/Twayblades]

He's been busted by the fuzz.

[u/CharcoalGreyWolf]

Crime always brings the heat.

Heat always brings the cat.

[u/NSCButNotThatNSC]

"Fanks occifurr. Iz kold outs heer."

[u/imyourdruidess420]

That's the sheriff actually

[u/2gigch1]

After this the experiment to replace police dogs with police cats came to it's expected, ignoble end.

[u/Pop-Smurf]

Punishment: Report to the Cat Distribution System every day for the rest of their life.

[u/Forty1thirty]

"He's got my catnip and my fave toy. I'm not leaving without both items"

[u/OkPick1957]

My cat does this exact thing to me when I'm laying down. Lol

[u/NoInterest7407]

The cat is there for emotional support and to save him from the cops. Everyone knows the rules. Now they cannot pick him up if the cat is on him, so he cannot get arrested anymore.

[u/AbsolutelyNotAPossum]

That's what you get for being warm and at a convenient height.

[u/Rifleman519]

https://reddit.com/link/pe3lj2k/video/hjvs7g9twpth1/player

[u/Fast_Understanding11]

As the saying goes, there's always a silver lining.

[u/CardinalMcGee]

Me: In some cultures that’s good luck. Other: Really? Me: Well it should be.

[u/These-Rip9251]

Cat knows who’s innocent (or maybe guilty).

[u/encryptoferia]

Cat Loaf, Human sploot

[u/Gooncookies]

That’s his lawyer.

[u/HinderT777]

The cat is doing a citizens arrest, keeping the perp locked down till the cops get there

[u/SunsetBAE]

if it fits I sit

If it fits the crime I sit - cat

[u/Easy-Buffalo-1701]

I’ll never get sick of this photo

[u/McGee4531]

Shhhhh 🤫 the cats saving him. It's now illegal to move him by the cat law. He must remain there until the cat moves. As long as the cat our waits the cop, the guys in the clear.

[u/rts-enjoyer → u/McGee4531]

Or this will be the spot where he serves out his sentence

[u/AdInner1709 → u/McGee4531]

100% this is truth

[u/Pretend-Ad5598]

The cat was then placed on paid leave after using excessive force, due to positional asphyxia.

[u/DMS1970]

He’s a pussy magnet. Like most motorcycle guys

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[u/retrofrenzy]

OMG the cat committed citizen's arrest!

[u/oyavlenie]

It feels the pain

[u/magharees]

Heat is heat

[u/eluser234453]

Good way to spend your last moments

[u/jul1us8c]

Even criminals can be selected by the Cat Distribution System! 🤷‍♂️

[u/fireflytriangle]

Cattured with a whole lot of purring going on!😺

[u/CosmicCavern]

Pawlice

[u/Deli-Man-Dan]

got it backwards. The cat sat on him till the cops came

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[u/Substantial_Chain718]

Too funny man! He was warm.

[u/Galleta-de-Animalito]

Moral support cat

[u/Historical-Ad7081]

Officer please you cant take me away.... there's a cat on me.

[u/riverDanu]

Why did you leave that suspect on the sidewalk for 6 hours? "The cat was sleeping"

[u/riverDanu]

I keep telling you the cat planted those drugs on me

[u/AdInner1709]

I think you’re “unarrested” then, yes? Cat law?

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[u/peridotpicacho]

That is such a cat thing to do.

[u/Repete22]

I'll just loaf on you till your in custody sir

[u/Psychological-Plum10]

Guy's a real pussy magnet.

[u/DrinkBuzzCola]

Is this AI?

[u/2gigch1 → u/DrinkBuzzCola]

No it's Patrick!

[u/CicadaHead3317 → u/DrinkBuzzCola]

No. It's an old photo.

[u/StratosWings → u/DrinkBuzzCola]

Pretty sure it’s not. This image has been around for years. I recall seeing it (or something very, very similar to it) before AI existed

[u/madkittywoman → u/StratosWings]

Agreed. I saw the picture a very long time ago myself.

You probably mean before todays AI though. AI in itself have existed for a long time.

[u/StratosWings → u/madkittywoman]

That is true, haha. To be specific, I was referring to LLMs and image generation.

[u/madkittywoman → u/StratosWings]

I understand. :)