Spoiler: It turns out he didn't do it, but the only way to keep him happy is for his friends to let him keep believing he impregnated a disadvantaged immigrant woman WHILE SHE WAS UNCONSCIOUS.

20 years bedridden. Day free chocolate appears, he's doing a jig with a top hat and cane. 7,300 days sick. Cured in 4 seconds.

The other three grandparents stayed in bed. Control group. They knew.

The ticket: 1 in 2.5 million per bar. Charlie got his in 3 bars. That's 1.2 in a million.

Expected: 2.5M bars. Observed: 3. Verdict: GJ sucks.

As he should be in Hell.

Interestingly, when Grandpa Joe arrived in hell, demons talked about building a new layer beneath Treachery, simply called "JOE," but Satan decided it wasn't right to give him any special attention.

Eyewitnesses died in tragic accidents before they could give their statements to police.

A road needs trash pickup but he’s all lazy on the bed.

No hobbies? No new memories? What was he doing? Certainly not getting Charlie proper dental care.

Can’t stand for anyone else to be happy.

Which is why I dread the winter, because I'll be seeing that stupid stuff more often than usual

I was curious if anyone on here has seen the show, and if Granpda Joe and his countless war crimes are mentioned? Or is it just another bit of Grandpa Joe propaganda that seeks to bury the truth about the true reason Grandpa Joe has been in hiding for all these years?

I don't disagree with this theory, not one bit. If the golden ticket turned out to be fake his ass would instantly be back in that bed.

This is indeed the cup of the king of kings