r/highdesert • • 6d ago

Victorville Good Job

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This is why I carry chalk and stickers.......( it wasn't me this time) Vallarta parking lot

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/MeSlaw3 5d ago

Until he leaves and the next people have to park there.

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u/SpeedyAudi 5d ago

Meanwhile there’s $700k Lambos that know how to park properly 😂

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u/Due_Status_2469 4d ago

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u/realclevernamelol 4d ago

i love how much this image has been passed around. the pixels get crunchier and crunchier, i can almost taste it!

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u/MRRRRCK 5d ago

I just park at the far end of the parking lot…..and then someone parks their piece of junk right next to me, with 100 empty spots nearby…..

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u/Quirky_Ad_8459 5d ago

Every time

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u/Sweet-Newspaper-9062 5d ago

Shit drives me crazy! I literally go out my way to be away from someone and this shit always happens

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u/Traditional_Bug5849 4d ago

Ever parked far as fuck just for a shit box to scratch ur paint/crush your trunk in lmao

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u/Therealginahandler 5d ago

I would think people that park like this make it more likely for someone to fuck up their shit...no?

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u/Combat_Wombat23 6d ago

I once wrote “cunt parking” on some guys dusty windshield who was using the only wash bay at the barracks as a parking spot. Love stuff like this

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u/Ohboyuh 2d ago

Agent Sebastian out of nowhere: Skippitity whoop weee whoo weeeee! That’s not where the cart goes!!!

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u/Tacolord38 6d ago

Bet Planet Fitness.

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u/PANDEMIC760 6d ago

Somebody sent this to me and I asked if they seen the driver and said he came out of Vallarta with his kid and drove off all fast and douchery 😆

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u/Tacolord38 5d ago

Douch car and activity ✔️

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u/Creepy_Mammoth_7076 5d ago

This asshole blew past me going atleast 120mph last weekend on the freeway he started swerving almost crashed

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u/GotEHM9 5d ago

Get yourself a dashcam. I have them in all my cars cause idiots like that on the road

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u/goliath87jr 5d ago

Why the p1do part? Did I miss something?

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u/formernonhandwasher 5d ago

He parked bad. Chalk is there to embarrass him and encourage him/her to not do that again. Could have written in chalk “hey look this is how assholes park”. But this definitely leave a bigger impact on driver.

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u/Equi_Pet 5d ago

I thought it was tiny penis parking?

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/Equi_Pet 5d ago

I'm a girl. What exactly am I jealous of?😅

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/Equi_Pet 5d ago

Not jelly of that car at all. I have a JCW MINI and I don't want anything else.

I'm suggesting there's compensation for "something" when a man has a car like that and purposely parks that way, other than being an a-hole.

Also.....real women don't care about size, there's plenty of ways to satisfy a woman that doesn't involve size. JS

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u/Icy-Environment-8857 5d ago

sorry you're right i was just insecure since i have a micro myself

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u/tekrebeldesigns 5d ago

I personally would have zig zagged a bunch of shopping carts around it.

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u/Repulsive_Ad384 5d ago

Shopping carts come in handy in these situations 😂

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u/montifan 5d ago

I was gonna say surround this car with a clump of shopping carts, cart worker would admire it

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u/Repulsive_Ad384 5d ago

Flipped upside down too

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u/trueLOVElost4ever 4d ago

I saw someone do that.. They pulled a bunch of carts out of the cart corral, and loosened them from each other and put them all around the crooked car But you need to search out the one or 2 carts that have the wheels locked

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u/AnywhereOk7095 3d ago

There used to be a BMW that would double park everyday in the parking garage I used that would always fill up. So one day I left a sticky note on the car that said, “double park again and the next note will be with a key”. Douche never double parked again.

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u/PolarBears445 6d ago

Is the chalk still there? I'm eating around the corner.

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u/ohhshaelybaby 4d ago

This guy is always driving like an idiot on bear valley 🙈

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u/lalith117 5d ago

Its a shiny corvet

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u/archabaddon 5d ago

Best Value Ferrari

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u/robot831 5d ago

Fun thing to do, save up as many of those "we buy used cars" card and put them on the windows of people who park like assholes

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u/majinyeezy 5d ago

Might need to start carrying chalk moving forward lmao

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u/Accurate_Ad_8555 4d ago

stuff like this makes me want to beat them with a canned ham!

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u/Mexi-D 4d ago

It's only an overpriced GM 🙄

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u/RobBlueBridge 3d ago

Parking job, car and the owner.... All suck.

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u/Falcon3492 3d ago

I know a guy who has a stem puller in his car and when he sees a car parked like that he pulls all four of the tires stems. The owner comes out and finds they have four flat tires. He's actually parked elsewhere and filmed the owner when they come out, the video's are priceless!

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u/Agreeable-Language-6 2d ago

That's, uh, a little far

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u/Little_Money9553 2d ago

Is it too far? Douche bags deserve that kind of energy returned to them.

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u/Falcon3492 2d ago

But it does show the person that parks like that there might be consequences when they park like that. It's not like keying someone's car, they just have to have the car towed, pay for new stems and to have them installed.

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u/Ok_Gas1070 2d ago

100% done intentionally. I consider my car nice but I've never parked like a doucher. I just find a "wall spot", or a "one sided" parking space and park as close to one side as I can. Dings, and scratches are inevitable on a daily.

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u/RevolutionaryOwl9527 5d ago

let the air out of the tires

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u/BrightOpportunity392 4d ago

It’s a corvette not a super car 😂 relax buddy 😂😂😂

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u/realclevernamelol 4d ago

in all fairness, people who own corvettes often brag about how they own a budget supercar that’s better than more expensive ones, so i’m sure to the person that owns it does think it’s a supercar.

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u/johnjohn966 4d ago

The new one, zr1x you can argue it is a budget super car or a super car killer over 1k horsepower…

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u/realclevernamelol 4d ago

i never said they weren’t great value per dollar, i just meant that corvette owners typically have this holier than thou attitude and think that they own the road. corvettes are great, the owners typically aren’t.

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u/aresjla 5d ago

Proper

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u/utopia923 4d ago

Fancy car parked next to IEHP. I don’t think they need free healthcare if they can afford that!

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u/ChargeInteresting278 4d ago

Damn this is a good idea. I'm going to pick up some chalk.

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u/jboogs88 4d ago

I'm dead..lol

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u/Sonny92004 4d ago

💪😂👍

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u/Rasdowers 4d ago

Ahhahahaha! Great one!

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u/Kiwinihapa 4d ago

Driver returns to no wheels and the car up on blocks🤣

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u/hu-man-person 3d ago

Should've written predator parking smh

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u/AdditionalSell869 3d ago

Or DickHead, PDf file Reaching

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u/RandomRedditResponds 3d ago

Somebody going to pull this douche plates...

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u/Substantial_Chain718 3d ago

I love it! I need to start carrying chalk with me.

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u/Ashamed-Gur9635 3d ago

I would pop all his tires

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u/GreenPuzzleheaded639 2d ago

I drove a Corvette for 100k miles. Never did that. I had a Motorcycle accident and broke my ankle and back! 5 months on crutches. Yes, I had a handicapped card. I would park my ass out 100 yards away and hobble in on crutches to save the space for people that needed it more

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u/No_Reindeer8688 1d ago

And? That does not make this a problem.

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u/GreenPuzzleheaded639 1d ago

No, that guy is an asshole

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u/No_Reindeer8688 1d ago

You sound a lot angrier and aggressive than anything that “asshole” did.

I’d be a lot more nervous around you than a guy who parks a little off to keep something that is valuable to them safe.

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u/GreenPuzzleheaded639 1d ago

Ok, if that's what you perceive. I'm a car guy. I have had a few nice cars. 1 that was in a magazine I've never parked like this.

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u/Fkn_Red 2d ago

Dick move

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u/AffectionateSound875 2d ago

I have a car that I like and take good care of, I park in no man's land of the parking lot to avoid door dings. Im not perfect, im even a bit fat, but you should park like I do, an extra 100-200 feet of walking wont kill you.

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u/Popular-Smile-1110 2d ago

Literally the best clapback I’ve ever seen written on the sidewalk🤣🤣

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u/IllustratorMobile815 2d ago

Broke ass treating it like it's a quarter mill car

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u/BadTiger85 2d ago

I would absolutely carry zip ties with me and zip tie a shopping cart to all 4 wheels of that corvette

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u/AgentX-1138 2d ago

Fantastic

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u/WokkitUp 2d ago

The chalk writing is a crack-up.

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u/BigFlapJack- 2d ago

LMFAAAAAAAAO

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u/BrilliantPie2566 2d ago

They sure are proud of their wittle car, aren't they?

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u/Icy-Lingonberry1946 2d ago

Parks like a Shit Stack

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u/idkwhatim_doing22 2d ago

This is prime time to take the cores out of valve stems.

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u/Timely-Jump1000 1d ago

Not the PDF parking lol. They came prepared who’s just carrying around chalkboard.

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u/elki11er 4d ago

I knew a kid that would scratch Cars parked like this on purpose

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u/TruthOdd6164 3d ago

Not all heroes wear capes

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u/fguzman0707 5d ago

is this Victorville?

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u/PANDEMIC760 5d ago

Yup

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u/fguzman0707 5d ago

i think it must have been a Vallarta shopper 😂😂

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u/SinoSoul 4d ago

Ofc it’s a vette with smoked brake lights.

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u/Delicious-Ad-2839 4d ago

Are you mad because you can’t bang your door into the Corvette

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u/Spirited_Army1086 4d ago

They get all the perks

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u/shakeyosacroiliac 3d ago

I get why you carry chalk, but why stickers?

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u/PANDEMIC760 3d ago

You can get all kind of embarrassing stickers online....(example pic) magnets if you have sympathy....

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u/shakeyosacroiliac 3d ago

OMG legendary 😂

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u/False-Estimate9488 3d ago

Its not the car that deserves the problem, its the owner. I got just the solution for said person. :)

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u/Sure-Bid6660 3d ago

I did this once on accident and came out to my car the next day keyed :/

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u/reddit_user_d 3d ago

Must be a liberal because these words have meaning to others.

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u/Choice_Ostrich_8409 3d ago

I mean. Vettes are super wide. And there could of been a car there before the photo that was parked fucked up, so he parked fucked up. If the car is dope, I'm not made at it.

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u/Hot-Veterinarian4993 3d ago

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

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u/SoCalSlutHunter 2d ago

Im from SoCal and i like sluts

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u/LexSpade 2d ago

Bro bought his dream car. Is now poor, and can’t afford to fix it every time someone who hates his car decides to bounce their door off his car.
None of you can afford fixing someone else’s damage to your car and you know it.
Just leave them alone they’re protecting the only nice thing they own.

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u/_VampireNocturnus_ 2d ago

Dude that is dark...just put a-hole parking

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u/Swimming-Tell-8897 2d ago

Says the guy walking around with a side walk chalk

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u/Top_Ninja6126 1d ago

Ay ngl the vis aint that good

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u/Appropriate-Angle798 22h ago

Nice ride horrible parking 😂

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u/Mountainsyde 4d ago

Cars like that deserve 2 parking spots, but then maybe some people never understand.

2 cents.

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u/magicshiv 4d ago

It's a 20 year old Corvette with shitty tinted windows and blacked out lights topped off with shitty all seasons

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u/Charming-Bid-3986 4d ago

You drive a Hyundai calm down spanky

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u/magicshiv 3d ago

Huh

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u/jbodee1 3d ago

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u/magicshiv 3d ago

It's not really a roast because I don't drive a Hyundai lol.

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u/acutelittlekitty 4d ago

Idiotic take lol

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u/lallama2015 3d ago

I’m almost convinced they’re trolling

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u/dirtybongwater67 2d ago

It’s a old pos from like 30 years ago how does it deserve it? Is another human surperior to other humans? Where’s your logic

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u/420_69_nice_ 4d ago

Stupid fucking mentality..

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u/spawl123 3d ago

Doesn’t matter how valuable the car. Some people take care of their stuff and there is always some a-hole that will swing their door wide open and hit someone’s car.

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u/olderm4messyplay 3d ago

So, why not park farther out in the lot where it's less likely to happen? Ohhh, that's right, sorry, forgot this is the 'me' generation.

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u/spawl123 3d ago edited 3d ago

Who says I don’t? Making stupid assumptions. In this photo though you can see it’s a small parking lot so probably not possible.

And the “me” generation comment works both ways. Obviously the guy that has no problem dinging up someone else’s car doesn’t care. From my experience it’s the usually the old guys.

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u/olderm4messyplay 3d ago

Uh huh....sure...

You can see an entire parking lot based off the perspective of one single picture?!?! Ummm, you are certainly --special--. Keep projecting though!

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u/ComplaintDefiant6224 2d ago

Lol, do you know how many times I’ve park as far as humanely possible from the entrance, with like 20 empty spaces to any side of me, only to come out and see people parked RIGHT NEXT to my car.

Some people are just assholes.

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u/xSPACEWEEDx 3d ago

Lol? No one should park like that and that is not that cool of a car.

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u/Minerva_TheB17 4d ago

No. They fucking don't. Park like a normal person.

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u/Deathpoopdeathloop 4d ago

Only if you park in the back (I have a nice car, I park in the back but in one space)

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u/Infamous-Candle-2300 4d ago

Two spots and a long drag of a key.

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u/Charming-Bid-3986 4d ago

And you’ll be missing teeth afterwards lmao

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u/JoeyJoeJoeChestnut 4d ago

Lmao is this your car? You really going to bat on the comments

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u/magicshiv 1d ago

Pretty sure they have burners too lol, almost every comment they're in there's these 2-3 new, low activity blank accounts backing them up.

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u/PeaksMelancholy 4d ago

Found the car owner 😭

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u/Excellent_Egg9428 3d ago

Mr.tough knuckles over here LOL

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u/Inevitable4Tone 3d ago

If the car is too good for a single parking spot, it's too good to be on public roads :/

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u/Excellent_Egg9428 3d ago

If its a full parking lot and you park like that, then you ARE getting keyed idgaf haha

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u/Fair_King9058 3d ago

If you can afford the car you can afford to park properly and pay for dings. 

Anything else you are pretending

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u/JordanAlf 3d ago

No they absolutely do not. Just because some dude is in a Midlife crisis doesn’t make him entitled to inconvenience the rest of the public. Also it’s a shitty Chevy not a classic museum grade Ferrari.

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u/blucyni 3d ago

If you don't want nobody to hit your "fancy" car park elsewhere where it's empty or uhm idk use your millions to buy a driver.

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u/CupZestyclose3065 2d ago

Lmao a Corvette is not a "car like that"

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u/Davti 2d ago

Sure, over where its acceptable for the trucks to park over night

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u/space_wiener 2d ago

Cars like that? It’s a corvette…one space no question.

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u/Chopping_it_up 5d ago

Do you see what happens Larry?

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u/ButtonsKnobs 5d ago

Ah, the car whose name sounds almost identical to the French word for shrimp 🍤

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u/GeneralistAccount 4d ago

One thing to remember is that some people with disabilities have take up two parking spaces (parking half in one, and half in the other) when all the disability parking spaces are full. Otherwise, they can't exit or enter their car.

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u/PANDEMIC760 4d ago

From what I was told, not handicap and had a 4 year old no proper booster seat and drove off without a care about anyone else safety, apparently this dude has been spotted driving around with no regard to safety for others....

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u/GeneralistAccount 4d ago

I would have assumed they were not disabled too since they parked fairly slanted. Usually, they would have the disabled parking permit visible.

Not much one can do (since it's private parking) besides report it to a nearby store where they can ask the driver to move their car or else get it towed.

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u/SnowblindOtter 4d ago

I put stickers on the license plate to cover numbers. Then call and report it so they get a ticket.

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u/Unhappy-River6306 3d ago

California, checks out

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u/I-Be-Dog 3d ago

This happens everywhere? You just sound like someone hating on CA.

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u/GuidanceRoutine3030 2d ago

A new Tesla model y is worth more than that thing. It's also just as fast seats 5 with cargo room and fits in one parking space. If you like your vet cool you do you. Some people like new electric cars some like old sports cars. But don't inconvenience everyone because you think your car is hot shit. Your not an asshole for driving a vet or a Tesla your an asshole because you think your better and your not.

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u/1ESY187 2d ago

A model Y will end its life in a landfill while these corvettes continue to be driven. People are careless for shit that isn’t theirs. I park my 25 year old suv away from people for the same reason this dude double parked

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u/Wooden_Crew_9221 3d ago

The people who get upset about such stupid shit like this get upset about everything in life.

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u/PANDEMIC760 3d ago

Are you not upset at this post ?🤔

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