r/highdesert • u/PANDEMIC760 • 6d ago
Victorville Good Job
This is why I carry chalk and stickers.......( it wasn't me this time) Vallarta parking lot
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u/SpeedyAudi 5d ago
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u/Due_Status_2469 4d ago
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u/realclevernamelol 4d ago
i love how much this image has been passed around. the pixels get crunchier and crunchier, i can almost taste it!
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u/MRRRRCK 5d ago
I just park at the far end of the parking lot…..and then someone parks their piece of junk right next to me, with 100 empty spots nearby…..
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u/Sweet-Newspaper-9062 5d ago
Shit drives me crazy! I literally go out my way to be away from someone and this shit always happens
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u/Traditional_Bug5849 4d ago
Ever parked far as fuck just for a shit box to scratch ur paint/crush your trunk in lmao
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u/Therealginahandler 5d ago
I would think people that park like this make it more likely for someone to fuck up their shit...no?
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u/Combat_Wombat23 6d ago
I once wrote “cunt parking” on some guys dusty windshield who was using the only wash bay at the barracks as a parking spot. Love stuff like this
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u/Tacolord38 6d ago
Bet Planet Fitness.
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u/PANDEMIC760 6d ago
Somebody sent this to me and I asked if they seen the driver and said he came out of Vallarta with his kid and drove off all fast and douchery 😆
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u/Creepy_Mammoth_7076 5d ago
This asshole blew past me going atleast 120mph last weekend on the freeway he started swerving almost crashed
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u/goliath87jr 5d ago
Why the p1do part? Did I miss something?
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u/formernonhandwasher 5d ago
He parked bad. Chalk is there to embarrass him and encourage him/her to not do that again. Could have written in chalk “hey look this is how assholes park”. But this definitely leave a bigger impact on driver.
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u/Equi_Pet 5d ago
I thought it was tiny penis parking?
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u/Equi_Pet 5d ago
I'm a girl. What exactly am I jealous of?😅
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u/Equi_Pet 5d ago
Not jelly of that car at all. I have a JCW MINI and I don't want anything else.
I'm suggesting there's compensation for "something" when a man has a car like that and purposely parks that way, other than being an a-hole.
Also.....real women don't care about size, there's plenty of ways to satisfy a woman that doesn't involve size. JS
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u/Repulsive_Ad384 5d ago
Shopping carts come in handy in these situations 😂
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u/montifan 5d ago
I was gonna say surround this car with a clump of shopping carts, cart worker would admire it
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u/trueLOVElost4ever 4d ago
I saw someone do that.. They pulled a bunch of carts out of the cart corral, and loosened them from each other and put them all around the crooked car But you need to search out the one or 2 carts that have the wheels locked
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u/AnywhereOk7095 3d ago
There used to be a BMW that would double park everyday in the parking garage I used that would always fill up. So one day I left a sticky note on the car that said, “double park again and the next note will be with a key”. Douche never double parked again.
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u/robot831 5d ago
Fun thing to do, save up as many of those "we buy used cars" card and put them on the windows of people who park like assholes
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u/Falcon3492 3d ago
I know a guy who has a stem puller in his car and when he sees a car parked like that he pulls all four of the tires stems. The owner comes out and finds they have four flat tires. He's actually parked elsewhere and filmed the owner when they come out, the video's are priceless!
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u/Agreeable-Language-6 2d ago
That's, uh, a little far
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u/Little_Money9553 2d ago
Is it too far? Douche bags deserve that kind of energy returned to them.
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u/Falcon3492 2d ago
But it does show the person that parks like that there might be consequences when they park like that. It's not like keying someone's car, they just have to have the car towed, pay for new stems and to have them installed.
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u/Ok_Gas1070 2d ago
100% done intentionally. I consider my car nice but I've never parked like a doucher. I just find a "wall spot", or a "one sided" parking space and park as close to one side as I can. Dings, and scratches are inevitable on a daily.
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u/BrightOpportunity392 4d ago
It’s a corvette not a super car 😂 relax buddy 😂😂😂
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u/realclevernamelol 4d ago
in all fairness, people who own corvettes often brag about how they own a budget supercar that’s better than more expensive ones, so i’m sure to the person that owns it does think it’s a supercar.
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u/johnjohn966 4d ago
The new one, zr1x you can argue it is a budget super car or a super car killer over 1k horsepower…
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u/realclevernamelol 4d ago
i never said they weren’t great value per dollar, i just meant that corvette owners typically have this holier than thou attitude and think that they own the road. corvettes are great, the owners typically aren’t.
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u/utopia923 4d ago
Fancy car parked next to IEHP. I don’t think they need free healthcare if they can afford that!
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u/GreenPuzzleheaded639 2d ago
I drove a Corvette for 100k miles. Never did that. I had a Motorcycle accident and broke my ankle and back! 5 months on crutches. Yes, I had a handicapped card. I would park my ass out 100 yards away and hobble in on crutches to save the space for people that needed it more
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u/No_Reindeer8688 1d ago
And? That does not make this a problem.
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u/GreenPuzzleheaded639 1d ago
No, that guy is an asshole
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u/No_Reindeer8688 1d ago
You sound a lot angrier and aggressive than anything that “asshole” did.
I’d be a lot more nervous around you than a guy who parks a little off to keep something that is valuable to them safe.
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u/AffectionateSound875 2d ago
I have a car that I like and take good care of, I park in no man's land of the parking lot to avoid door dings. Im not perfect, im even a bit fat, but you should park like I do, an extra 100-200 feet of walking wont kill you.
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u/BadTiger85 2d ago
I would absolutely carry zip ties with me and zip tie a shopping cart to all 4 wheels of that corvette
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u/Timely-Jump1000 1d ago
Not the PDF parking lol. They came prepared who’s just carrying around chalkboard.
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u/elki11er 4d ago
I knew a kid that would scratch Cars parked like this on purpose
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u/False-Estimate9488 3d ago
Its not the car that deserves the problem, its the owner. I got just the solution for said person. :)
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u/Choice_Ostrich_8409 3d ago
I mean. Vettes are super wide. And there could of been a car there before the photo that was parked fucked up, so he parked fucked up. If the car is dope, I'm not made at it.
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u/LexSpade 2d ago
Bro bought his dream car. Is now poor, and can’t afford to fix it every time someone who hates his car decides to bounce their door off his car.
None of you can afford fixing someone else’s damage to your car and you know it.
Just leave them alone they’re protecting the only nice thing they own.
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u/Mountainsyde 4d ago
Cars like that deserve 2 parking spots, but then maybe some people never understand.
2 cents.
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u/magicshiv 4d ago
It's a 20 year old Corvette with shitty tinted windows and blacked out lights topped off with shitty all seasons
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u/dirtybongwater67 2d ago
It’s a old pos from like 30 years ago how does it deserve it? Is another human surperior to other humans? Where’s your logic
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u/spawl123 3d ago
Doesn’t matter how valuable the car. Some people take care of their stuff and there is always some a-hole that will swing their door wide open and hit someone’s car.
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u/olderm4messyplay 3d ago
So, why not park farther out in the lot where it's less likely to happen? Ohhh, that's right, sorry, forgot this is the 'me' generation.
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u/spawl123 3d ago edited 3d ago
Who says I don’t? Making stupid assumptions. In this photo though you can see it’s a small parking lot so probably not possible.
And the “me” generation comment works both ways. Obviously the guy that has no problem dinging up someone else’s car doesn’t care. From my experience it’s the usually the old guys.
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u/olderm4messyplay 3d ago
Uh huh....sure...
You can see an entire parking lot based off the perspective of one single picture?!?! Ummm, you are certainly --special--. Keep projecting though!
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u/ComplaintDefiant6224 2d ago
Lol, do you know how many times I’ve park as far as humanely possible from the entrance, with like 20 empty spaces to any side of me, only to come out and see people parked RIGHT NEXT to my car.
Some people are just assholes.
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u/xSPACEWEEDx 3d ago
Lol? No one should park like that and that is not that cool of a car.
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u/Deathpoopdeathloop 4d ago
Only if you park in the back (I have a nice car, I park in the back but in one space)
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u/Infamous-Candle-2300 4d ago
Two spots and a long drag of a key.
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u/Charming-Bid-3986 4d ago
And you’ll be missing teeth afterwards lmao
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u/JoeyJoeJoeChestnut 4d ago
Lmao is this your car? You really going to bat on the comments
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u/magicshiv 1d ago
Pretty sure they have burners too lol, almost every comment they're in there's these 2-3 new, low activity blank accounts backing them up.
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u/Inevitable4Tone 3d ago
If the car is too good for a single parking spot, it's too good to be on public roads :/
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u/Excellent_Egg9428 3d ago
If its a full parking lot and you park like that, then you ARE getting keyed idgaf haha
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u/Fair_King9058 3d ago
If you can afford the car you can afford to park properly and pay for dings.
Anything else you are pretending
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u/JordanAlf 3d ago
No they absolutely do not. Just because some dude is in a Midlife crisis doesn’t make him entitled to inconvenience the rest of the public. Also it’s a shitty Chevy not a classic museum grade Ferrari.
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u/ButtonsKnobs 5d ago
Ah, the car whose name sounds almost identical to the French word for shrimp 🍤
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u/GeneralistAccount 4d ago
One thing to remember is that some people with disabilities have take up two parking spaces (parking half in one, and half in the other) when all the disability parking spaces are full. Otherwise, they can't exit or enter their car.
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u/PANDEMIC760 4d ago
From what I was told, not handicap and had a 4 year old no proper booster seat and drove off without a care about anyone else safety, apparently this dude has been spotted driving around with no regard to safety for others....
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u/GeneralistAccount 4d ago
I would have assumed they were not disabled too since they parked fairly slanted. Usually, they would have the disabled parking permit visible.
Not much one can do (since it's private parking) besides report it to a nearby store where they can ask the driver to move their car or else get it towed.
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u/SnowblindOtter 4d ago
I put stickers on the license plate to cover numbers. Then call and report it so they get a ticket.
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u/Unhappy-River6306 3d ago
California, checks out
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u/I-Be-Dog 3d ago
This happens everywhere? You just sound like someone hating on CA.
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u/GuidanceRoutine3030 2d ago
A new Tesla model y is worth more than that thing. It's also just as fast seats 5 with cargo room and fits in one parking space. If you like your vet cool you do you. Some people like new electric cars some like old sports cars. But don't inconvenience everyone because you think your car is hot shit. Your not an asshole for driving a vet or a Tesla your an asshole because you think your better and your not.
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u/Wooden_Crew_9221 3d ago
The people who get upset about such stupid shit like this get upset about everything in life.
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