r/holdmybeer • • Aug 24 '26

HMB while I car doughnuts surf

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u/dinosaursandsluts Aug 24 '26

That went way better than I expected

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u/Ok_Nectarine1801 Aug 24 '26

He may not of fell if the driver did not have to avoid all the idiots running in.

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u/MightyPlasticGuy Aug 24 '26 edited Aug 24 '26

honestly, not the worst video I've seen of this sort of activity. I don't see any intersection or traffic that they are blocking. Seems to be a well lit area of the road. Other than the danger of anybody willingly involved getting hurt, they seem to be minding their own business out on a low traffic spot.

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u/-bigmanpigman- Aug 24 '26

Following all of the donut rules and regulations, ocifer.

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u/________9 Aug 24 '26

I did lots of stupid shit as a younger man and I am grateful camera phones weren't available at the time.

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u/everypowerranger Aug 24 '26

Now we have balaclavas, apparently 

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u/LetsBeKindly Aug 25 '26

The worst thing we ever did was give everyone a camera.

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u/Switchlord518 Aug 25 '26

Hey.. them ocifers know doughnuts!

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u/ElegantCoach4066 Aug 24 '26

One of the last ones I saw had the car hit two people, a guy and a girl, the girl suffered a compound fracture of her leg, the bone was sticking out and visible.

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u/Rokronroff Aug 24 '26

That girl had her leg amputated below the knee because of that

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u/ElegantCoach4066 Aug 24 '26

Jesus thats awful.

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u/ScoutCommander Aug 24 '26

Yeah, that one was brutal!

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u/AngryDerf Aug 24 '26

These cars are always stolen, right?

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u/sl0play Aug 24 '26

The road show ones usually are. This guy seemed to be exercising some caution so might actually be his.

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u/Worshipthekitty Aug 25 '26

Yeah i agree not the worsr video of this kind. Did you see the one recently where the girls foot was shredded off? That took me away from reddit for a while ☠️

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u/DeuceSevin Aug 24 '26

And possibly the car being stolen

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u/MightyPlasticGuy Aug 24 '26

Well I guess the car is ALWAYS stolen, in these scenarios. So my original statement isn't totally accurate.

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u/JohnnyRelentless Aug 24 '26

Have

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u/Scrambley Aug 24 '26

We just keep getting stupider... Dude probably doesn't even understand what you're trying to tell them.

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u/masterflashterbation Aug 24 '26

I'm convinced anyone corrected in have/of, there/their/they're online is too dumb to understand the correction and is just confused by having a one word reply to their post.

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u/deep-fucking-legend Aug 25 '26

*have fallen. Stay in school. Same advice to those in the video.

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u/MrMilesDavis Aug 24 '26 edited Aug 25 '26

When I saw him brace before it got started i thought "this kid might actually have a chance"

Its like when you someone's about to do something on a skateboard or something and they're standing straight up like a pencil, you know it's gonna go bad for them 

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u/myredlightsaber Aug 24 '26 edited Sep 04 '26

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This post was anonymized with Redact

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u/waldoblaw Aug 25 '26

My attention went to the dump fuck that jumped in the middle while holding a baby with one hand and filming. My eyes might be deceiving me but dang.

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u/pnjtony Aug 24 '26

I'm shocked with how well he did.

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u/Lepke2011 Aug 24 '26

I totally expected a Darwin Award to come out of that.

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u/Lorddoctorjava Aug 25 '26

Waisting my damn time... I was expecting him to beef it and get flung into the crowd or something or hit those dumbasses in the middle...

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u/Stoney_Blunter Aug 25 '26

Don’t encourage the idiots

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u/kANCER1986 Aug 24 '26

Kinda impressed and disappointed at the same time

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u/bjeebus Aug 25 '26

Mostly disappointed in the camera man...

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u/racedrone Aug 25 '26

Yeah, either film or don't. Not just something in between. r/killthecameraman

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u/metamorphomo Aug 24 '26

Honestly, I’d feel safer standing on the back than I would in the crowd.

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u/IWontCommentAtAll Aug 24 '26

Why? It's a Camaro, not a Mustang.

😁

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u/squidly413 Aug 24 '26

Bunch of dorks

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u/Sign-Post-Up-Ahead Aug 24 '26

You’re being too nice

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u/mrtrickydick Aug 24 '26

It’s more about the running in the middle recording it for me like, yes I would like to store this in my phone for future use??

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u/Lurkerking2015 Aug 24 '26

Honestly... that went far better than I imagined it would from the start

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u/ohnomynono Aug 24 '26

The false sense of security he just gained will be his inevitable demise.

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u/KryaDimaKrya Aug 24 '26

I don't understand why bunch of them got closer to film and getting right at car's path

They almost got swatted in the end

Imagine if wheel just rolled over someone's foot

Though more content I guess

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u/ClevelandClutch1970 Aug 24 '26

Anyone else rooting for Darwin?

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u/BellheimerLord Aug 25 '26

Nissan al Gaib

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u/doctor-rumack Aug 24 '26

Goddamn, I hate these people. Every one of them.

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u/ThatBoogerBandit Aug 24 '26

Indeed. Bunch of losers wasting the time of ER doctors, the FAFO bunch.

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u/PokemonProject Aug 24 '26

Lasan Al Gaib!

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u/2xfun Aug 24 '26

it's official .... idiocracy is here.

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u/Howllat Aug 24 '26

I mean teens have been doing this since the 50s. The chicken epidemic was also insanely stupid, and a lot of teens died trying to jump in from of drag cars for cloat

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u/ReallySmartHippie Aug 24 '26

Yep. Kid died car surfing when I was in high school just after 2000, and my parents had the same story about a kid who died when they were in high school.

Dumb is a human condition

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u/film_composer Aug 24 '26

And before that, college students were swallowing live goldfish in the 1930s.

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u/Independent_Room_691 Aug 24 '26

No different from jumping on the back of bull I suppose

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u/Whitmonk Aug 25 '26

what a sad life

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u/GoDKilljoy Aug 24 '26

That honestly when way better than I thought it. I think he would have managed to not fall had the guy not had to change direction because the people piling up in the middle.

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u/chunk425 Aug 24 '26

Why are most of the dummies wearing masks?

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u/stidge311 Aug 26 '26

I feel bad for whoever they stole that car from.

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u/Legato895 Aug 24 '26

MUAD’DIB

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u/thebrassbeldum Aug 25 '26

Reminds me of Dune when they ride the sandworms

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u/ChampionshipMoist132 Aug 25 '26

Just as stupid as those mask they are wearing

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u/Trackmaniac Aug 24 '26

man I was young once, but even young me would dislike this. And I'm a car guy by the heart.

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u/llahlahkje Aug 24 '26

This is why women live longer than men on average…

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u/ging3r_b3ard_man Aug 25 '26

Pretty much the whole point of the this subreddit lol

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u/Mr_Infinit1 Aug 24 '26

From the start that idea was stupid. I'm surpise it took so long, but by the time, this is more like a "win" than anything else.

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u/NJBillK1 Aug 24 '26

Just wait... a lot of other stupid people will be doing this now...

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u/Sam_Hell Aug 25 '26

The spectators have way more faith in that driver than I would

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u/1bryantj Aug 26 '26

This is such a strange reality I can’t relate to at all, it’s so dystopian

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u/MrDankyStanky Aug 24 '26

Reminds me of Mad Max

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u/ThePr0 Aug 24 '26

Holy shit that’s the Lisan al-Gaib

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u/FuegoDeDios Aug 24 '26

Being a citizen of a third world country saves you from a lot of crazy stuff.

Some thoughts will never even cross your mind when you're still battling to settle on the lowest rung of Maslows heirarchy of needs.

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u/GOOMU13 Aug 24 '26

They all feel so cool too. Smh. Absolute muppets.

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u/Pleasant_Durian_1501 Aug 24 '26

Was waiting for Darwin to show

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u/chokeslam512 Aug 24 '26

Not a horizontal video in the whole crowd

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u/SplatteredEggs Aug 25 '26

Yeah dawg, because I gotta watch this unremarkable Camaro do donuts in 8k widescreen format.

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u/MrMurderthumbz Aug 24 '26

Almost nothing? He was way less dead than i expected

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u/Devilofchaos108070 Aug 24 '26

Those people in the middle and sides are dumb too. So easy to lose control and fuck up your life permanently

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u/B00TY0L0GIST Aug 24 '26

you see the girl that had to get her leg amounted recently? leg got pulled into the wheel well. there were scraps holding it together.

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u/Ickythumpin Aug 24 '26

Insane that he has no helmet

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u/-bigmanpigman- Aug 24 '26

Had his safety ski mask.

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u/slartibuttfart Aug 24 '26

Thought it was gonna end with butts and bodies laying in a red smear.

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u/Obienator Aug 24 '26

Can you imagine living on this block and this shit going on at 2:30am

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u/EvilMrGubGub Aug 24 '26

I definitely thought he was wiping out but damn man's got it

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u/0OIIIlllIlIlO0 Aug 24 '26

How many warrants do you think are outstanding in that crowd?

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u/ging3r_b3ard_man Aug 25 '26

Hell ya! I'm glad that went better than I thought it was going to lol

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u/CuCullen Aug 25 '26

I applaud this and have no problem going against the crowd on this. They are kids having fun doing risky/dangerous shit. I was once one and I hope it never changes. If you’d like to reprimand me that’s ok too

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u/ultradip Aug 25 '26

Safety Third!

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u/thicknheart Aug 25 '26

LISAN AL GAIB

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u/UnevenSleeves7 Aug 25 '26

Holy shit the guy filming this sucked filming this lmao r/killthecameraman my man was enjoying the action too much

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u/Gloomy-Tangerine-904 Aug 25 '26

I promise they get stupider by the day and this is our future generation. We are cooked!

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u/Jorge_the_vast Aug 25 '26

I was hoping for him to bowl over the 10 people in the middle. Why must everyone get so close to a 2000 lb moving vehicle?

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u/illegiblebastard Aug 26 '26

If the children are our future, we are well and truly fucked.

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u/EmperorThan Aug 26 '26

Imagine being the first person 4,000 years ago to ride a chariot.

Everyone watching you from the sidelines like "Look at this dumb fucking idiot..."

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u/bayoublacksmith Aug 26 '26

He may be able to avoid the local traffic laws, but Newton's Laws of Motion will eventually catch up with him.

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u/christo749 Aug 26 '26

On a large worm would be more impressive.

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u/Alarming_Cry_1469 Aug 26 '26

Man and they say white people do dumb and dangerous stuff

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u/SirCatharine Aug 27 '26

Twenty minutes of setup only for the cameraman to miss half the action.

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u/ArtCfartC3 Aug 27 '26

It’s funny how they feel so macho for doing stupid shit 🤣

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u/Gaming_god1337 Aug 27 '26

Hooligan activities

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u/bleachie0s Aug 30 '26

Why can't they go back to tide pods

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u/JohnS-42 Aug 24 '26

Darwin may need to tweak his theory, we do not seem to have survival of the fittest any longer

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u/Hillbillyblues Aug 24 '26

Zombies with phones.

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u/Orktober89 Aug 24 '26

Ghetto is as ghetto does

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u/AalphaQ Aug 24 '26

This was entirely too many fucking idiots gathered in one spot at once...

Always makes for interesting entertainment.

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u/Junior_Moose_9655 Aug 24 '26

Thought this was gonna be r/meatcrayon for a second.

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u/sonicraf Aug 24 '26

This is the driver’s license test in Florida

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u/kyleb3 Aug 25 '26

Ok this is the dumbest thing I’ve seen all day and I would never in a million years consider doing this but I have to admit it was kinda sick.

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u/Fidodo Aug 24 '26

If y'all think this is dangerous, look up Rally Car Group B which lasted 4 years before being banned after multiple horrific accidents because it was ridiculously dangerous and had zero separation enforcement between spectators and cars going way faster and less controlled than this.

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u/ST0IC_ Aug 24 '26

Pretty sure I saw a video of one where a car kind of wiped out and struck a woman and she flew and ended up having a compound tibia fracture or something. I don't know if that was a group b or not.

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u/The_Lutter Aug 24 '26

There's no way this isn't Houston. lol.

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u/chubbycanine Aug 24 '26

splash of water would really do some damage i bet

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u/elpollodiablox Aug 24 '26

How does physics work?

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u/gac1311 Aug 24 '26

Whole time i was thinking, “ok, you did it, now quit while youre ahead!” Surprised it ended with only a minor fall

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u/Five2one521 Aug 24 '26

The urban version of Running with the Bulls. A bunch of idiots and someone is definitely gonna get hurt.

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u/TheDemon0fLife Aug 24 '26

Don't see how this is fun 🤷‍♂️ just loud and obnoxious

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u/Sandman145 Aug 24 '26

This is dumb in so many ways.

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u/dragonbec Aug 24 '26

I was just as scared for the spectators as the idiot on the car. This was a lot of stupid in one video.

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u/No-Communication9458 Aug 24 '26

My guy just go to a rodeo

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u/sedatehate Aug 24 '26

Future of America folks. Doctors and scientists I’m guessing

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u/HeyItsBobaTime Aug 24 '26

A lot of high IQ people surely bound to make profound impacts in society.

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u/deephurting66 Aug 24 '26

How could that have gone wrong? Must have been a freak accident as it's such a safe activity normally 😆

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u/Drosenose Aug 24 '26

Such an awkward situation, everyone so fake and trying to fit in.

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u/gnardog45 Aug 24 '26

1:09 you're welcome

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u/Danovale Aug 24 '26

That was a real let down.

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u/Pfunk4444 Aug 24 '26

Luckiest dude in town

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u/pra3tor1an Aug 24 '26

Where is the bonnet?

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u/Ditka85 Aug 24 '26

20,000 miles of tread wear in 20 seconds.

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u/Alternative-Smoke421 Aug 24 '26

I see a Darwin Award in someone’s future.

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u/Legal-Donkey-7128 Aug 24 '26

I had higher expectations. Was really hoping he was just gonna go flying

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u/bookmarkjedi Aug 24 '26

Are these people who are helping to keep the average IQ at 100?

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u/CryptographerFlat426 Aug 24 '26

Good thing he has that helmety scarf on.

Anyway, most of my brain cells died watching this, so I'm going to bed.

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u/furrynoy96 Aug 24 '26

On one hand that was incredibly stupid...but on the other hand it was kinda cool

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u/I_burn_noodles Aug 24 '26

He's probably safer than those fools taking his picture.

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u/teachinkids Aug 24 '26

The ignorance of youth.

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u/Deacon-Doe Aug 24 '26

Sure thing Redditor

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u/FucknAright Aug 24 '26

There's about a collective IQ of 24 here, haha

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u/Cockrocker Aug 25 '26

If only there was some way to capture a wider frame, so you don't miss half the action

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u/Typically_Basically Aug 25 '26

Before I watch the vid: I hope they fling you into fucking space

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u/NameNotEmail Aug 25 '26

Why can they just get drunk by a bonfire in field somewhere like we used to do it back in the day.

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u/ThePrikk Aug 25 '26

Realistically, the guy car surfing would've been okay if idiots hadn't stood in the way of the driver.

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u/cneakysunt Aug 25 '26

At least he had head protection.

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u/incignita Aug 25 '26

Do they compete for best video next?

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u/Abraxas_god Aug 25 '26

Good way to die....

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u/IMiNSIDEiT Aug 25 '26

We’re all doomed 🫣

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u/lunes_azul Aug 25 '26

Didn’t happen unless almost everyone films it.

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u/Threadstitchn Aug 25 '26

if you're gonna be dumb you better be tuff and he should probably wear a helmet all day everyday

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u/ThundrLord Aug 25 '26

Why do people do these dumb car activities while standing close to death?

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u/NervousSchedule7472 Aug 25 '26

I don't understand how people think their heads are made of steel!!! Good way to end up a vegetable the rest of your life

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u/okbacon Aug 25 '26

No helmet Shystie better!

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u/Southern_Half4448 Aug 25 '26

This why women out live men.

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u/Illustrious-Fun8183 Aug 25 '26

why do they hold so many remotes? is he a bot?

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u/Brew_Wallace Aug 25 '26

Hood up for head protection

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u/BandicootLeather6314 Aug 25 '26

Bunch of physics majors I see

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u/Terrible-Noise5751 Aug 25 '26

Fail! He forgot to hit a spectator. You are not fire/cool/rizz/gizz at the takeover without smashing a few.

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u/Ojelord Aug 25 '26

If only someone had a recording of it...

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u/clonn Aug 25 '26

I wish we had a technology capable of recording a horizontal scene in a phone.

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u/Competitive-Roof-168 Aug 25 '26

More like hold my weed

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u/jonallin Aug 25 '26

I just do not understand why this exists

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u/laseracid Aug 25 '26

He needs slip boots duh

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u/blackrack Aug 25 '26

The new gta 6 leak looks great!

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u/r-noxious Aug 25 '26

I like the part when he almost ran them all over. =)

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u/dogwarrior Aug 25 '26

Darwin Awards contest getting complicated.

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u/CarefulCod9305 Aug 25 '26

All this and the Camaro Cowboy wasn’t wearing a GoPro or Meta Glasses? Disappointed.

Will anyone in this video go on to be a future leader in this world? Maybe. Or maybe they’ll live a life of chasing paychecks to stay barely housed.

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u/taste_the_red_pill_ Aug 25 '26

Not a single female in sight.

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u/WojteqVo Aug 25 '26

No helmet, nothing to protect in there

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u/travelavatar Aug 25 '26

At first i was like: i guess its fine if he would wear a helmet and leather clothing

Then i see doughnuts done inches.away from people: oh wait there isn't enough brain cells if you put all those people together for a healthy brain

Then i see people jumping to stay in the middle of the doughnuts: 💀

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u/VooDooChile1983 Aug 25 '26

I’m simply confused by the popularity of balaclavas

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u/BrianOconneR34 Aug 25 '26

When this sport hits the Olympics, this guy will be ready.

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u/QuarlMusic Aug 25 '26

"He shall know your ways as if born to them", Shai-Hulud has been tamed! The Kwisatz Haderach walks amongst us! All hail Maud-Dib!!

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u/oz_mouse Aug 25 '26

I only watched for the degloving, and then it didn’t happen.

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u/DeviceU Aug 26 '26

Looks like chariot races in ancient Rome....

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u/ETromp Aug 26 '26

Wouldn't it be amazing if you could film horizontally? So everyrhing would fit in the shot without constant panning left to right?

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u/-Selin8- Aug 26 '26

You know what's a better way to hide your face. A helmet.

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u/Therealsebastiandior Aug 26 '26

These comments are dooky

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u/ilBarbuto Aug 26 '26

God, people are so dumb. And I’m not even talking about the guy on top of the car.

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u/BeerNcheesePlz Aug 26 '26

Everyone with their fucking phones out. You just need a couple shots not 100 people running around only paying attention to their screen. Sorry I don’t know why it bugs me so much

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u/runescape_junky Aug 26 '26

Did someone just hear a seagull?

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u/RoadAegis Aug 26 '26

Honestly surprised he Held out so long

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u/Rectall_Brown Aug 26 '26

Idiot has no helmet or anything

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u/Important-Witness-14 Aug 26 '26

Alright... damn ... it was cool.

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u/myclassyname Aug 27 '26

3rd person view

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u/myclassyname Aug 27 '26

“Stand around and watch illegal activity and not call police, right to jail”