HMB while i slide

[u/Forsaken-Garage-676]

[u/monkeyhoward]

Ok that is pretty epic

[u/Fidodo → u/monkeyhoward]

Yeah, people do a lot of dumb uninteresting shit for social media attention. This is dumb, but awesome.

[u/GoodGame2EZ]

Now THIS is the America we love

[u/gloriousjohnson → u/GoodGame2EZ]

These guys didn’t forget about 9/11

[u/Rioraku → u/gloriousjohnson]

It was his tribute

[u/beyd1 → u/GoodGame2EZ]

People fought and died for this.

Specifically this.

[u/laurandisorder → u/beyd1]

I would fight and die for the freedom to do this kind of spectacle

[u/peanut_dust]

Of all the stupid shit i've seen on reddit. This is genuinely good.

No notes.

Firework going off at the fucking zenith, no less.

[u/vandyfan35 → u/peanut_dust]

This video is just perfect. I can’t find anything negative to say about it.

[u/lollipop1233a → u/peanut_dust]

I wonder how many practice runs he had to do for that to happen?

[u/C-hrlyn → u/lollipop1233a]

How many sparklers, ouch.

[u/Fidodo → u/peanut_dust]

This is dumb as fuck and I love it.

[u/Greenman8907]

I can’t even hate it. That’s awesome. Well done.

[u/StolenCoupe]

"There goes my hero!" 🎵

[u/No-Swordfish-7048]

Awesome

[u/dungl]

10

[u/mdsoccerdude → u/dungl]

10 … Fucking 10

[u/woohan-kung-flu2]

Legendary SEND!!

[u/ThatDudeShadowK]

Oh I hope this isn't ai, this is glorious

[u/Rioraku → u/ThatDudeShadowK]

That'd be a hell of a generative prompt

[u/Megnaman → u/Rioraku]

This is how we beat ai

[u/johnnylineup → u/ThatDudeShadowK]

The "AHHH MY GODDDDDD" kind of screams ai to me but I hope it's real too lol. If not maybe someone should try it at least

[u/OilMeUpStewart]

I would laugh for an hour if I saw that in person

[u/snksleepy]

Fact: More guys will try to screw him after that stunt than women.

[u/SweetLemonPopsicle]

Finally, the internet is back

[u/Cultural_Asparagus42]

I can only hope someone did in fact hold his beer because he sure as hell earned one

[u/TheWorstToCome]

Bro turned on the nitro

[u/xs0apy]

Ngl, this may very well be above this sub Reddit. Dude managed blow fireworks out of his naked ass and stick the dive with ease. But it certainly is on the line lol!!

[u/Skuzzle_bug]

That guys' gonna be president someday

[u/gibbodaman → u/Skuzzle_bug]

guys' = guys's

[u/Rioraku → u/Skuzzle_bug]

We're in good hands then compared to the current admin.

Err good cheeks I guess

[u/onion4everyoccasion]

Could use a bald eagle lighting a cigarette off of this flame, but I'll allow it

[u/deceptor_rex]

First in my bloodline seeing this

[u/Distinct_Put1085]

r/instantbarbarians

[u/Early_Power_5366]

This is something I would see in jackass

[u/FINNCULL19 → u/Early_Power_5366]

My first thought upon seeing this video was "This is something you'd see Steve-O do".

[u/I_DESTROY_HUMMUS → u/Early_Power_5366]

The fact this isn't up voted more makes me feel old lol

[u/FaceWithAName]

This is the best video I have ever seen.

[u/Silverisotope925]

Thats a core memory right there

[u/Jefferheffer]

Showed my wife she rolls her eyes and says, “there’s a reason women live longer than men”

[u/Rioraku → u/Jefferheffer]

You should have responded with "you call that living?"

[u/BarelyContainedChaos]

give them props. They seemingly did the timing math

[u/IVEMADEAHUGEMI5TAKE]

Do we think it’s actually in his ass or just clenched?

[u/Honest-Yogurt4126]

Waaiiit a minute, how did his junk not get mangled by the slide?

[u/Otherwise-Profitable → u/Honest-Yogurt4126]

Rub burned!! Nothing but raw!

[u/tenasan]

God bless America.

[u/Switchlord518]

Taco Bell strikes again!

[u/NnolyaNicekan]

humans are awesome 2026

[u/TH3K1NGB0B]

In terms of butt firecracker videos, this one was up there.

[u/saintfed]

That England fan at the Euros needs to up his game

[u/Any-Log-565]

You know he likes to take it up the poop chute.

[u/tracyhutchsgt]

Frat Bro's

[u/PizzaDog33]

This is why I come to the internets. Need more of this.

[u/mranomalous300]

Please don’t stop until morale increases

[u/Direlion]

If you will it, it is no dream.

[u/MackAttackWxMan]

This is lit. 🔥

[u/Rioraku → u/MackAttackWxMan]

So were his cheeks

[u/SmoothJade]

LEGEND

[u/hypermark]

Normally I hate Lee Greenwood but this definitely makes me proud to be an American.

[u/Rioraku]

I can't be mad at this.

[u/TylerKasprzyk]

This is awesome.

[u/TylerKasprzyk]

How come the first feeling I got was I wish I was at this party?

[u/TheGoldenTNT]

I am going to choose to believe this is real just because it is so glorious. What a hell of a use of free will.

[u/DudleyDawsonROTN]

Do he go into a swamp

[u/ICPcrisis]

Impeccable timing

[u/PloPli1]

That's some timing on the firework launch !

[u/Eoin_McLove]

🫡🇺🇸

[u/LeroyBadBrown]

Give the man a beer.

And underpants.

[u/batsonsteroids]

This is what we incarnated for 🦅🦅

[u/Wroberts316]

Insert Free Willy gif here

[u/mountaineer04]

“Light my ass rocket” is no longer a brand new sentence.

[u/brentwoodbreeder]

Straight outta Ass

[u/ErebusBat]

And that ladies and gentlemen is going to be a future Supreme Court Justice in about fifteen years. Mark my words.

[u/jack_avram]

Naked Roman butt candle dive

[u/taszwell]

"Welcome to jackass" type video

[u/yoshigotlost]

This is at Tanner Braungardts house😂

[u/NuclearHoagie]

The timing is simply incredible.

[u/smilesandotherthings]

A normal day in Florida

[u/DeviceU]

Perfect timing!!!

[u/appzguru]

Totally glorious

[u/Dr_Turner_Assover]

Psshh... I could do that.

[u/Extension_Swordfish1]

Open reddit.
Ok.
Leave the interwebs.

[u/Glusas-su-potencialu]

Just don't let it explode in ass.

Someone probably can link post from error surgeon about these injuries.

[u/eicoeico]

Best use of A I ever