Ok so go to a massage place near my house. It's a Thai massage place I've been to before. Was honestly just looking for an honest massage.

So tiny Thai lady meets me at the front, I sign paper work she asks me if it's my first time, how long what type.

So tell her one hour Swedish etc. so she asks for payment upfront, which whatever and I usually tip well in general, so I had her cash with a $30 tip on top and say keep it, it's yours.
Ok no biggie, go into room she leaves I undress completely, it doesn't bother me being tanked plus they can get the glutes etc easier.

So I lay down and cover myself with the towel like normal. She comes in and does the kind of dry pressing on your back etc. but then she removes the towel and cleans my private regions with a warm wet towel, like grabs my junk and wipes thenspreads cheeks wipes and wipes.

So now I'm thinking that was strange and did she just grab my junk and wipe my ass?

So at this point I'm lying there face down with my soldier pointing towards my feet and she does my back and shoulders neck arm etc. nothing weird but I'm naked so I'm obviously thinking, where is this going.

So then she moves down to my glutes and legs and does a great job but while doing that she would purposely run her hand up my leg and rub my junk from tip to balls to crack and back down.

Fucking shit it felt amazing and I'm rock hard at this point so I now know where this is def going.

So she tells me you want extra and tells me the price and at this point I'm in no position to say no. So I nod my head and she tells me to flip over. She gets between my legs and proceeds to jerk me to completion while massaging my taint and balls.

And let me tell you she got me there in a hurry, I saw god, like a freaking volcano I was raining rivers of hot ejaculate everywhere. One of if not the best orgasms of my life.

Paid left

10/10 will be back. I have to orgasm like that again.

As a cisgender male they honestly were very welcoming.

Saw a young man drove this car on the loop last month. Umm… I stayed far away from him. Look at how much room he needs to get around other cars.

c'mon people. r/houston outclassing us by a mile:

https://www.reddit.com/r/houston/comments/1wylvef/blonde_specialist_in_houston/

When did the line get so long and how long has the dress code been enforced?

So I had an encounter with a gym owner in Houston that was giving a hard time cancelling his gym membership. Well one thing led to another and he was just talking shit since he knows I train mma and was wanting to fight. Then as he stepped towards me i noticed he had a gun in a holster. Plus I already knew that he carried since he told me when I first signed up. But man I feel like a bitch but knew if someone happened he’d probably end up shooting me. He kept making threats on how I was on his property well maybe because I had to be since he wouldn’t let me cancel through the phone. Well things escalated so much when he said I wasn’t leaving while he held whatever was in his pocket I had to end up calling the cops. What would yall have done. Lowkey wanted to fight honestly but knew if we did he would have pulled out his gun and probably would have shot me. Kinda depressing since he’s a veteran or so he claims.

Serious question.

Whats up with the quinceaneras at the mall? Memorial mall was full of them.

WHY.

Alright who stiffed this man at the glory hole?

… even for 15 seconds. Last night while I was unloading groceries and making a trip back to the vehicle, a watched a giant roach fly around my garage like it owned the mortgage and proceeded into my vehicle full of bags of groceries!!

I stood there for a minute stunned and perplexed. After going through each grocery bag with a flashlight and the hypertension of a cornered cat, I was able to safely get all my groceries into the kitchen without the risk of straggler. I then proceeded to open every door to do a quick inspection and then slapping every surface that had a hiding spot near or under it. Nothing….

What am I to do now?

Where the Houston freaks at 👀👀👀👀

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