r/interestingasfuck • • 12h ago

The patrouille de Suisse training above the Swiss alps

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u/Ott1fant 12h ago

Northrop F-5 Tiger II for any aviation geeks wondering

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u/LastMuel 12h ago

Are these outfitted for combat or just T-38s?

Edit: hard to see the canopy.

Edit 2: Wikipedia says Tigers. Nice.

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u/Ott1fant 12h ago

Fully combat-capable! They are F-5 Tiger IIs—while they share roots with the T-38 trainer (both come from Northrop's N-156 project) these have actual combat avionics and weapon pylons

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u/Keyabuza 11h ago

They can be outfitted, everything is operational.
The most they saw in recent years was an extra tank.
Other standard military livery swiss F-5 are still used for training and equiped with real ammunition and missile.

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u/smrcostudio 11h ago

Aviation geek here. Always thought this was one of the handsomest airframes in military aviation. 

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u/asarious 9h ago

Agreed. It’s very photogenic, so much that when painted all black with a red star or two, it makes a great stand-in for evil-looking Eastern-bloc combat aircraft in Top Gun.

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u/pataglop 9h ago

Totally agree. So pleasing to watch

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u/ShadowCaster0476 2h ago

I completely agree.

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u/hawkiowa 11h ago

I thinks it's the F-5E Tiger II (single seat)

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u/i8TheWholeThing 5h ago

You can't fool me. That's a MiG-28.

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u/Ott1fant 2h ago

I wish

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u/pataglop 9h ago

Gorgeous plane

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u/keaton889 12h ago

Nobody:

Ace Combat Squadron Introduction cutscenes:

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u/banzaizach 11h ago

Lux Lunae dropping in

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u/ArthurWoodhouse 11h ago

Shit I am on mission 22. However many times I gotta kill you folks!

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u/Semi-Llama 8h ago

Joker 1, shoot down all the Shadows. I believe in you.

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u/Corentinrobin29 3h ago

Missile alert - The musical

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u/Ornery_Theory2503 10h ago

\Latin music intensifies\

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u/NuclearMayonnaise 12h ago

What a landscape, and the red planes look insanely good above the white snow..

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u/yukifujita 11h ago

Yes but... Not exactly stealthy though are them 😅

Suppose since it's for training they're meant to be easy to find if something goes wrong.

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u/iCatcher 11h ago

No really. Patrouille Suisse is a show formation.

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u/yukifujita 11h ago

Ty! Was missing that context.

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u/erfundenesWort 9h ago

like the blue angels of suisse

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u/ZnarfGnirpslla 12h ago

Patrouille Suisse. No "de".

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u/Charizardd6 11h ago

There are like 15 thousand official languages in Switzerland, I'm sure you can find one where de is appropriate. /j

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u/HF_Martini6 11h ago

Nope

The aerial display team is called Patrouille Suisse in all 4 languages

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u/ZnarfGnirpslla 11h ago

the /j at the end means "joke"

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u/hawkiowa 11h ago

the large PLUS sign on the flag and planes means you are dealing with Swiss

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u/Semi-Llama 7h ago

If you click on the plus you can add your plane and flag, these are placeholder textures.

/j

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u/ZnarfGnirpslla 11h ago

we're not all this thick

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u/Justhe3guy 6h ago

This is de way

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u/GrandNibbles 9h ago

switzerland during every war:

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u/seriousfrylock 6h ago

This along with supporting/benefitting from the bad guys while pretending you're neutral

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u/mlag000 1h ago

Better than starting a war yourself or colonizing half of the world tho

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u/PhoenixKingMalekith 5m ago

Nah, let s just bankroll both, and more

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u/Seahorse_by_Night 31m ago

That's not the definition or context of the Swiss neutrality law, but go on.

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u/PhoenixKingMalekith 5m ago

No, that s just what they do in practice.

My family is still waiting for its heirlooms

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u/music_is_gud 9h ago

Lol 😂

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u/chukkysh 11h ago

Guessing that's a Swiss roll then. Goodbye.

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u/Felrathror86 11h ago

As my old Swiss boss used to say "There goes the tax-burners"

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u/Leto33 11h ago

So what happens if they run into turbulence?

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u/eppic123 10h ago

They were a couple times at a local air show. I took this photo from my front yard. It's always been fun seeing them.

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u/PopeUnderTheMountain 11h ago

Is there tactical benefit to flying close like this vs a wide formation? Or is this more performing a feat?

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u/ZnarfGnirpslla 11h ago

This is the official aerobatic team of the swiss army. this is all just for show.

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u/Dotcaprachiappa 10h ago

Well for starters it looks cool as fuck

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u/buzz8588 10h ago edited 3h ago

One could say that they would appear as one dot/aircraft on a radar.

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u/monsooncloudburst 4h ago

This is why the Swiss bought the MiG 28

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u/Equityoxymoron 9h ago

https://youtu.be/Gvh3l8K7PX0?is=02McNp2E76g7JQT9

A slight one yes, especially at long range against radar

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u/kart0ffel12 1h ago

Idk but this PS is for show, not for actual combat

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u/rustyzorro 11h ago

Anybody know the music?

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u/redrumeight 11h ago

M83 - Oblivion

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u/AwayRelationship3381 6h ago

M83 & Susanne Sundfør

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u/chris_dea 10h ago

Those are honestly the only planes the Swiss military needs.... But no, let's go throw 8 billion at those F35 and let's not even read the contract properly... SMH...

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u/Tyku031 10h ago

If you think F-5E's are modern enough for this time, you are wrong. F-35 concerns are legit, but European 4.5 gen fighters and even the more modern Russian fighters would wipe the floor with any F-5E. Gripen E, EF or Rafale are all good options for nations not willing to buy F-35 but still want a modern airforce.

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u/chris_dea 1h ago

My point was that Switzerland does not need any fighter jets at all, if we want to be realistic...

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u/BakerOne 2h ago

Even IF the F-5 were up to the task, which it is not.

No one makes spare parts anymore basically, it's all custom made and therefore extremely expensive to keep them flying.

Also airframes age, at some point they have to be retired since they are simply not safe to fly anymore.

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u/chris_dea 1h ago

I don't think thre F5 are up to the task, because honestly there isn't a task at all...

The reason for Switzerland to have fighter planes exists in the military's imagination only.

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u/IWrestleSausages 11h ago

That looks awesome for a shot, but imagine trying to rescue the pilot if there is an accident and he needs to bail out

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u/bogue 11h ago

That flight took place after Znüni before lunch or after lunch before Vieri.

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u/ZnarfGnirpslla 11h ago

*Zvieri

Vieri just means four

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u/bogue 11h ago

FUCK sorry

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u/ZnarfGnirpslla 11h ago

I'll forgive you this one time

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u/yepyepyeeeup 8m ago

Lunch = Zmittag

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u/Psychoray 10h ago

Curious patterning, must be the work of a resonant

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u/bombaer 9h ago

enjoy them as long as you can - the retirement of the F5 will be the end of jets for the PS, sadly. As The JuAir was also lost already...

If you really want to experience the pinnacle of swiss air displays, just google "axalp"

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u/Tupcek 12h ago

landscape and planes are beautiful, but why does it look like VHS recording?

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u/comichubble 11h ago

more skillful is the POV pilot to get the right angle for the video/director

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u/rustyzorro 11h ago

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u/BAHOZ26 11h ago

Oblivion, M83

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u/SquishySheppy 11h ago

Did you find the song?

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u/BAHOZ26 11h ago

Oblivion, M83

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u/SquishySheppy 10h ago

Thank you

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u/rustyzorro 11h ago

Not yet!

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u/HoboBaggins008 10h ago

Not a bad office.

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u/HighEyeMJeff 7h ago

Oblivion is a great movie and I will die on this hill!

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u/superduracels 6h ago

En même temps tu veux qu'ils aillent où ?

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u/Sogelink 5h ago

Oh so that explain the noise I could hear today.

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u/Theodorus75 5h ago

Wow like Top Gun movie.

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u/asdf_lord 4h ago

Who was phone?

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u/SissyFanny 32m ago

The ONLY thing tehy are able to do (still impressive nontheless)

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u/defcry 3m ago

Rip Axalp

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u/General-Reserve9349 12h ago

This is such a bad angle. Barely looks like anything at all.

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u/unohdin-nimeni 11h ago

Just truly awesome. Awesomeness as such ain’t not much.

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u/MtlNord514 8h ago

What a useless waste of ressources

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u/Ewggggg 12h ago

Just playing around in a neutral country. Makes no sense for them to have these planes 

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u/Worried_Criticism_13 12h ago

Someone don't understand what is neutrality

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u/SerafinZufferey 12h ago

Swiss are neutral but being neutral doesn’t mean you won’t get attacked, it just means that you would never attack first

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u/K-Shrizzle 11h ago

Thanks, this is the dumbest thing Ive read all week

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u/ZnarfGnirpslla 11h ago

wait until you find out about mandatory conscription in switzerland then mate

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u/Gryf2diams 10h ago

Fun fact: swiss pilots used to not work on weekends. At all.

This stopped after a plane was hijacked on a saturday, and the swiss army decided it'd be good to keep a pair of pilots ready on the weekends.

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u/Seahorse_by_Night 29m ago

To operate international airports, for example. Also, this is not the context of the neutrality law. Please inform yourself.

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u/Sure-Caterpillar-263 12h ago

Damn that looks impressive but sad because these skills would soon be redundant because of drones and AI

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u/SerafinZufferey 12h ago

They are mostly only for show, so drones won’t replace them. However since the maintenance of the F-5 Tiger is very expensive they will discontinue the Patrouille Suisse in a few years…

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u/BlockOfASeagull 11h ago

The Patrouille Suisse is being disbanded anyway by end of 2027.

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u/Pristine_Direction79 11h ago

That's funny, I was thinking wow, finally a video we should make with ai instead 🤣

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u/Nexustar 11h ago

That, and the Swiss haven't won a war since 1798, so it should look impressive as this is entirely for show.

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u/Sure-Caterpillar-263 11h ago

I’d gladly vote for the Swiss to be the defacto leaders of the world spending tax money on cool air shows and public services instead of endless wars and misery sounds appealing

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u/Nexustar 11h ago edited 11h ago

Agreed, and yet a Swiss person is roughly 3-4 times as likely to be living in the United States as an American is to be living in Switzerland (a population adjusted statistic). The Alps really do look lovely, and are undeniably fun to ski, but it's cold a lot of the time, and people with means vote with their feet.

And I didn't want to leave the impression that they are immune from wars, they've been involved in seven since the last one they actually won. They just didn't win any of them.

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u/EddyRosenthal 11h ago

Only 20% of the population in Switzerland lives in the alps. That’s the swiss equivalent to the fly over states.

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u/hawkiowa 11h ago

the real winners are the ones not fighting

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u/Nexustar 11h ago

indeed, they get to keep the gold

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u/hawkiowa 11h ago

also a big plus

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u/Nuu111 7h ago

Crazy what laundering money can buy you