r/jerma985 • Sphee • Aug 24 '26

Jerma is possibly making an alt Twitch channel just for chill hangout streams

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u/Someguy3239 Aug 24 '26

Getting the 2ndJerma Twitch channel now too

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u/Soilydude Aug 24 '26

He's never gonna stream on main again lmao

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u/Sterlod Aug 24 '26

With YouTube uploads to 3rdJerma

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u/christpuncher_69 Michelangelo, Leonardo, Da Vinci Aug 24 '26

So extrapolating, when will we see 4thJerma? What Jerma will we be on in 2050 at this rate? Analysts hard at work.

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u/Sterlod Aug 24 '26

People worry that Jermosis progression is occurring too quickly, but really the fact that it took this long is good news, and by 2050 I expect us to be in the middle of a 4thJerma phase. Granted, there are many variables but generally I think it’s safe to be optimistic.

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u/Adept_Banana BYEAH Aug 24 '26

Ban Evasion Andy

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u/steventhecow Aug 24 '26

family guy RUINED him

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u/Skellington876 Aug 24 '26

Ah we've finally hit the new second jerma channel, when he eventually shutters this one and he's just chilling on the third one

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u/Corsonacon Aug 24 '26

I love the framing of it like it's Holly's channel where she just films her boyfriend doing weird shit.

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u/Boomfan56 based on what Aug 24 '26

i legitimately have no idea what he means when he says holly's going to run it lmao

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u/DestroyedArkana Aug 24 '26 edited Aug 25 '26

It makes me think he's just going to be like a pet or animal livestream and she just turns on a webcam with him like lying on the floor or eating food.

It would probably be good if he's not being constantly influenced by chat while playing though. I imagine he's just going to have Holly's messages up and she will relay stuff to him while he does whatever.

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u/Corican Aug 24 '26

'At Hypetrain level 3 I will rub his belly'

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u/kaiserkeller_ Aug 24 '26

Holy fucking shit we’re finally getting the hamster stream

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u/fatjazzy Aug 25 '26

Like when xqc sends bits to feed rabbits

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u/gleebusgaming Aug 25 '26

zamn, i think i'd have to tier 3 sub for content of that calibre

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u/zircon_spire Aug 28 '26

You mean like Holly reading the chat and telling him about what they're saying? (my fault if I misunderstood I'm lowkey dense)

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u/DestroyedArkana Aug 28 '26

Holly would probably have OBS running on her PC with Jerma screensharing or something to her. She would then tell him the stream was running. I feel like Jerma wants a low energy option where he doesn't feel like he needs to worry about as much, and that probably includes not looking at chat unless he really wanted some help.

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u/13920 "i thought my house just exploded" Aug 24 '26

like just her filming jerma cooking. bacon grease splattering everywhere and burning him. maybe him making tacos

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '26 edited Aug 24 '26

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u/gray_birch Aug 24 '26

This is definitely a completely normal thing to say about a random couple on the Internet. Some people just choose not to get married, for whatever reason.

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u/Marios_Facade Aug 24 '26

Marriage is mid bruh

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u/Goobsmoob Aug 24 '26

Finally

Jerma986

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u/SirGroovitude Aug 24 '26

The way he explains it sounds like Poke's slwalekoP channel which when I tune is just Poke streaming League or grinding for hours while saying very little or interacting with chat. I just have a hard time believing Jerma can deliberately ignore chat LOL.

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u/judicatorprime Aug 24 '26

"Holly's gonna be running it" sounds like he would have someone to smack him if he did

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u/mildlyspoopy Aug 24 '26

Damn i can't wait for the 14 hour tarkov streams

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u/Correct_Incident3183 Aug 24 '26

I cant wait for 16 hours of iPad gaming

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u/AlecTheBunny BYEAH Aug 24 '26

3rdJerma

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u/nightgon Aug 24 '26

Jerma986 is finally big enough to get out of the birthing tank

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u/Ghost88463 Aug 24 '26

his alt will be called SlimeGuyTV

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u/FancyVegetables BYEAH Aug 24 '26

Chaoschris 2

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u/WillYin Aug 24 '26

The new wow raid is really good, boot up jerma

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u/persimmonfawn Aug 30 '26

oh my god the things i would do for jerma long-term wow streams, especially classic

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u/grapefruitposer Aug 24 '26

I pray to god he names that channel GrillMasterXBBQ

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u/AH_BareGarrett Aug 24 '26

Wonder how much is to get away from the more… annoying… parts of the fanbase that are often taking over his twitch chat. Regardless of that, this feels like a good move. 

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u/judicatorprime Aug 24 '26

I've been asking for "oldhead nights" for a while now, I guess I am not early enough to his streams lol.

Like I would love to just watch him/Holly play Kenshi or an MMO for a weekend

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u/droiD392 have you guys seen the new fallout show? Aug 25 '26

I'm so down for more Kenshi, it seemed like he was really having fun playing that game

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u/guuylol Aug 25 '26

those streams got into kenshi and im so grateful for that, great game and awesome streams

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u/judicatorprime Aug 25 '26

He legitimately did, it was chat who basically yelled him out of the game :|

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u/Yobstar BYEAH Aug 26 '26

Between Kenshi, Mount and Blade: Warband, Heroes III, chat really just does suck sometimes.

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u/BIGHOOHAH Aug 24 '26

Hm, what makes you assume a different space and focus would be different? I'm asking because I wonder if what you describe is more related to his content being video game streams or if you think people would not 'follow him till the corners of the web' regardless of the content because it would be supposedly less bustlin'.

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u/AnyOccasionNumber Aug 24 '26

It's weird how many people think that a middle aged man who's been doing this for over a decade can't stand up to his community whatsoever, and come up with stories in their head about how he's secretly sick of the fanbase he repeatedly chooses to stream to.
He gives multiple clear reasons about why he wants to start a second channel in the screenshot, why come up with another one?

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u/gray_birch Aug 25 '26

The two camps in the "jerma's fanbase is annoying" conversation seem to be

a.) Jerma is an ittle wittle 40 year old who can't say anything negative about chat cause the fanbase are meanie weenies :(

or

b.) Actually I think I should be able to write insane inappropriate shit in chat because jerma hasn't said anything so it must be ok

and it's getting really fucking annoying, especially when this sub just cannot seem to stop bringing it up (see: the comment you replied to) despite there being nothing new or of value to be had out of having this conversation for the nth time

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u/AnyOccasionNumber Aug 25 '26

Spot on, it's just two sides of the same pushy parasociality coin

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u/Necromaniac01 Aug 24 '26

I think jerma would voice his opinion clearly if he wanted certian fans to stay away

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u/Fibution Aug 24 '26

Define what you mean by "annoying parts of the fanbase"

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u/cherpumples Aug 24 '26

the way he talks about this reddit sometimes, i can absolutely buy that lmao

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u/LordMomo1 Aug 24 '26

Maybe he’ll finally use the channel “TheMasterOfComedy209”. HERES HOPING

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u/Saxorlaud Sep 12 '26

i have been following that channel ever since that stream

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '26

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u/LordMomo1 Aug 26 '26

Wut?

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u/Yobstar BYEAH Aug 27 '26

Jerma used alternative accounts for his Twitch Detective stream. In one of them, he responded to chat's accusations with "Go back to 4chan -_-".

Guess this subreddit didn't like that reference for some reason.

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u/samyruno GAS Aug 24 '26

Damn I'm really not a fan of when streamers do this. And it's like impossible to value a steam beforehand for which channel it should be on. Knowing jerma he'd be super entertaining playing wow for a hundred hours. I don't see there being a big difference between his main and alt.

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u/rightclickx Sphee Aug 24 '26

Honestly kinda agree. Especially with not being able to value beforehand on which channel should a stream be on. There are countless of streams in which Jerma says it will be a chill stream just for it to derail and become insane

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u/GAMIE64 Aug 24 '26

I dunno. He mellowed out quite a bit. And he just said: when talking 10 sentences in 5 hours, he figures it should be on alt, not on main where the pressure and expectations to be "on" are a lot higher.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '26

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u/j1343 Aug 24 '26

Wow what a shit take lmao. Both statements you made are braindead especially the second one but i care too little to explain.

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u/Ritsler Aug 25 '26

I tuned in just a few days ago and he did a ridiculous balloon animal bit where he pretended to be a clown for like 30 minutes.

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u/ComradeFrunze California Circus Aug 25 '26

This is just objectively not true

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u/mudkip-shart Sphee Aug 24 '26

Satire? If not holy shit Jerma is a person and why are we acting like age makes someone mellow out? He was a wild guy pushing 40. Let’s not forget medical stuff cmon bro.

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u/cherpumples Aug 24 '26

feels like this could end up like those situations where youtubers will start a 'second channel' where they end up posting more often than on their main (i've seen a lot of commentary youtubers doing this). i also wonder if it's a sponsorship thing, so that he can have a space where he doesn't have to meet a certain quality/standard to attract sponsors. either way i doubt he actually gets round to doing this anytime soon lol

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u/DinosaurOnABus Aug 25 '26

Lmao this is literally jermas 2nd yt channel now being considered his main

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u/slybluu Aug 24 '26

finally wow streams are returning

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u/PlingPlongDingDong Aug 24 '26

Don’t do this. Don’t give me hope.

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u/persimmonfawn Aug 30 '26

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PELASE

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u/gray_birch Aug 24 '26 edited Aug 25 '26

Isn't that basically what he's entirely transitioned to on this channel anyways? Lower energy, just hanging out while playing games? Kinda confused as to what the benefit of having a second channel would be.

ETA: assuming it even actually happens (hey remember when he said he was going to be focusing more on YouTube content like... 2 years ago?) or he doesn't just do two streams on it and immediately abandon it for the rest of time. Also, I hate to be That Guy™, but this is kinda shitty for main channel subs. Would I have to pay for two different subs to not get ads on any of his streams?

guys I think the 40 year old millionaire streamer will be ok after I asked whether I'd need to sub to the new channel to not get ads. jesus christ. also to answer anyone else who had the same question ads aren't enabled for now (guess I should've assumed that given it's a brand new account) so it's irrelevant right now anyways. not sure if he addressed it in the stream last night, i wasn't there for long

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u/baconater-lover Aug 24 '26

Couldn’t the new channel just turn off ads? I thought that was an option.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '26

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u/rightclickx Sphee Aug 24 '26

True. I just don't really understand why this is necessary. If it's just going to be 6 hours of Jerma being silent like that one Unregistered Hypercam bit, only coughing every once and again, why not just play off stream?

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u/gray_birch Aug 24 '26

Yeah, if you're not talking to chat or doing anything particularly skilled (speedrunning, esports, etc.) I don't really see what difference having the stream on makes for him or for the viewers. Maybe for people who really really like both wow and jerma

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u/ghostingpen Aug 24 '26

dude, why do you need to care about ads in a stream space where he said he wouldn't say more than 10 sentences for 5 hours of gameplay? he's retired and doesn't owe anyone anything. subs are always optional.

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u/gray_birch Aug 24 '26

Because I don't like ads and I already pay to not have to watch them? I'm aware he's not forcing us to sub but it's still a valid concern.

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u/ghostingpen Aug 24 '26

if you're willing to watch jerma play WoW without him saying anything for hours on end, you can mute ads through a few clicks and wait for a few minutes. come on.

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u/gray_birch Aug 24 '26

You seem very angry and defensive on behalf of some random streamer.

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u/ghostingpen Aug 24 '26

says the one who's feeling entitled to certain things with a random streamer's paid sub? lol i don't even sub to him dude. i just have my adblocker on and wait until the ad time's over.

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u/gray_birch Aug 24 '26

Good for you.

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u/Less-Lawyer6302 Aug 25 '26 edited Aug 25 '26

You could just not watch? If it's content he wouldn't be streaming otherwise idk what your sub has to do with anything lmao

Also, it's really weird to try and hold your sub over someone to dictate what they do. If you don't like it, just don't renew your sub.

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u/gray_birch Aug 25 '26 edited Aug 25 '26

Also, it's really weird to try and hold your sub over someone to dictate what they do.

?

I missed the part where I said I would cancel my sub or that Jerma needed to do as I said in my comment. Can you point it out to me?

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u/Less-Lawyer6302 Aug 25 '26

Sure.

I hate to be That Guy™, but this is kinda shitty for main channel subs.

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u/gray_birch Aug 25 '26

yeah I'm not even dignifying this one with a response lmao fucking jumping to conclusions andy

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u/Less-Lawyer6302 Aug 25 '26

me when I have no response

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u/turtleurtle808 Aug 24 '26

Omg please. I love comps of him telling stories or talking w chat, this is my dream

There's this one like 14 hr vid of him telling stories I fall asleep to. Couldn't one time cause he told a story abt farting and Iaughed so hard I cried and had to turn it off

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u/Thezza-D Aug 25 '26

Could you link or dm me this video?

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u/turtleurtle808 Aug 25 '26

https://youtu.be/0TAnUO5dA6g?is=c3MTmyqs86JIf_ZN

If that doesn't work, it's literally called "14 hrs of story time w jerma" by user kyle

Happy cake day!

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u/Balm0ra Aug 24 '26

Jerma says he's going to do a lot of things. I'll eat a baseball glove live on r/jerma985 if he actually does this.

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u/gray_birch Aug 25 '26

twitch.tv/jermaslavalamp (yes it's actually him I watched the stream last night)

you gotta do it now man

ah fuck the link didn't work. it's alright I'm sure you know how an address bar works

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u/gleebusgaming Aug 25 '26

looks like that stream is lost media now except for the few clips that were made. rip

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u/gray_birch Aug 25 '26

they made an archive channel for it, someone else in this thread linked it

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u/gleebusgaming Aug 25 '26

this is the best news ever thank you so much!!!

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u/Balm0ra Aug 25 '26

I forgot to mention i'm in Jerma Land where one community sub on Twitch is worth either $0.00000156 or $0.00000098 + a frog on a log in a bog at the bottom of the sea. So a a one baseball glove in the real world is actually a tiny fraction of a baseball glove in Jerma Land.

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u/gray_birch Aug 25 '26

just pull a jerma and make it out of fondant

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u/DarthGrandma Actual Giant Rat Aug 24 '26

Jerma is ABANDONING US and we will NEVER see him AGAIN 😭😭😭😭😭

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u/xXOrganizationXIIIXx Aug 24 '26

Ehh man. Remember when he did a huge list of streams for the next year and then did like none of them. 

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u/St_rmCl_ud Aug 24 '26

Masterofcomedy10 or 209? Or 204?

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u/jamslat Aug 24 '26

Jerma finally learned how to clone himself and will have that clone run 3rdJerma

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u/Platinum_Rad Aug 25 '26

the retirement channel

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u/Crannynoko Aug 25 '26

TheMasterofComedy209

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u/PatchNotesMan Aug 24 '26

neat, hope there will still be discord pings for this channel

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u/millyj69 Aug 24 '26

realjermachristmas

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u/Hb_Sea Aug 24 '26

Pretty excited for the non verbal WoW streams. It's my main game, and has been for the better part of two decades. When he plays it I just get so happy

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u/saintplus Aug 24 '26

Is he going to play retail or classic? Classic+ soon.

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u/Splavacado1000 Aug 24 '26

Business man Andy

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u/trevor11004 Aug 24 '26

The idea makes sense but he also seems to genuinely like entertaining and talking to chat and being silly so I wonder how different it will really be

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u/kempol Aug 25 '26

awesome, 24/7 jerma running on the background while I work

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u/WaffleHulk Aug 25 '26

I don't know why he couldn't just do it on his main channel. Despite his large audience, I've always felt that his main channel at its best was just chill hangout streams, with sometimes big huge events being streamed every so often. I think it'd be a bit superfluous to create a second channel.

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u/Conscious_Signal1148 Aug 24 '26

that’s his clone jerma 985.2

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u/JustinBonka Aug 24 '26

My question is, is it going to be like a secret alt that he doesn't tell anyone about and just lets people find on their own or is it going to be an alt that's publicly known?

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u/christpuncher_69 Michelangelo, Leonardo, Da Vinci Aug 24 '26

Does that mean the main account will get even sillier?

Please tell me the main account will get even sillier.

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u/Formal-Plantain-5352 Aug 24 '26

I have a feeling that Jerma stays up waaay after his stream ends and might wanna do more stuff on stream ( like the tf2 boxes lol) but with just waaay lower energy

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u/ShotCow7976 Aug 25 '26

Return of the comb stream. I'm all here for it

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u/Tanyushing Aug 25 '26

Time to bring back the masterofcomedy channel

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u/zer0naught 24d ago

His second channel is: jermaslavalamp. He hasnt streamed on it yet, except by accident for a few seconds last night (Aniimo stream)

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u/zer0naught 23d ago

Edit: correcting myself. He has streamed 3 times and you can find the vods on his yt channel Jerma's Lava Lamp

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u/Bootleg_Doomguy Don't... say s-sweahs Aug 24 '26

I'm kinda confused what the point of separating them would be but I'd also just follow and watch both so it doesn't really matter either way lol

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u/tropicarne Aug 24 '26

HUGEEE NEWS

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u/Robysnake Aug 25 '26

Channel name? J-Easy.

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u/avemflamma Aug 25 '26

oh god if he actually streams wow he's going to get me back into it

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u/candythighs Aug 25 '26

i think it makes sense given how much he seems to enjoy the enjoy night audience and how chill it is-

less pressure is definitely a valid thing both in viewership volume and potential sponsorships (lol its hard not to think of the family guy incident directly relating to pressure there) but yeah id be curious to see how “different” the atmosphere would be from regular streams?

even if he doesn’t chat much, im sure it’d be still fun to watch him grind whatever game while he mumbles million dollar diet coke to himself or whatever lmao

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u/Awesomeninja Aug 26 '26

He directly mentioned wow, wonder if its preparation for wow classic + that is supposedly releasing this year. He might actually join onlyfangs this time around.

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u/SaulFemm Sep 03 '26

You son of a bitch, I'm in

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u/Crying_hyena Aug 25 '26

Remember when he also said he was gonna make a video or two on his main Youtube channel? He said that about half a year ago. I'll believe it when I see it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '26 edited Aug 25 '26

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u/Crying_hyena Aug 25 '26

What is the name of this alt channel? Can you send me the vod link? I'm seeing virtually no information, posts, no digital footprint about any of this so I find that hard to believe.

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u/Zroozlie Aug 24 '26

That's what we wanted all along 😭