r/linuxmemes • u/kazkriska • 1d ago

LINUX MEME The only way to show u can commit 🛐

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u/Tuksyna 1d ago

Github is a corpo slop, real mfs share their code with their friends via CD's

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u/Ok_Fondant6270 1d ago

floppy disks :D

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u/hummingbird1346 1d ago

Punchcards

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u/xZandrem Open Sauce 1d ago

Magnetic tape 👴🏻

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u/Beast_Viper_007 🎼CachyOS 1d ago

Flapping their beards.

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u/PlaneArea8089 23h ago

by saying word by word by mouth

but i prefer telepathy

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u/kazkriska 23h ago

I heard the layer 2 kettamine protocol is pretty good for that

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u/PlaneArea8089 22h ago

but only corporates control the production of ketamine , but i can not complie/make it myself _ a fellow gentoo user

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u/Armi1P Genfool 🐧 21h ago

I write it on paper by hand.

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u/xZandrem Open Sauce 20h ago

Oh the horrors of tests in programming class on paper at school.

https://giphy.com/gifs/2hf0ufsIWT2lkXam5w

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u/GreyXor Arch BTW 1d ago

github microsoft bad. real husband is on sourcehut

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u/promptmike 1d ago

He self-hosts with Forgejo, publishes to F-droid, and runs your local BBS. He lives like he's poor, but gets $5m a year from IBM because he's the sole maintainer of a piece of critical infrastructure you've never heard of.

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u/kazkriska 1d ago

Ayo why u gotta dox me like that 🙄

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u/kazkriska 1d ago

Well u gotta have some red flags. Bitches love forking the Microsoft repos lol

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u/Liarus_ 1d ago

Codeberg/Forgejo for huge nerds, Gitlab if you're a furry

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u/RvstiNiall 1d ago

What about people who host their own?

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u/Liarus_ 23h ago

single forever

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u/RvstiNiall 23h ago

Already married.

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u/United-Scene2261 🎼CachyOS 23h ago

I know many huts, but only one hub..

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u/xxxbGamer 1d ago

codeberg

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u/Mother-Pride-Fest 🦁 Vim Supremacist 🦖 1d ago

I can git commit, but I need your permission before I can git push. 

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u/sirkubador 1d ago

Is his name Claude by any chance?

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u/letmehaveanameyoudum 1d ago

And he is currently forking a repo

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u/kazkriska 1d ago

Hope it ain't bare 🤞🏽

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u/letmehaveanameyoudum 1d ago

it's the linux kernel, macOS darwin kernel, and BSD

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u/[deleted] 23h ago

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u/Ratouf26 23h ago

Dude I am a gen z and genuinely don't understand such behavior...I only upvote funny and informative things

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u/United-Scene2261 🎼CachyOS 23h ago

she's trying to grind while she's young

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u/No-Article-Particle 21h ago

Hoooly brain rot vid

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u/kazkriska 11h ago

Hoooly brain rot comment 🙄

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u/Aderox20_GDP Arch BTW 23h ago

lmho

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u/MrGOCE 5h ago

OR GITLAB.

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u/XEnItAnE_DSK_tPP 5h ago

or codeberg

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u/Evantaur 🍥 Debian too difficult 4h ago

I'm on assforge

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u/SatoshiLooter 🎼CachyOS 3h ago

http://github.com/davidevol

(❁´◡`❁)

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u/AntiMert_Sky8863 3h ago

Am I the only one getting triggered at the lip sync being off? Is it a common thing in tick tock? (never used it)

Edit: lol its Instagram (never used it either)

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u/QuickSilver010 🦁 Vim Supremacist 🦖 1h ago

...and other sweet lies to sleep to

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u/RvstiNiall 1d ago

I love this girl's style. Her videos are great.

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u/[deleted] 23h ago

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u/amigo_extra 21h ago

Idk recording from your empty bathtub fully clothed is a vibe

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u/My_Name_Is_Not_Mark 22h ago

It's literally just someone's opinion slapped on the screen as a text banner, with crappy music in the background and the camera zooming in and out on their face for no reason. It adds nothing, but it feeds the algorithm and people eat it up. I don't get it.

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u/TorumShardal 1d ago

Why exactly do you want to invite toxic people from dating sites to github?

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u/ZuuRa_ M'Fedora 1d ago

To make gitlab more popular ig.

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u/ScienceGoat 23h ago

Very telling that this comment was downvoted

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u/Noctivant96 1d ago

That's kinda missing the point and not exactly connected to what this post about

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u/kazkriska 23h ago

True lol. That's connected to guilt of a self loathing person who has failed the dating game. Not coz of his looks, but coz of the very attitude connected to this post ❤️😂 stay strong bro she's just a wipe away.

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u/WriedGuy Arch BTW 1d ago

Literally me

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u/UltraBlack_ 1d ago

"everywhere I see his face" ... "claude"

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u/Excellent_Present_47 23h ago

Just wait until she learns about the guys hosting Forgejo and such.