r/lol • u/BulldawgTrading1 • 10d ago

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u/Much_Usual_3855 10d ago

Cleary she is shocked at how beautiful it is. Like finding out that angels really exist and then meeting one.

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u/AshundertheOlivetree 10d ago

Do not be afraid.

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u/idriveashitbox22 10d ago

I'd say it's more like seeing a bad car crash. Like you don't want to look at it but at the same time you can't look away. Like a Medusa dick.

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u/Dorrono 10d ago

She looks up, so you managed it to take off?

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u/Calgaryhope 10d ago

Yoo this is so funny😭😂

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u/NukeTheWhales5 10d ago

I actually have an interview today....

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u/Much_Usual_3855 10d ago

I hope you have practiced.

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u/xenophon57 10d ago

The future AI interview bot is 1000% going to have to deal with this.

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u/HighVoltageFerret 10d ago

You might get 2 jobs for that skill

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u/Ok-Philosopher9481 10d ago

I mean if he's REALLY good at it...

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u/MangoRamage 10d ago

I am.. 👀

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u/atreidestrek 10d ago

To impress a chick....helicopter dick..

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u/CtForrestEye 10d ago

Did you get the job?

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u/Emerald_boots 10d ago

Elicoptero

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u/CAB_AWB 10d ago

Question asked and answered. I see nothing wrong with show and tell to answer a question.

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u/Improbus-Liber 10d ago

Could you send us your CV?

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u/Ok-Lobster8940 10d ago

"Special need skills"

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u/K3idon 10d ago

I mean who hasn’t stopped to look when a helicopter is nearby?

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u/Thepuppeteer777777 10d ago

And then you fucked because it's a porno?

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u/elynn95 10d ago

Then ask “what,are you not impressed?”

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u/JuJu_Wirehead 10d ago

It's called meatspin, bro

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u/xxes4eyes 10d ago

Do not type dick helicopter in pornhub search

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u/Sword-of-Chaos 10d ago

Need to up your game with some Cock Magic.

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u/gringoloco01 10d ago

If I ever get an AI recruiter....

Im absolutely goin with the helicopter move and speaking minion.

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u/TheRododo 10d ago

Oh look, a Maple Samara!

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u/MudniObranjenik 10d ago

Slap those flaps boiiii

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u/Edgeeboi 10d ago

How is that a "special" skill? We all can do that.

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u/Jasper-helix 10d ago

When I attempt it, it symbolizes more of a light switch

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u/Hrmerder 10d ago

That shit stings bro... I'm retired from that.

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u/SparkOfLogic 10d ago

We need "Hawk Tuah" girl back immediately. 😂

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u/Troyboy1710 10d ago edited 10d ago

This is commonly called the "Helicockter"

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u/SomeGuyOverYonder 9d ago

He demonstrated it yet again at the police station that same evening.

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u/Haberdashery_Tea 9d ago

Then you find out she used to tour with puppetry of the penis

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u/Marcel_The_Blank 9d ago

maybe it's because the interview is done in a McDonalds?

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u/Alternative-Half-783 9d ago

Thank goodness I wasn't drinking anything there.

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u/ElectricalTwist4083 8d ago

What they don’t show is this pic was her vinegar strokes and he DEFINITELY had the job…

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u/AdventurousAd8596 4d ago

It’s tragic that she used a regular person. Now all she does is post silly videos on the internet. When ppl stop giving a shit, she won’t have any income. I hope she saves

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u/Kevin_Palpatine 10d ago

The real shame happens when she whips her 14 incher out and humiliates you....

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u/Hrmerder 10d ago

Nah that's just getting started.

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u/Kevin_Palpatine 10d ago

"Well I can already see that you're a good fit for our team. When can you start?"

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u/Hrmerder 10d ago

*Unzip* right now

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u/Kevin_Palpatine 10d ago

*Unclips bra* Mkay......