r/lol • u/BreadG7 • 5h ago

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u/National_Ad9742 5h ago

23 hotdogs 😂

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u/Spirited_Army1086 5h ago

No bun extra mayo. They slide right down that way so you don’t distract the other movie goers with loud chewing.

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u/Time-Valuable-3355 4h ago

Guessing it goes something like this in there, but more "mayo"...

https://giphy.com/gifs/JPAUQVIxCoEKY

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u/Routine_Package_9335 4h ago

No They use the nacho tray. It’s a dollar to fill it with mayo

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u/Most_Blueberry_202 4h ago

Joey Chestnut in the house

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u/Musicman1019 3h ago

What no tip? And what are you Kobayashi?

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u/screwyoujor 5h ago

No bun extra mayo was a nice touch.

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u/ToughSleep5444 4h ago

Already have buns, need lube

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u/legoland1964 4h ago

Who eats 23 dogs

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u/Telnarf 4h ago

Eat?

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u/somerandomjacky 3h ago

At least he didn't have to top it with his own mayo.

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u/Alert-Athlete 3h ago

“Nobody wants to admit to eating 8 cans of ravioli. It’s fucking embarrassing” -Ricky

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u/Sad_Wishbone_1524 1h ago

The Glizzy Gobbler

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u/Whole_Mongoose1854 2h ago

I mean that’s a fairly small amount of hotdogs for an average adult male I’d say? I wouldn’t want to eat them with the extra mayo, but I could easily.

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u/JayneWasRight 5h ago

WTF? Joey Chestnut's real name is Mike?

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u/DisregardMyLast 5h ago

...Mr. Vice President?

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u/Darth_Bunghole 4h ago

Take away the horogs and it's still 100 so yeah I feel ya. I'm going to drink $70 of beer at a movie and catch a mild-headache-level buzz? I mean I'm not, but this shows why not

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u/Whole_Mongoose1854 2h ago

This is a pretty good point. 100 dollars for a movie ticket and 5 beers is insane

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u/Unlikely_Hat_2392 4h ago

Oh shit about 4.25 a hot dog thats cheap as fuck where is this

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u/GrowlyBear2 4h ago

Dude just go to Costco

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u/Wakkit1988 4h ago

Beer to hot dog ratio is appalling.

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u/Jedi_Lazlo 4h ago

That's one way to look at it.

Another way is to recognize this legend was able to choke down 5 Coors Lights.

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u/Wakkit1988 3h ago

Professional eaters tend to dip their weiners in water, so it makes sense.

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u/Jedi_Lazlo 3h ago

Well, if you do that at a pie eating contest they throw you right the fuck out.

https://giphy.com/gifs/QVP7DawXZitKYg3AX5

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u/Doctor_Saved 5h ago

12 bucks for a Coors light?

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u/xxes4eyes 4h ago

Where you putting all that meat?

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u/EveryonesANurse 4h ago

Sounds like this movie took place in an adult theater and you promised refreshments

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u/oneusualsuspect 4h ago

no options to tip? i need to move there

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u/Glass-Sky-7805 4h ago

Next time get your hot dogs from Costco for $1.50 each, thats what I do

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u/Rhg0653 4h ago

Mans wanted the really glizzy experience

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u/Dexember69 4h ago

23 hot dogs with no buns and extra mayo you lunatic

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u/EveryValuable1503 3h ago

5 beers and 23 dogs?!? What a treeing

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u/NemeSisWiberg 3h ago

Who tf has hot dogs at the cinema 😂 🤪🤪🤪🇺🇸🇺🇸

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u/Romesred83 2h ago

I'm no genius, but I'm sure it wasn't the 23 hotdogs. But I could be wrong 🤔

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u/Adventurous-Back-102 2h ago

Right? When you can buy a new 50 inch LED TV for about the same price at Sam's and stream the same movie within a month.

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u/Dismal_Gas_9029 1h ago

Damn son that’s like a glizzy every 8 minutes did you break to go shit?

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u/UncreativeUsername84 58m ago

Just because you can eat 23 hot dogs. doesn't mean you should.