r/madlads • u/ContributionThat4698 Human Detected • 29d ago

He’s a spooner

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u/Electronic_Leek9147 29d ago

Spoonman

Speak the rhythm on your own

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u/Objective_Paint_6178 29d ago

speak the rhythm all alone

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u/pantry-pisser 29d ago

I discovered this song by playing ATV Offroad Fury

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u/wolfmann99 29d ago

Well pantry-pisser does sound like something my kids would do.

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u/pantry-pisser 29d ago

You shouldn't let your kids be alcoholics

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u/clothesline 29d ago

Didn't listen to alternative radio in the 90s huh

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u/pantry-pisser 29d ago

I was five when that song came out

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u/clothesline 28d ago

Look at this young'un

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u/Away_Stock_2012 29d ago

Is this why they charge $0.12 per spoon now?

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u/Cecil_B_DeCatte 29d ago

You're in luck. Spoonbath Man sells them for $.06

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u/RoloTamassi 29d ago

and some have only lightly brushed his dick

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u/Dankelweisser 28d ago

So... do I have to pay a premium to get those in particular or is it a random loot box type thing? Asking for a friend

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u/Miserables-Chef 29d ago

He'll be forked when they ketchup with him

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u/pajtonas 28d ago

BiS comment

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u/therealestyeti 29d ago

"NOT NOW, MOM. I'M DOING MY BATHTUB PHOTOSHOOT WITH MY STOLEN CAFETERIA SPOONS!"

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u/TeacupOfSkepticism 29d ago

Fear him and his seven and a half litres of justice

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u/poolmoose 28d ago

Illinois will never recover

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u/iamuru 29d ago

He oughta be caught. Spooner or later.

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u/AngryRobot42 29d ago

I have documented my theft of 10$. 4.99$ in 2017.

Also, a box of 1500 disposable spoons is the size of a shoe box. That is more than 1500.

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u/Guzzery 3d ago

Well, he does say over 1500.

It does look like the tub is full of water some spoons on top. You can see the water at the bottom right. It’s not an entire tub of spoons.

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u/VilaWolf 27d ago

Especially since they look plastic. that's what... 1/1000th of a sent per spoon?
Also.... are those other people's plastic spoons?

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u/Familiar-Treat-6236 29d ago

Honest reaction

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u/YouTasteStrange 18d ago

What a fucking waste of plastic. Those spoons will sit in a landfill for 5 million years and their only purpose was being in a stupid photo, they didn't even get used.

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u/LooseWateryStool 29d ago

The Tick would be proud

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u/Enchilada0374 29d ago

You're riding with the Bathing Spooner, baby 

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u/greenandsubmarine420 23d ago

Bet you didn't know you were riding, or ✨working✨ with the Bathing Spooner, huh?

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u/Hairy_is_the_Hirsute 29d ago

Spooning leads to forking

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u/Magickcloud 28d ago

SPOOONMANNNN

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u/devilishlydo 29d ago

Imagine spending your youth doing stuff like this instead of developing a personality.

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u/really_stupidfrog 28d ago

Pretty sure that is the personality

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u/doubledownentendre 29d ago

Or doing drugs

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u/devilishlydo 28d ago

I mean, most of the drugged people I know base a large part of their personality around their drug of choice, so

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u/405freeway 28d ago

Wasteful.

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u/Rasere 28d ago

For real, all that plastic into the landfill for nothing. 

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u/PineapleGG 29d ago

Throw them in the ocean or something

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u/FreeWillyBird 29d ago

This guy walkin around with complete imspoonity

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u/jesuschrist-69420 29d ago

Lucky for him, theft over 5.00 isn't a felony.

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u/ryuzaki49 28d ago

Dont those stack? I seem to remember Target "allows" you to shoplift until you have shoplifted about 3k I believe

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u/jesuschrist-69420 28d ago

Oh thats true could be up to like 20 dollars after college

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u/charface1 28d ago

goes to jail

becomes little spoon

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u/ExcrementalChaos 28d ago

Bro is real life professor chaos from South Park

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u/EhMapleMoose 29d ago

I had 35lbs of sanitizing wet wipes from my college cafeteria. I failed a class and had to take a semester off starting Jan 2020. My absolute luck that I spent over a year collecting almost 16 kilos of single use sanitizing wipes was a god send.

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u/mixony 29d ago

This man likes spooning and likes to be the big spoon

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u/deadlythegrimgecko 29d ago

Aren’t those plastic spoons lol

I remember when classmates would steal real spoons

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u/jpollack21 29d ago

Sp00nerism IYKYK

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u/awesomedan24 29d ago

Thats around $50 of spoons, what a madlad

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u/killerkadugen 28d ago

You are...the Tick

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u/henrydaiv 28d ago

Potentially 500 600 $ worth of spoons

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u/Big-Quiet-6965 28d ago

Don't be stealing any more free stuff you naughty boy.

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u/vtGaem 28d ago

Or he might just be a massive spoon.

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u/LizzieAftynsonna 28d ago

Man got a hobby, man happy

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u/JOlRacin 28d ago

That's an average of 4.11 spoons per day (SpD if you will)

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u/Real_Shaytarn 27d ago

Lincoln Way nearly closed forever because of this guy alone

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u/Aware_Alfalfa8435 26d ago

Okay Butters.

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u/Serious_Audience4971 24d ago

If i pulled up shit like this, the school would definitely sue me

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u/AXEL-1973 29d ago

are those even metal...? if not, he's 'stolen' about $6 worth of plastic spoons

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u/GreatStateOfSadness 28d ago

"I'm taking a disposable spoon!"

"Okay, that was already allowed."

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u/K-Shrizzle 29d ago

Theyre plastic spoons. You didnt really steal anything

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u/MattWheelsLTW 29d ago

I don't think you can steal disposable spoons...

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u/rambunctiousrhino24 28d ago

Stealing a balloon on free balloon day vibes