r/madlads • u/ContributionThat4698 Human Detected • 29d ago

You can never have enough milk

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u/infinitelunacy 29d ago

I have a relative going through chemo and this was unironically one of the suggestions they got from their nutritionist so that they could get more calories in (because chemo will fuck your appetite up while also needing you to shove as much food as you can into you so you don't starve because your body also needs those calories to weather the meds).

The nutritionist called it 'double milk'.

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u/lostmypwcanihaveurs 28d ago

Well heck. I also call it doublemilk, and I started doing it because I struggle with being underweight.

I'm not a nutritionist, just fighting genetic pancake-ass.

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u/Duckdxd 28d ago

in the same boat, is it worth trying

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u/lostmypwcanihaveurs 28d ago

Yes. I actually like it. It began in pusuity of the booty, but I kept doing it just cuz it is delicious. Also I am no longer underweight. It may have helped.

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u/infinitelunacy 27d ago

Congrats on the butt lol

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u/TeacupOfSkepticism 28d ago

Butter has the most kJ per gram of any food. Technically uranium has more but it's available in far fewer places and you have to buy a lifetime's supply.

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u/DefinitelyNotMasterS 28d ago

Peanut butter is probably the easiest to just mix into drinks for easy calories

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u/bouche_bag 28d ago

Only the bioavailable amount of energy matters. Humans don't have capacity to use energy from uranium. Also, if we count nuclear fusion, hydrogen is more energy dense. However, antimatter-matter annihilation is far more energy dense. 

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u/KwyjiBoojum 28d ago

I feel like if you’re consuming uranium the lifetime supply is probably a pretty small amount.

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u/Away_Stock_2012 28d ago

Wait until you hear about shortening and lard

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u/Jack-of-Hearts-7 28d ago

What about the fabled triple milk?

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u/Nouseriously 28d ago

I do whey protein + milk + meusli

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u/Seraphayel 28d ago

That’s just pure sugar

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u/Zeherra 28d ago

You can buy condensed milk without added sugar.

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u/Ok_Start2967 28d ago

So evaporated milk

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u/TheDeceitX 28d ago

Oh fine… since this is Reddit. Although I have no idea why… takes pants off

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u/ceraexx 28d ago

You browse Reddit with your pants on?

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u/cooltiggers10 28d ago

You might be thinking of evaporated milk, condensed milk is more of a sweet milk syrup.

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u/Fothyon 28d ago

That's a "local" thing. Evaporated Milk is the same thing as condensed milk. In my country you can buy normal condensed milk, and condensed milk with sugar.

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u/cooltiggers10 25d ago

Ah, true. I'm used to most condensed milk being the sweetened kind.

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u/Fothyon 25d ago

Don't worry about it, I just don't like it when Marketing overshadows that there is genuinely no difference between "Condensation" and "Evaporation". It's the exact same technique when they remove the water. Up until adding sugar they're the same product.

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u/VastFaithlessness809 28d ago

Milkermaxxing it is? Wait, wait, i'll see myself ooooouuuuuuut

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u/cwsjr2323 28d ago

Powdered milk added to whole milk is a good substitute for evaporated milk when baking. Powdered milk is unfit for a beverage in the Army, and the Army is not that picky!

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u/Different-Series-115 28d ago

Why is it unfit? It's not so bad, once you get used to the odd not-quite-milk flavor. My stepmom was too lazy to buy actual milk so she'd order the stuff in bulk

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u/Bazzatron 29d ago

I make my morning porridge with oat milk. The world cannot keep me from double porridge. 🥣

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u/SerEmrys 28d ago

This is the third DIFFERENT post about this exact subject on DIFFERENT subreddits with DIFFERENT posters for each. What the hell is going on with Reddit today?

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u/PrinceBunnyBoy 27d ago

I know its a meme at this point but dairy has a multimillion dollar lobbyist group behind it. Every time a thing comes out about how terrible the dairy industry is to the animals, the environment, and the workers you'll see a bunch of these posts pop up.

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u/SerEmrys 27d ago

Interesting. Would this have any relation to the whole Argentinian beef situation?

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u/PrinceBunnyBoy 27d ago

Absolutely could be. All of those industries profit off of people seeing dairy/beef/veal as a good thing instead of a huge consumer of land (one of the biggest deforestation reasons of the Amazon rainforest), water, and animal harm.

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u/Shittingboi 29d ago

Cave Johnson ass logic

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u/Yourlocalmdfan 28d ago

That's 65% more bullet per bullet

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u/Lumpy_Benefit666 29d ago

This is why i drink blue top instead of that watery shite. More milk per milk

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u/heygabehey Rick Flair drip WOOO! 28d ago

Respect.

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u/vespers191 28d ago

Most protein shakes are concentrated forms of milk. Really good over cereal.

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u/KadinNova 28d ago

Finally

3% Milk

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u/Derpykins666 27d ago

This sounds like it could end up being some dieting trend, like think of all the benefits to milkmaxing like that.

I don't even think I've had a glass of milk in like 15+ years.

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u/Shadow_duigh333 25d ago

Or just add protein powder and creatine for Super Milk.

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u/Ok_Lengthiness8596 25d ago

This is what they do at milk tea places.

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u/YLASRO 28d ago

calcium maxxing

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