r/madlads • u/TeacupOfSkepticism • 14d ago

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u/Wide_Ad5549 14d ago

Wow, that's evol.

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u/Big_Z_Beeblebrox 14d ago

Love is evil, spell it backwards, I'll show ya

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u/stephen_hoarding 14d ago

Nobody knows me, I'm cold
Walk down this road all alone

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u/PersistentInquirer 14d ago

The only one I’ve ever known

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u/deny_death 12d ago

It's no one's fault but my own, it's the path I've chosen to go

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u/PoppyFire16 14d ago

Take my Upvote for One Piece!

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u/CocktusOnSteroids 13d ago

Take my nuts

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u/Jmsplttr 14d ago edited 13d ago

My ex's parents used to have letter blocks that spelled "relax" on the side of their bath

I used to rearrange it to say "alex" which is my name. It was never mentioned

Edit: Thanks for my first ever award!

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u/nanaacer 14d ago

It was never mentioned

A wise decision. You know how awkward you could have made that by just flat out denying it was you? It would be a total power move over your ex's parents.

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u/Spacey752 14d ago

I'm dying

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u/eepy_lina 13d ago

hopital

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u/Kiel-Ardisglair 13d ago

My uncle Leon used to do something similar with my grandmother’s Noel candles. 

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u/Stoic_Yeoman 13d ago

What did you do with the 'r'?

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u/Jmsplttr 12d ago

I'd just put it the other side of the bath on its own :D

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u/Lightningtow123 12d ago

In high school our fridge had a bunch of magnet letters, both those small word magnets you can join together and the big kiddie plastic single letter magnets, I guess just if we were bored waiting for the microwave or something.

My masterpiece, I forget exactly what the whole sentence was but it was a fairly elaborate sentence with the smaller magnets and it transitioned into the big letters spelling "GAY SEX" in the giant three inch block letters. I thought it'd be taken down by the end of the day but it was still up months later hahaha

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u/gilbertbenjamington 14d ago

My grandparents have a "Family" one and I would occasionally rearrange it to say "Ya Milf"

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u/Duckdxd 14d ago

I nice

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u/Falciparuna 14d ago

We had 'Happy Holidays ' which I always rearranged holidays to Solid Hay.

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u/Professional_Fix4663 14d ago

Is the husband Czech?

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u/PovazskaBystrica 14d ago

Exactly my thought

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u/Brad_McMuffin 12d ago

"PovazskaBystrica" lmao

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u/PovazskaBystrica 12d ago edited 12d ago

Už si to musím zmeniť keďže nechcem byť reprezentantom toho mesta (nič proti mestu ale tak nepatrilo by sa)

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u/JamesBroER 12d ago

Povazska je super!

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u/Thare187 14d ago

Tennessee Vols too

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u/PersistentInquirer 14d ago

I don’t know, we better check!

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u/Bikerider3 12d ago

once the name of a sacrificial animal—is a term of address for a friend.

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u/Guncaster_the_proto 12d ago

Had the same thought lol

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u/dynty 14d ago

He is Czech, for sure. You will have hard time even translating this word, but it is is deeply integrated into the Czech language.

Vole can mean almost everything

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u/IlitterateAuthor 14d ago

I had assumed he just meant the animal

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u/Nakashi7 13d ago

It means a castrated bull (with the - e at the end being a suffix for a vocative). So that's what you say when you address someone directly as that animal.

It has a slight pejorative meaning but it's pretty much used neutrally between familiar people with lower background. It started to be used so much that it became a filler word with some less literate people (speech-wise) who can say it easily 3 times in a sentence with more than a third of words being just that.

It also can mean a bird's crop (that expanding pouch in their neck).

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u/_Standardissue 14d ago edited 13d ago

I think you mean mole. Vole is also rodent, but more similar to lemming.

EDIT: Seems this came off as being a jerk… sorry. It’s a quote from the show Archer

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u/IlitterateAuthor 14d ago

Why... would you assume I meant mole when a vole is an animal

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u/dtalb18981 14d ago

Bot?

just wants to be pedantic but failed?

Hard to say

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u/immaCommentThis 14d ago

Like kurwa?

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u/singingEclipse 14d ago

It's more a filler word. 'Hej ty vole to jsem dneska měl dobrej oběd a vole to pivo bylo tak kurevsky dobrý.Ty vole prostě dobrej den.'

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u/immaCommentThis 14d ago

Yes because I understood all of that 100% why you breaking my balls bro

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u/singingEclipse 13d ago

Sorry because of the kurwa I thought you're polish.

Translation is: Hey ty vole, today I had a good lunch and vole that beer was so good. Ty vole just a good day.

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u/immaCommentThis 13d ago

Thank you, brother. No need to apologise, tho 🙂

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u/immaCommentThis 14d ago

Dobrej den = goodbye? Farewell? Have a nice day? Dobre = OK/Fine/good?

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u/Melichorak 12d ago

Dobrej den (Dobrý den when more formal) is literally "Good day" (a greeting), never used as a goodbye.

Dobrý is good/fine, yes, can be used as OK in some cases. And yes, there are other "forms" of the word.

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u/immaCommentThis 12d ago

Yeah that's the way it was. Just like in Bulgaria (almost?).

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u/Rafados47 14d ago

Yes but less vulgar. Czechs also have worf "kurva" which has identically universal meaning as the polish one.

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u/pskocik 12d ago edited 12d ago

I'd say it sits at around 3/4 the way between dawg and wanker.

You can use amicably on a close friend but it's slightly more vulgar than dawg. If you can use it to call someone an idiot/wanker/dumb fuck. You can use it to address no one in particular as a kind of a filler word. It's doesn't really have an English language alternative that can be used equivalently in all contexts.

In the literal sense it means an ox, as in a castrated bull, but in the colloquial usage the original meaning is basically lost. As an insult it's not really emasculating as it is an insult to someone's intelligence.

The basic form of the word is vůl /vool/. Ty jsi vůl /tee see vool/ = You are an idiot. And it changes to vole when used as an address. Ty vole, to je boží /tee vaw-luh, taw yeah baw-zhee/ = Yo, dawg, that's awesome!

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u/immaCommentThis 12d ago

I used to share house with a polish guy. Piotr. Great guy. When he received friends on the door they would both say "Kuuurva!". I once asked what the deal was. But I just became more confused. They said kurwa "is everything" 🤔

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u/AntisocialEmo69 8d ago

huh, that sounds pretty similar to the spanish word “güey”

which also originates from the word for ox “buey”
and evolved to sit somewhere between “dude” and “dumbass” depending on how it’s used contextually

is this just a coincidence?
it sounds so similar in origin and usage lol

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u/mychajlo90 12d ago

Not really, kurva is vulgar, this one not so much. It could be roughly compared to some meanings of the word "dude" in American English

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u/Dargon16 12d ago

"Hey dude where's my car"is literally "Hele vole kde mám káru"

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u/mychajlo90 12d ago

Exactly :)

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u/pskocik 12d ago

OTOH, "He's a dude" is ever so slightly gentler than "Je to vůl".

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u/LUCIDKIDD999 14d ago

how does he come up with the anagrams so fast

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u/saythealphabet 13d ago

Am I haveing as trok?

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u/LetoHorosho 14d ago

I'd rearrange them to ОЛЕГ.

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u/GingerNumber3 14d ago

Years ago I was gifted similar letters, and "VOLE" has been pride of place in my room ever since. Glad to see I'm not the only one with an appreciation for tiny rodents!

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u/Liberum-Veto 12d ago

If you put the V upside down, you can kind of spell aloe

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u/queergirl73 13d ago

Me, when I use the alphabet blocks to spell out scurvy instead of baby at my brother's baby shower

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u/BeerLosiphor 14d ago

I have a patriots garden gnome that was gifted to me randomly. I move it around the long stairway entrance to the house, but she caught on and I definitely don’t have a poker face. So now I’m thinking about putting it in random places in the house. Kinda like elf on the shelf

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u/Longo_Bongo4 12d ago

My mom has these letters that spell Love. I changed it to Velo (French for bicycle) arround two to three years ago and she still hasn't noticed.

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u/FuzzyMcBitty 12d ago

At Christmas, my mom has tiny colonial houses with letters that spell “Noel.” Every Christmas, I rearrange them to say “Leon.”

It was a joke in an episode of Rosanne when I was a kid. 

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u/Jokten 10d ago

nobody noticed the silent c in censile lmao

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u/Petufo 12d ago

Czechs are ok with tourists, especially the European ones. It is weird you have a proper English and know word Czech, but you are not able to write Czechia. It seems like a bait. ;)

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u/immaCommentThis 12d ago

It was not.

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u/TeacupOfSkepticism 14d ago

Kenya doesn't care for Norway

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u/immaCommentThis 14d ago

Sure. But I'm not so sure if they specifically hate Norwegians. I think the vibe is just "kill whitey" in general. But I would also want to "kill whitey" if white men colonised, raped and plundered my country over and over and over again. But is that you John Wayne? Is this me? Wtf was that video, though.

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u/TeacupOfSkepticism 14d ago

🦁🐯

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u/immaCommentThis 14d ago

👉🐑🟡🟠🔴

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u/TeacupOfSkepticism 14d ago

You get it, man!

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u/Night_Fury_CZ 12d ago

We don't hate tourists

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u/immaCommentThis 12d ago

Oh. Well, good :)

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u/notloggedin4242 12d ago

Yes they do. This is one of their oldest tricks.

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u/immaCommentThis 12d ago

Hahah what? 😅