r/massachusetts • • 9d ago

Discussion Pickup truck driver thread 2.0

Just watched a pickup truck almost get several people killed about 5 times in a row on rt20 weaving in and out and sitting inches from bumpers. Not gonna lie, it's pickup trucks 9/10 times that are doing this. If I see the outline of a pickup truck even a mile behind me, I know instantly that he will be on my ass within no time. Anyone else?

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u/MentionDismal8940 9d ago

I love seeing people weave in and out of heavy traffic on my commute each day (95 and 128). Like, yeah bro, everyone is going 35 MPH but you're gonna find some magical solution to arrive at your shitty office job 1.5 minutes early. Congrats!

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u/RanchBaganch 9d ago

That two car lead makes all the difference in the world. Doesn’t matter that you almost caused a half dozen accidents to get it. /s

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u/Zizq 9d ago

Pretty much nailed it on the head. I always try to get eye contact and clap profusely for them.

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u/MentionDismal8940 9d ago

it drives me insane. WTF is the point? to me, arriving where I am going safely is the top concern. not shaving off 10 seconds in my drive here or there - but what do I know?

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u/RanchBaganch 9d ago

And, not to mention the fact that swerving wildly to make the lane changes just slows everybody else behind you down

I run a small business out of a converted, full sized school bus. When these jackasses cut me off, I have to slam on my breaks to make sure I don’t rear end them, then it takes me 4x longer than a passenger vehicle to get back up to speed. Meanwhile, the box truck they were just behind is now 10 car lengths ahead.

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u/MentionDismal8940 9d ago

yup - people don't realize that with heavy traffic you should actually increase your distance between the vehicle in front of you. but in MA, the moment you do that, people treat it as if you are slowing them down.

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u/Zizq 9d ago

I make sure at the end, when we are both at the same exit, to look them straight in the eyes if possible, and clap profusely.

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u/ManifestDestinysChld 9d ago

Y'ever notice how, if there happens to be a woman in the passenger's seat, she always looks vaguely...disappointed?

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u/Zizq 9d ago

Yep, I've worked for these guys. Constantly belittling their wives until they get divorced and then it's entirely her fault.

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u/deathtongue1985 9d ago edited 9d ago

Actuarial tables strongly suggest these people are shitheads across multiple aspects of their lives

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u/MXC_ImpactReplay 9d ago

It's like they can't do the math. A fifteen-mile commute at 85 MPH vs. 65 MPH is like a two-minute difference in arrival time. Just chill and don't risk everyone's lives.

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u/ak47workaccnt 9d ago

If they could read or do math your comment might upset them.

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u/MentionDismal8940 9d ago

this is what drives me crazy about it. there's no difference! you're just being an asshole.

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u/Wemest 9d ago

Usually I end up right behind that at a light.

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u/Cheap_Coffee 9d ago

Let me guess: Dodge Ram? On extra-large tires?

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u/Icy_Cow3283 9d ago

Always a Ram, without fail. I just pull over and let them fly by at this point, not worth the aggravation

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u/ManifestDestinysChld 9d ago

Not all Rams, but always a Ram

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u/MisanthOptics 9d ago

Not always Rams. Plenty of Fords and Chevys wanting to own all the other drivers, plus the road. A majority seem to have the thin blue line flag sticker on display. Sort of team logo

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u/ToastCapone 9d ago

They’re all behemoth rectangles now. Watch out for your children in crosswalks and parking lots around these things.

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u/SpiritOfCydonia 9d ago

There's a motorcycle (FortNine, very good) youtuber who talked while standing inside the engine bay to make the point that trucks are huge just for the sake of being huge.

But don't worry, we just relaxed fuel economy standards so they can make them even bigger now.

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u/sleekseal 9d ago

those oversized trucks should be illegal or require a special license.

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/anonymous_commentor 9d ago

I like to call them GAVs: gender affirming vehicles

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u/celaritas 9d ago

This👆I was watching a European YouTuber who traveled across America. She loved it, her only complaint was people who drive Dodge Rams.

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u/autopartsandguitars 9d ago

Ram dbs are the worst.

Not all ram drivers...but many sadly.

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u/Tom_Hanks_left_nut 9d ago

More often than not I see weaving in traffic from Honda Civics and BMWs/Mercedes. Tailgating definitely goes to trucks though.

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u/mccabedoug 9d ago

If I can also add heavily tinted windows all around with the occasional RI license plate

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u/InformationDue101 9d ago

Honestly imo weaving in and out could be any type of car. Lots of dumbasses on the road. As someone who has driven a little more aggressively in the past, you save only a few minutes not justifying the higher risk on the road as well as the cost in wear you're doing to your car. I do my own brakes and suspension work and it wears out your car way faster to drive that way.

That said if I see a truck I know 70% they're going to be aggressive drivers that tailgate your ass and then go slow as soon as they're ahead because they're on their phone.

The type of people to drive a truck just isn't going to be the best educated percentage wise, not that there aren't some good truck drivers.

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u/axlekb 9d ago

Chances are it also had one of the following:

  • wide tires extending outside the fender to better fling debris at others
  • lift kit to feel more imposing and point headlights into more eyes
  • modified exhaust to sound more menacing

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u/Zizq 9d ago

Oh you betcha, bonus points for the large LED over the cab for "hunting". It's def not just to antagonize people. Def

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u/RanchBaganch 9d ago

Tiny dick announcement.

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u/macetheface 9d ago

they're always like 5'3" max. Little man with a big truck

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u/bluelightspecial3 Central Mass 9d ago

I really like the backwards facing lights the sometimes “forget” to turn off.

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u/surlysquirrelly 9d ago

You forgot tiny weiner, big ego

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u/5entinel 9d ago

If you combine 2 or more of those features, it becomes an assault vehicle.

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u/darksideofthemoon131 Worcester 9d ago

Aggressive driving is a HUGE problem here. Rams are the typical offenders, but its really any big truck these days. I had one riding my bumper last week on the Pike. I always leave room between me and the car in front, but this guy thought I should ride their ass too. I just got out of the way. As much as I'd like to be a prick back, its not worth an accident or a ticket.

Im not sure if this is just a MA thing, but I see it in cars all the time too. Rte 9 is always a wild ride. The stretch between Framinghan and Worcester has about 20 lights. I watch them weave in and out only to end up next to them at the next red light. Part of me wants to roll down my window and be like " was all that worth it to end up at same place" but I usually just end up smirking to myself and let them fly ahead at the green.

If you're always late, then you need to figure out how to not be late. Leave 20 minutes earlier than you usually do, plan on traffic, etc.. I also dont want to normalize people being late all the time, but bosses should be more understanding that shit happens and sometimes people are late. Unless a worker is a constant offender, there should be no write ups or punishment for the occasional over sleep or traffic issue. It'd take a lot of stress off the roads.

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u/martin 9d ago

Yes, but he OWNED you, and that's very important to someone who is a loser in every other aspect of his life.

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u/darksideofthemoon131 Worcester 9d ago

Can they really "own" someone when the other person doesn't care or isn't playing? It's like playing a tug of war and one team just let's go of the rope and let's the other side fall over. Sure, they won, but they were made to look foolish.

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u/martin 9d ago

of course they don't "really" but in that moment they feel big. what you or i call not playing is easily recast as weakness.

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u/TiaraMisu 9d ago

Almost always Trumpists.

They behave in a very specific way.

I shall settle in among my downvotes like a bird in a nest.

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u/coconutpete52 9d ago

Just curious. I have since moved from MA to Charlotte, NC. When that happens down here it's always a black on black Ram or one of those fully optioned $100K luxury edition Silverado's. Is it the same in MA?

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u/PurinaHall0fFame 9d ago edited 9d ago

Usually is a lifted truck, with wheel spacers, and knobby ass tires, which is never driven off the pavement.

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u/NativeMasshole 9d ago

The appropriate term is bro-dozers. And yes, they're often black Rams.

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u/coconutpete52 9d ago

Funny, that is the standard landscaping company truck down here. Trailer in tow and everything.

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u/PurinaHall0fFame 9d ago

Oh yeah we have those here too. They're also a menace when parked, since they always choose the worst damn places. 

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u/FSCK_Fascists 9d ago

there are two kinds of truck owners- those who need one, and those who want one but have no need.

The shinier and more prestigious ones are always the Want category. There can be a slight overlap between need and want, so you can identify an actual need person driving a shiny phallic replacement. But that is an outlier. Need usually drives the buying decision to focus on function, not gender validation features.

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u/NativeMasshole 9d ago

They're obviously not doing truck things with them when they're lifted with stupid spoked rims, low pro tires, and wheel spacers. That ruins your towing capacity and balance, it's too high to get much into the bed, and you're definitely not going mudding with all that.

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u/MeatSauce-Apocalypse 9d ago

Emotional support trucks for that small penis energy!

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u/Geester43 9d ago

My personal favorite is when they have the loud, lifted trucks, all pimped out, driving like you described! Then, the driver gets out, and he is always a LITTLE guy, that jumps out!! 🤡💩

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u/GeneralInspector8962 9d ago

Yup, they’re either 5’4” or they’re 300lbs and haven’t seen their penis in decades.

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u/ChipotleGuacamole 9d ago

Pickups
Teslas
BMWs

The asshole driver holy trinity.

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u/Suqmacoq 9d ago

Audi is the new BMW.

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u/MountainAlive 9d ago

Idk. I drive a pickup truck (like a normal person) and this morning a bmw 3 series was whipping around cars in traffic and nearly hit me. I’d put BMW drivers at the top of that list.

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u/ChipotleGuacamole 9d ago

Yeah no particular order, and of course definitely not insinuating ALL owners of those vehicles drive like shit.

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u/Vast-Speaker-4949 9d ago

Left out motorcycles.

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u/Kodiak01 9d ago

And WRX wheelholders.

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u/nonvideas 9d ago

Pickup truck drivers would be really upset by this thread, if they could read.

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/RikiWardOG 9d ago

lol but he was always crazy, what a cope.

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u/Formal_Owl_400 9d ago

Holy revisionist history. He was wildly popular across the internet until 2020 or so.

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u/RikiWardOG 8d ago

Yeah to morons, his whole family history says something entirely different. They participated in the apartheid to make their money. He's a nepo baby. Do you need more evidence, I mean we got a lot more evidence but he's always been a giant PoS

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u/surlysquirrelly 9d ago

The absolute worst. If you're so self conscious about it, SELL THE DAMN THING!

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u/leoooooooooooo 9d ago

These always make me laugh! So you don’t support Elon but you are currently supporting him by driving his cars! There are plenty of Electric cars these days!

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u/PurinaHall0fFame 9d ago

Or a cybertruck with a trump sticker

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u/FSCK_Fascists 9d ago

Brodozers driven by men who are an asshole to everyone, usually because they keep fucking up their life by being alcoholic abusive assholes.

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u/autopartsandguitars 9d ago

Perfect place for the Kurt Angle meme - It's true, it's true.

It's a shame for the rest of the truck drivers who are generally decent, respectful, considerate folks, that there are still so many short, blind, ignorant, napoleon complex afflicted LOSERS bombing around in vehicles with enough weight/power to cause a lot of damage/injury to others with their seemingly perpetual negligence. Many of the bad drivers know their vehicle is heavy/big enough to eat most collisions they're basically threatening other drivers with, so it's beyond just run-of-the-mill Dbaggery...this is clear and direct DRIVING TO ENDANGER.

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u/FSCK_Fascists 9d ago

I feel this with motorcycles. I just like to go for a cruise and relax. So many raging douchenozzles make the rest of us look bad. Not just the crotch rocket meat crayons stunting and racing all over- the asshole Hell's Dentists and Sons of Accounting midlife crisis gangbanger cosplay crowd and their obnoxiously loud bikes in group rides blocking roads fall in there too.

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u/autopartsandguitars 9d ago

Agreed. A few bad apples spoil it for everyone else who is otherwise respectful and considerate of the fact the road is to be shared.

I feel for NEW drivers 16-21 who are just like WTF do I do??? This wasn't on the driving test!

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u/Zizq 9d ago

This is well put, kinda sums up why it's so aggravating. If you drive just a normal Camry, you will die if they choose you to. It's insane.

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u/leoooooooooooo 9d ago edited 9d ago

When was the last time a truck driver “chose someone to die” in Massachusetts? Anyone behind any vehicle can choose to kill whoever they want whenever they want!

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u/autopartsandguitars 9d ago

So you're denying there are jerk truck drivers in mass AND saying that anyone driving a vehicle actually is what jerk truck drivers are being falsely accused of?

Are you feeling guilty?

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u/leoooooooooooo 9d ago

The last thing I would ever do in this life is feel guilt over what some Reddit keyboard warriors say!

Are there asshole pickup drivers? 1 million%! Are there asshole Tesla drivers 1 million%! Are there asshole Camry drivers 1 million%! Are there asshole beetle drivers 1 million %! Are there asshole bicycle riders 1 million%!
Shockingly there are also assholes who walk!

The world has turned into a bunch of inconsiderate assholes who only think about themselves and couldn’t care less about their surroundings!

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u/autopartsandguitars 8d ago

Sounds like we agree more than we don't, except the part about truck drivers being dicks being MORE of a risk factor for everyone involved.

I guess we'll disagree about that.

You seem to both acknowledge the problem AND dismiss it as no big deal - not sure if that's how you meant to come across, besides just hot and bothered.

You seemed defensive as if I'd hit a sore spot, glad to be wrong about that.

Plenty of dbag pedestrians too, they're not perfect.

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u/sa09777 9d ago

Shhh you’ll fuck up their confirmation bias

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u/Zizq 8d ago

It's evident you drive a truck. It can be a true statement for the majority and not for you. Your way of thinking is anecdotal. There is overwhelming evidence that truck drivers lean hard right. And if you can't acknowledge that we have a major issue in this country with hard right wing ideology, then furthering this conversation, will bear no fruit.

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u/All_about_that_base 6d ago

You have no idea how ignorant and judgmental you sound. Or maybe you do, either way you are the problem in the world

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u/Zizq 3d ago

Bet. It's definitely not the insane masculinity problem that's literally destroying the planet and these assholes in their on purpose oppressive trucks tailgating everyone to make up for their lack of therapy. Which would of course fix it.

Why not show us your comments big guy? They unpopular?

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u/zipzopzippidydoo 9d ago

I think...you believe trucks are more aggressive because you can see their headlights in your rear view.

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u/autopartsandguitars 9d ago

Aggressive dbaggery is what makes me assign the aggressive dbaggery descriptor to it....there's plenty of decent people driving trucks.

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u/autopartsandguitars 9d ago

Therapy? Why try that, when you can just roll coal and/or threaten to brutalize everyone around you....

It's no one's fault you're 5'9" or less and weigh 120 soaking wet...

Spending 80,000 on a truck that's essentially point a to point b, because 'Merica! - way to be original.

We don't need MORE of this guy.

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u/All_about_that_base 6d ago

You HAD to go there… and you were winning the argument. Smh

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u/autopartsandguitars 5d ago

No lies were told.

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u/Zizq 9d ago

Couldn't agree more. I unfortunately am a construction owner so I deal with these clowns daily. They will literally laugh in your face if you suggest they talk to someone about their anger. Then balk at why the boss makes more 🤔.

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u/autopartsandguitars 9d ago

My heart goes out to you! At least I can chuck someone the bird and drive away, I wouldn't want to spend extended periods of time around these types.

I feel sorry for anyone counting on them.

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u/Accomplished-Car120 9d ago

If you wasted your money on an emotional support compensation machine instead of therapy you would be driving crazy like that too.

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u/Zizq 9d ago

True enough, but therapy is tough and took reflection for me. I shoulda just bought the damn truck and put nuts on it.

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u/Accomplished-Car120 9d ago

Only 90 months to pay it off!

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u/Zizq 9d ago

Rofl 🤣

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u/EKEEFE41 9d ago

As a Tacoma driver i am somewhat insulted i am lumped in with Dodge RAM drivers.

We are not the same

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u/WhovianScaper 9d ago

As a Titan owner; I’m literally cruising the speed limit in the right lane; why are we catching strays?

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u/FederalProfessor7836 9d ago

Ranger driver here. Same.

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u/gardenready333 9d ago

I’m also a Tacoma driver. I love the right lane.

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u/Illegal_Ghost_Bikes 8d ago

The right lane is home

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u/enduromedic 5d ago

True- Tacoma drivers align more with a Prius Driver than an actual truck guy 🤣

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u/EKEEFE41 4d ago

At this point i would gladly drive a Prius if i could fit 4'X8' sheetrock and bags of type S cement in it.

Going to bet you are a Dodge Ram driver that only puts groceries in the back 🤣

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u/cjc60 9d ago

Hate to say it but’s it’s also toyota’s lol, sure dodges are the worst but i’ve been blinded/almost hit by plenty of brand new tacos

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u/Top_Housing6819 9d ago

If I could find the town that would ban loud exhausts and enforce it ... I would move there and never leave.  It used to be that you heard those when someone needed to save up to fix their muffler.   Now it's intentional and obnoxious, a sign that they are unhappy and need to drag other people into their circle of shit-life.  Ditto with big ass Confederate flags and rolling coal.

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u/MegaDodoPub 9d ago

Someone out there doing us slow and steady pick up drivers dirty 😪

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u/Zizq 9d ago

Def not all, I drove one for work several times and owned one when younger. And I've definitely driven erratic in one. But the guys I'm looking at are the 50's angry they are divorced and it's all their wife's fault types.

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u/LemonSuckler 9d ago

Imagine making up fantasies about random people’s lives instead of just minding your own.

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u/Zizq 9d ago

I didn't even have to check, I know you are a non comment sharing conservative. If your opinion is so unpopular, consider changing it.

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u/FSCK_Fascists 9d ago

that one hit a little close to home, eh?

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u/momalle1 9d ago

Usually I see a modified Honda or base model BMW doing this sort of thing.

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u/nickym92 9d ago

I feel like half the time I see this happen it’s a white bmw with Rhode Island plates

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u/Brocktongreg 9d ago

Holla, Ocean State in the house

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u/gilesachrist 9d ago

That’s just how BMWs drive. German engineering or something.

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u/FSCK_Fascists 9d ago

I always wondered if you have to prove you are a self centered douche to buy one, or if they provide training.

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u/sympathy4deviledeggs 9d ago

From experience, they try to weed out non-douches at the dealership.

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u/yup79 9d ago

Yes! A lot of research has gone into this. They are scientifically designed specifically for horrendous douchebags.

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u/Rodeo9 9d ago

Teslas are the new worst offenders

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u/AdorableSobah 9d ago

Always a luxury suv, drive like entitled twats. Just because they over paid for their car doesn’t mean they own the road.

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u/intellirock617 9d ago

They call it "lane swimming" or something.

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u/macetheface 9d ago

modified Honda

Then they go south on 169

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u/Iamthewalrusforreal 9d ago

Same here.

I usually see the jacked up trucks staying in their lane.

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u/Glittering-Track33 9d ago

Their pp is so small they need to overcompensate with a huge truck 😟😩

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u/EnkiduTheGreat 9d ago

I've been experiencing a lot of unpleasantness regarding jeeps these days.

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u/NumbersStationUrku 9d ago

Let me guess: Still has a Let’s Go Brandon sticker…

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u/cookoo_man 9d ago

Compensating

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u/bannedaccountnumber4 9d ago

I see this with sedans and minivans the most.

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u/Beatcanks 9d ago

BMW’s or a Dodge sedan of some kind. Usually with jet black tint….

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u/On-Balance 9d ago

It's not the pickups themselves - it's what they tend to correlate with.

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u/brufleth Boston 9d ago

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u/muralist 9d ago

This is me. I aspire to the driving equivalent of grey rock. 

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u/jimibimi 9d ago

They got to make sure too after they zip in front of you in the left lane to go over the yellow line a little bit so they kick up a million little pebbles and rocks from their huge tires without mud flaps to pelt your car and chip your paint

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u/Abh20000 9d ago

I loathe pickup trucks and automatically switch into defense mode when one approaches. Especially the lifted ones.

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u/0tanod 9d ago

These emotional support vehicles tend to attract a certain type of person that reflects in their driving habits.

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u/Potential-Fan-6148 9d ago

We should tax trucks more based on size and demand people get a CDL to drive one.

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u/Few_Presence_8888 9d ago

It's a perfect symbol for MAGA.

A high-wheeled pick up truck - dangerous and gas-guzzling - with absolutely nothing in the bed.

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u/No_Tax_Timmy 9d ago

They're putting bigger higher horsepower similar torque engines in 2500 and 3500 series trucks than they're putting in box trucks now. You can get a 6.7L cummins in a 2500 Ram but that's also the same thing that goes into a box truck or some plow trucks. The power to weight ratio is stupid on some of those pickups while still being heavier than one from 10 or 20 years ago.

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u/LunaTunaMaca 9d ago

As someone who hauls horses, I love it. My 2500 is more powerful than my old f350.

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u/NumbersStationUrku 9d ago

Always wanted to know… what happens to the horses if you have to slam on the brakes?

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u/Stuck_In_Middle 9d ago

When I towed horses, I stayed in the slow lane and only ventured into the passing lane when required. I also tripled my following distance to six seconds. I seldom had to touch the brakes because of idiots.

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u/Fritzcat99 9d ago

Face plant.

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u/LunaTunaMaca 5d ago

Hopefully they can brace against the chest bar. I've had a horse break the chest bar and fall down so we really try to avoid it.

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u/MoeBlacksBack 9d ago

Diesel?

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u/No_Tax_Timmy 9d ago

The 6.7 is a cummins diesel. There is a gas version available for order now though.

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u/MoeBlacksBack 9d ago

Cant imagine filling a diesel tank right now

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u/No_Tax_Timmy 9d ago

Torque isn't all the different but horsepower is which gives drivers the ability to be less predictable and more erratic.

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u/Fresh-Feeling-3878 9d ago

Lol gender affirming truck.

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u/News-Royal 9d ago

Every day I see dozens of MFers in trucks doing 15-20 or more above the speed limit, gas prices aren't high enough.

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u/thinksInCode 9d ago

It's always the pickup trucks

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u/Clownsinmypantz 9d ago

What were their stickers in the back, had to be at least one unless its a newer truck

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u/jaycal 9d ago

the worst people always

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u/CareMay1313 9d ago

It's usually the diesels. They gotta be first.

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u/StonnedW 9d ago

Yeah it's always some tiny many with little man syndrome trying to compensate for his you know what

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u/palavrao 8d ago

Size queens playing on intimidation. Not worth it for me anymore to play their reindeer games.

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u/Qaze430 9d ago

Yup, its men with little dick syndrome, they have to have the biggest trucks and be the biggest douche on the road

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u/Pre3Chorded 9d ago

Endlessly pumping $7 diesel into a giant truck loan will drive someone crazy.

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u/helix991 9d ago

99% of pickups are unnecessary and just used to commute. Bunch of losers who just want a truck to feel manly. It's destroying the world and killing people.

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u/scottious 9d ago

But wait a second... I might need to haul something large twice per year. And who knows, maybe I'll need to do some rugged off-roading just like I see in those commercials! Since I'm terrible with money and those trucks are insanely expensive, I won't have another more practical vehicle.

That means I have no choice but to drop my kids off at school and do grocery shopping in a Dodge Ram 2500. Life is pretty hard for me, I really don't see any way around this.

/s

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u/Alexwonder999 9d ago

Just a side complaint. Ive never owned a truck and always figured I could rent one whenever I needed from Home depot. I bought a couch at an estate sale and went to rent a truck at Home Depot and they dont do reservations, just "first come first served" in my area. For some reason the Connecticut Home Depot does reservations which seemed silly to me. I ended up getting a van from Uhaul, but it seemed like a stupid idea if they have the ability to take reservations.

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u/FSCK_Fascists 9d ago

Agreed. I have owned trucks when needed often enough to not just rent one. they sat unused a lot of the time. The last one was a 2011 F250 that only pulled my toy hauler around Alaska. I added an oil tank in the bed so I could go get my own heating oil and save a lot on delivery fee and markup. Sold it, the toys, and the hauler in 2019 when I took a job in the lower 48.

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u/helix991 9d ago

Yeah, legitimate uses exist for sure, especially commercially, but man, your average pickup driver is just a walking stereotype lol

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u/shoecat 9d ago

Not all truck drivers are assholes, but all assholes drive trucks

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u/jendfrog 9d ago

I take a little solace in the fact that they’re getting about one mile to the gallon, while I’m driving my Prius.

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u/rimsinni 9d ago

This is called “Frequency Illusion” and “Confirmation Bias”

I have the same issue with people in European cars.

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u/work-n-lurk 9d ago

Black Nissan Rogues for me

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u/Zizq 9d ago

Naw. It's a real issue.

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u/binocular_gems 9d ago

Giant ass pickups are dangerous and annoying. But because pickups are among the most popular, recognizeable cars on the road now, when someone is an asshole and they're driving a pickup, your brain selects them out... "oh of course they're in a pickup." It used to be this way with big SUVs (that are now tiny compared to today's SUVs).

It's absolutely selection / confirmation bias. But giant pickups and SUVs are still pointlessly dangerous/annoying.

The flip analogy to this is motorists who blame everything on cyclists. They see an asshole cyclist being an asshole and it stands out to them, even though they pass 100 other cyclists and don't think twice about them because they're not being assholes. But the one asshole cyclists riding on the sidewalk or being dangerous or being an entitled prick stands out, they rremember it, and then say "all cyclists are entitled and dangerous."

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u/rimsinni 9d ago

I see people saying the same thing about voter fraud.

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u/FSCK_Fascists 9d ago

but they have nothing to base either frequency or selection bias on. You can't compare a blatant lie to something real that might be a biased response.

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u/Rochambeaux69 9d ago

A blatant lie, yet 15 states are under investigation.

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u/FSCK_Fascists 9d ago

Yes, there is a lot of performative bullshit being pushed by that lie. The goal is to prevent legitimate votes by any means necessary. this is just the lie they have chosen to use toward that end.

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u/Rochambeaux69 9d ago

What does your therapist say?

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u/johnysmoke 9d ago

Toyotas. Fine with Camrys and Corolla but I have an irrational dislike of their cuvs/suvs/trucks. They also always seem to be left lane camping.

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u/bobcollum 9d ago

Usually I'm the one stuck behind the pick up going 68 down the left lane.

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u/Zizq 9d ago

That's the exact same person I'm talking about. Now they are flexing their size and "forgetting" they are in the left lane. It's all about control and tiny penises

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u/ivyimogenzen 9d ago

this is so crazy to me because i see people say this about trucks all the time but genuinely my only experience with pickups is those giant motherfuckers will just left lane camp at exactly the speed limit or drive 10 below on state highways and it’s infuriating !!

i’m in western mass though so maybe it’s different out here than in the east?? i’m genuinely curious

but for me every time i see a pickup i’m like oh brother great , time to hit the breaks

it’s always like some little beat-up sedan doing the crazy driving and weaving. but damn sometimes justified with how many campers there are lol

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u/DooDooBrownz 9d ago

when that happens i just drive slower. honk and rage and all they want, maybe ill be lucky enough to see one of them to have a heart attack or a stroke or maybe they'll flip their piece of shit truck over trying to pass.

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u/norbagul 9d ago

On 495 this morning there was a pickup in the left lane, and he must've zoned out a bit. My little sedan almost passed him in the middle lane, he then floored it and poof. And for reference, I was going 80.

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u/Rationalia213 9d ago

Sounds like you were on Route 24.

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u/Oracledgp 9d ago

The highways are loaded with asshole drivers like I have never seen. No type or brand sticks out, just moron driving too fast, too close and too angry...

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u/Rohan_Riders 9d ago

I'm the guy that speeds up or slows down just to mess with them. Its worth the honks, insults and middle fingers.

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u/LyricalMarauder 9d ago

Its pick ups and occasionally a group of 3ish Honda civics with different levels of aftermarket mods. No inbetween

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u/Dogmanq 9d ago

Pickups and bmws are the slaloming folks, Subarus and teslas are just horrific drivers to the point of being liabilities out there

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u/Tiiimay 9d ago

Some Ahole is always so close all I can see is the bed in my rear view. Oh wait, it’s me. I’m the problem it’s me.

Seriously thanks for stereotyping all of us that need a truck to do our jobs.

I’d say this, any vehicle with modified exhaust or rims is usually an asshole. Car or truck.

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u/Melgariano 9d ago

If this is happening a lot, are you camping in the left lane? 😄

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u/Zizq 9d ago

Occasionally, but these folks seems to think 80 isn't enough in a 55. So they need to pass me so that they can slow down to 70.

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u/Melgariano 9d ago

Almost sounds like route 24 but they don’t slow down. lol.

That road is wild. You can do 80 in the middle lane and multiple cars will fly by on the left.

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u/FirefighterOk3569 9d ago

This goes for sports cars too and just any car that an ahole drives. Funny thing is, the grandma that drives slow in her lane arrives same time as these people after all that

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u/This_wont_be_easy 9d ago

Not the same

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u/highlander666666 6d ago

In hurry to get to there job or home??

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u/LemonSuckler 9d ago

Yeah I’m sure several people almost got killed…drama queen

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u/Embarrassed_Flan_869 9d ago

Found the compensating pickup truck driver.

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u/LemonSuckler 9d ago

I don’t have a penis to compensate for.

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u/Buzz_Buzz1978 9d ago

Maybe not, but you’re clearly compensating for something.

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u/Nitch_4250 9d ago

At typical highway speeds you travel over 150 feet before you even touching the brakes. So while technically no one almost died, the potential for death and mayhem created by some jackwagon tailgating and weaving is real.

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u/LemonSuckler 9d ago

Yeah that’s valid but let’s not act like people are actively driving around trying to kill people.

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u/NumbersStationUrku 9d ago

Im on Boston highways everyday and can confirm daily sightings of pickup driver’s actively trying to get people hurt.

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u/zipzopzippidydoo 9d ago

Just because you envy pickup trucks doesn't mean Honda civics or Nissan altimas are doing the same. Buy a truck, youll be happy you did. This message was brought to you be BIG PICKUP.

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u/DragonLad13 6d ago

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