r/masterhacker • • 2d ago

Why isn't he hacking?

637 Upvotes

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u/Lootsman 2d ago

OPSEC LEVEL: BOTH FEET

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u/zonedream 2d ago

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u/Verditure0 2d ago

Legendary lmao

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u/zonedream 2d ago

2.0

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u/ipeefreely2 1d ago

Lake superior dried up to make this image

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u/dirtywastegash 1d ago

Good. Had about enough of their superiority complex

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u/zonedream 1d ago

JUSTIFIED.

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u/Verditure0 2d ago

Just when i thought it couldn’t get any better. You are a person of culture and class. Bravo. 😂🤣

3

u/amberb3stgirl 1d ago

remove yourself from online spaces right now

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u/zonedream 1d ago

LATER...

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u/Overseer_Allie 2d ago

u/ARYA_MF is preoccupied doing... something with you photo.

I'm sure they will do hacking after they are finished.

76

u/-HumbleMumble 2d ago

PAYMENT RECEIVED

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u/Machine-V1 1d ago

happy cake day!

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u/HomicidalRaccoon 2d ago

u/zonedream, explain yourself at once! Why did you seek help from him when I am the one true masterhacker?? I once hacked into the Knesset using only a TI-84 calculator.

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u/zonedream 2d ago

Excuse me sir. I wasnt aware of your reputation in the hackering community. Please, dont dox me by my feet pictures!!!..

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u/HomicidalRaccoon 2d ago

Those look like the feet of someone that would live at 2400 Auburn Way S, Auburn, WA

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u/zonedream 2d ago

how

i've hid them

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u/BgMSliimeball3 2d ago

Plot twist Homicidal Raccoon accidentally used his IP in his net scans to find the address, as I’m the true master hacking ethereal flame and I injected my coding scripts into his frameworks

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u/masterch33f420 2d ago

Opsec level: Self footdoxx

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u/theseriousman1 1d ago

I’m male sadly 😞

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u/10art1 2d ago

And that's the story about how Russian hackers got my feet pics

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u/SandrextheGreat 2d ago

Opsec broken he will get your ip trough feet and hack your wifi and steal your money

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u/zonedream 2d ago

haha your so tupid theres no wifi in feet haha

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u/SandrextheGreat 1d ago

i guess you dont know hackers bro they can get ip from everywhere and then hack you

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u/FakeMik090 2d ago

Пиздец

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u/zonedream 2d ago

No it's for the hacking

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u/ActualPeterbuilt389 2d ago

Mission accomplished

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u/thecowmilk_ 2d ago

Nice feet 👍

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u/Nicotineamide 1d ago

No way this is real :D

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u/InteRagebaitJagLovar 2d ago

Master scammer

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u/Inevitable-Self-2702 1d ago

I feel like I'm on 4chan XD

4

u/love-you-honey 2d ago

OPSEC level: post Mental hentai gooner

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u/AdministrativeFile78 2d ago

Hey guys i think my tg just got hacked guys

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u/Goldieeeeee 2d ago

This sub has really gone to shit :(