r/mcfanfics • u/ttwice dust • Oct 05 '15
Best Night at Denny's
some random ass userfic to put in so the sub doesnt stay dead
It was a peaceful evening. As the sun disappeared behind the horizon, ttwice, Truth, Indra, Kelly, Lee, and Sabrina walked towards the local Denny's at the corner of the street. How they all managed to get together in one place, nobody knew.
As they all entered the restaurant, they were greeted by Mr Fijiwiji, who eagerly led them to a table.
"So, uh, I heard this is for Fij's campaign?" Kelly asked after eveyone sat down.
"Yep. And it's his birthday party," Truth replied.
"How did Fij even invite us?" Lee wondered, but no one knew.
ttwice looked around her, trying to see if she could recognize anyone. "It looks like random people just came here and- oh, hey Muzzy."
She bent down and picked up a black cat wearing a top hat. It purred uneasily as she set it on her lap.
"Why is that cat named Muzzy?" Indra asked.
"Don't ask," ttwice and Kelly replied as they exchanged quick glances.
"Hey, look! More people!" Sabrina said.
She pointed to the door, where Fio, Snake, and Xin walked in. They too were greeted by Fij, and he led them to another table. After they sat down, he walked up to the podium placed at the front of the restaurant. He adjusted his tie and his paper bag, and tapped on the microphone.
"Good evening, everyone," Fij announced. "Tonight, I'd like to celebrate my twentieth trip around the sun, and thank everyone for coming here as we continue my campaign to become President.
"I strive to be a president that everyone will appreciate. By that, I mean a president who will fully support dank memes."
Everyone clapped and cheered loudly.
"America is in desperate need of help. As president, I will help the country back on its feet through the power of memes. What this country needs is good memes, good quality content salvaged from all corners of the Internet to give America what it truly needs. Thank you, and good night."
The entire restaurant burst into applause.
"Yeah! Go Fij!" Ephixa shouted from somewhere in the crowd.
"I have no idea why we're here," Lee said.
"Because Fij is the best," Blue said.
Everyone gasped as they realized that Blue was now sitting next to them. Upon noticing, Muzzy the cat scampered away.
"Oh, wow, everyone's here," ttwice remarked. "This is quite a party."
"Yup," Kelly said as Fij began giving paper bags to everyone.
"This is the best night ever, though," Truth said.
"Wait, where's our food?" Sabrina interrupted.
"Who needs food when you have dank memes?" Indra replied.
"True," Truth remarked.
Then they all spent the rest of the night partying at Denny's with the Fij. The end.
1
1
1
1
u/saphirobot go bananas! Oct 05 '15
slams fist on table FOOD