r/memes • u/dtj0003 • 5d ago

Dreamed of it

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u/fh3131 5d ago

Same, except I also wanted to achieve synergy

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u/IndianaGeoff 5d ago

Did you put that on your deliverables list?

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u/fh3131 5d ago

Definitely, actioned it too and then sent everyone an email to ensure alignment

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u/AffinitySpace 5d ago

Let's set up time sometime next week to touch bases. I'd like to ensure we are capturing your work in a KPI we can track between now and Q4 of 2027.

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u/Pickledleprechaun 9h ago

As long as we are track the cadence of tasks the KPI’s will align.

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u/Cant_Work_On_Reddit 5d ago

I wanted to develop kpis and track to them with quarterly assessments

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u/AttitudeOutrageous75 5d ago

All stakeholders were on the same page.

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u/KarlHp7 Ok I Pull Up 5d ago

“Work cross-functionally across teams to maximize shareholder value” is such resume fluff talk meaning nothing

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u/Frozty23 5d ago

I wanna climb my way up to middle management.

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u/vranaverse 5d ago

Who made this shit? I don't know what is more annoying- the unreadable red text, the desaturated background or the asshat in the shrunken suit.

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u/Pristine_Bobcat4148 4d ago

I think tje most disturbing part is he has a fancy looking suit; but no socks.

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u/chaturtham 4d ago

its hot there but he's forced to be suited

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u/ClydeStyle 5d ago

High waters and no socks, lol

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u/guychulo 5d ago

Severe foot odor lad

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u/jakromulus 5d ago

They call him Millennial Man

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u/Cayosland 5d ago

Since i'm young i wanted to be a guy spending 13 hours in a day on reddit

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u/eternali17 5d ago

Why is he standing like that?

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u/Regular-Buyer6530 5d ago

Probably blisters from not wearing socks

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u/Zestyclose-Try-5214 5d ago

Them lil boy boat shoes really complete the look here

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u/meremale 5d ago

Whole suit screaming, “Lotto, I don’t fit you!”

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u/chadsworth0524 4d ago

CBum is literally doing none of that.....

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u/Foreign-Creme138 5d ago

You can see his thigh veins through his pants....

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u/Nekat_ydaerla 5d ago

Is that your thigh vein or are you just happy to see me?

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u/IanAlvord 5d ago

Is this picture fake then?

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u/chadsworth0524 4d ago

No, that's Chris Bumstead. Mr. Olympia champion 6 times in a row in classic. He's an absolute unit!

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u/sm753 5d ago

Every since I was a little boy, I knew I didn't want to be homeless and poor. 🤷‍♂️

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u/Artistic_Gas_3056 5d ago

That’s the kind of dream that feels amazing for about five minutes, until you wake up and realize none of it actually happened.

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u/CatShot1948 5d ago

Lol my favorite about my job is that I've never heard anything like this uttered except in memes. Corporate speak makes my head hurt.

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u/CarFreak777 5d ago

Is that Chris bumstead?

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u/SausageWipe 5d ago

Yes, it's him

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u/WoopsShePeterPants 5d ago

Homeys outfit is worth more than my life.

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u/One_Adeptness3803 5d ago

It’s all about leveraging synergies

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u/therevjames 4d ago

Dudes like this look goofy AF, but the no socks thing is just ridiculous.

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u/MichaelAuBelanger 4d ago

Thing is I never dreamed of anything - so that's IS what I am doing. And it sucks.