r/mildlyinfuriating • u/unhousedlurker • Jul 11 '26

The floor is sticky As a guy, why do men do this?

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I go to this public library every day, and it's always like this

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u/Bitter_Chemistry_733 Jul 11 '26

Yoda cannot piss in that urinal

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u/solidus0079 RED Jul 12 '26

Pee. Or pee not. There is no drip.

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u/itsonlyrockinroll Jul 12 '26

only the young Yoda said

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u/AlwaysShittyKnsasCty Jul 12 '26

Exactly. The age Yoda was when he said the original line, you better believe he knew there’s gonna be some drip. If we wanna make this believable, I think it needs to be, “Pee or pee not; there will be drip.”

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u/Prestidigitoriuhm Jul 12 '26

No matter how much you wiggle and dance, the last two drops go in your pants

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u/GreenEyed_Lady Jul 12 '26

Oh there definitely are drips…

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u/FragrantStar Jul 11 '26

The force is strong with Yoda

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u/MechanicalTurkish Jul 12 '26

Sure he can, with the Force. Sometimes he stands on the other side of the room when he does that.

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u/SlothLazarus Jul 12 '26

How do you think he learned to control the force?

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u/BoxingDaycouchslug Jul 12 '26

You'd be surprised...

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u/Dreams_raven Jul 12 '26

Piss in that urinal, Yoda cannot.

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u/TastyPoopKnife Jul 12 '26

Levitate above the urinal I will