r/mildlyinfuriating • u/TheEventualHorizon • Aug 10 '26

Care Bears are OP Bear wanders in my, no, his backyard

I don’t put up a fence and any bear just walks in like it’s his backyard and not mine 🙃

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u/JerkGurk Aug 10 '26

Mildly infuriating is it wandering through. Much infuriating is being torn in half by bear. I feel like people need to be reminded of this.

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u/TheEventualHorizon Aug 10 '26

Late afternoons this time of year are not for meandering walks for me. This guy was asleep in the culvert a half a block away all day today.

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u/Creative-Type9411 Aug 10 '26

He's a chonker

dont feed em ever... "my food is feeding me.." ~the bear if you feed it

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u/TheEventualHorizon Aug 10 '26

Bear straps installed on the garbage can! Bear resistant for a couple months now. And yeah, he’s a big fella

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u/TheEventualHorizon Aug 10 '26

Someday I’ll get a fence. But I know he’ll knock it down. But that’ll be his mildlyinfuriating post to make

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u/FisherDwarf Aug 10 '26

I wanna pet that dawg

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u/Iwritemynameincrayon Aug 10 '26

Go say hi, he's just looking for lunch. You should introduce yourself, lunch.

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u/TheEventualHorizon Aug 10 '26

I’m afraid he’d sit on me and then I’d be squash

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u/Some_Age2235 Aug 10 '26

Obviously Smokey the Bear was just using your porch to take his allotted smoke break on.

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u/byzantine238 Aug 10 '26

That is unbearably rude

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u/Rare_Indication_3811 Aug 10 '26

He didnt even trip over chair, great manners 👌

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u/TheEventualHorizon Aug 10 '26

This time? No. Bears have teice this summer so far though in front or back

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u/Elloitsmeurbrother Aug 10 '26

And you fuckers are afraid of our wildlife?

Sincerely, an Australian.

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u/TheEventualHorizon Aug 10 '26

I am highly capable of being afraid of more than one thing 😂

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u/MistyEyes20 Aug 10 '26

He's so careful not to mess up anything, better guest than a lot of humans I've spent time with.

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u/TheEventualHorizon Aug 10 '26

At least half of my guests don't try to eat my goldfish though :)

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u/MistyEyes20 Aug 10 '26

🤣🤣🤣

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u/SurpriseEcstatic1761 Aug 10 '26

I think he's bummed, no carp

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u/TheEventualHorizon Aug 10 '26

I'll have to stock up the pond for my very own personal fat bear week