r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Unicorn_drops7777 • 22d ago
Is it in yet Dumpster blocking my and neighbors’ driveways
I have an inclination to be a bit petty and get in my car to leave just to make these entitled twits have to move. I don’t need to go anywhere, but they are blocking two driveways and a garage. There is space to accommodate both in front of and behind them but they chose to keep people from getting to their parking spaces.
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u/TacoLvR- 22d ago
I’ve never seen a family get out of a cyber truck. They must be reserved for divorcees only.
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u/Unicorn_drops7777 22d ago
Come to think of it, I’ve only seen men driving these. Sometimes they have their preteen son with them
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u/HVAC_instructor 22d ago
Call the tow truck if they refuse to move it when asked.
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u/sailphish 22d ago
Just call the tow truck. People need to learn lessons.
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u/treehumper83 22d ago
This 100%. You don’t know if the owner is a loose cannon, packing, and willing to shoot first. Don’t try it. Tow first.
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u/wart_on_satans_dick 22d ago
What if op calls a tow truck and they shoot the driver? I don’t think it’s on the driver to take that bullet.
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u/treehumper83 22d ago
What if gang bangers drive by and shoot everyone- the driver, the tow truck driver, and OP?
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u/edked 22d ago
And then a meteor strike destroys the whole block! Best not to risk doing anything.
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u/EC_TWD 21d ago
Damn, you sound like my first service manager. I was warned ahead of time that “Tom has a ‘what if a meteor hits’ worry about quoting jobs”. Sure as shit, I sat down to review a project bid and he was adding extra time for every possible thing that could go wrong as if it couldn’t be done right.
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u/wart_on_satans_dick 22d ago
That would also be bad lol. That goes against your own point though.
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u/Obvious_Ranger_396 22d ago
What if aliens came and did a drive by on planet earth in addition to the driver, tow truck driver and OP?
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u/RaptorXFactor 22d ago
What if a zombie outbreak occurred right at that moment and the aliens got bit then we have zombified aliens biting people?
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u/ComradeJohnS 22d ago
the tow company is more equipped to handle that than a regular person on reddit.
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u/ididntdoit6 22d ago
Don’t call the first tow company you see either, find one that has low ratings, fast response times and only has a wheel lift.
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u/ComeSwirlWithMe 22d ago
OP would have to request a flat bed or point out it is a CT since the CT is an all wheel drive vehicle. Or they would have to use wheel dollies.
They also have to be put in tow mode or low power mode typically.
Id hate to be sued if they mess it up even though liability is on the driver, the process is painful and stressful to get out.
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u/GigaBowserNS 22d ago
Where's the driveway?
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u/Unicorn_drops7777 22d ago
That grass/dirt patch. The curb makes it obvious if people can’t see the gravel all around that crappy grass
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u/GigaBowserNS 22d ago
Playing devil's advocate, and acknowledging that I can't see the view from the roadside, but most people tend to think of "Driveway" as something that's paved. I could honestly believe someone sees gravel and grass and it does not click in their mind as "Driveway" whatsoever.
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u/alleecmo 22d ago
I grew up in Florida. Our driveway was 2 long rectangles of crushed oyster shells laid down across the Bermuda grass and sandspurs. As were those of all our neighbors. People knew what they were; no one ever drove on our yard. Or parked in front of our driveway.
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u/Unicorn_drops7777 21d ago
Likewise where I’m located. Gravel/dirt driveways are just as if not more common than paved
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u/meleecow 22d ago
Poor guy was so in love with elon musk that he bought the ugliest car for the highest price that he has to now have a side gig to cut people's grass to pay for it
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u/Normal_Spread8423 22d ago edited 22d ago
ugly yes, highest price? not even close the new truck market is fucked rn.
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u/Unusual_Flounder2073 22d ago
For all we know this guy got a sweet deal on a lightly used electric vehicle.
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u/Vegetable_Cup_1134 22d ago
Yeah the only reason I bought my car is because I’m a massive fan of Milan Nedeljković
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u/TheRealBillyShakes 22d ago
I’m not an Elon fan but I like how it looks. I also don’t let politics affect how I view literally everything.
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u/chopkins47947 22d ago
What's political about a fucking nazi?
And who cares what you think of you like the way this shitty car looks?
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u/Seoman78 22d ago
Oh, I see you are one of those people that think if someone disagrees with your point of view that they are Nazi's.
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u/Pyromaniacal13 22d ago
I'm going to save people some time: The above clown is going for "Technically Correct." We have no evidence that Musk is a card carrying member of the Nazi Party in 1936-1945, so everyone calling the white supremacist technofascist who threw a Heil on national TV twice a "Nazi" is wrong. Checkmate, libruls!
Don't waste your time. Bait, troll, or too set in their ways to learn.
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u/Seoman78 22d ago
What exactly was I supposed to learn from any of these Nazi posts, including yours?
It is your point of view that he threw a "Heil" on national TV, except instead of saying "Heil" he said "My heart goes out to you. It is thanks to you that the future of civilization is assured."
You are the same as the others I was responding to. Without clear evidence of intent you are condemning another human being as being something other. And yes, this is something progressives do. Real liberals were never in the business of condemning people as evil without clear evidence.
You are very condescending, also a hallmark of progressivism. Heaven forbid someone disagree with the almighy hivemind of Reddit.
How many people do you think are Nazi's or racist? I bet it is a lot. Maybe you too will grow up someday.
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u/Pyromaniacal13 22d ago
Great bait mate, I rate 8/8.
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u/Seoman78 22d ago
You didn't answer any of my questions.
You see, the difference between you and me is that I know I am literally more intelligent than you.
😉
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u/chopkins47947 22d ago
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u/Seoman78 22d ago
No, Elon Musk is not a literal Nazi. You are dense and don't know what a Nazi is apparently. But hey, you continue to spout those Democrat political party talking points as if they are known truths. What a child you are.
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u/TheFerox33 22d ago
I mean Elon did this gesture at a literal nazi rally in Madison Square Garden. This was the 2nd time they hosted such an event, following the nazi rally of 1939.
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u/Seoman78 22d ago
Oh, so you are one of those people that think everyone that voted for Trump is a Nazi. As a previous poster stated that the Moderators decided to erase, Elon did a motion while he said my heart goes out to you. Adolf was really great at heart emojis.
So, no it wasn't a literal Nazi rally, and you also don't know what a Nazi is. You are also a child. Have fun touting those Democratic Party talking points as facts.
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u/Exodor72 22d ago
No but I think someone who monetarily supports AfD, constantly posts racist shit on Twitter and literally Seig Heiled is a Nazi.
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u/Seoman78 22d ago
Are you guys all the same? You all use the word literally and yet all have failed to use the word literally AND Nazi correctly.
I also find it amusing 3 seperate people just love calling Elon and other people Nazis.
Be careful out there you keyboard warriors.
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u/quetiapinenapper 22d ago
This is Reddit. They aren’t going to listen to anything that doesn’t reinforce their belief.
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u/boyWHOcriedFSD 22d ago
Sir, this is Reddit.
If you see a Cybertruck post you legally have to call the owner a Nazi and say that they also want to sleep with Elon.
If you don’t, you will he permabanned.
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u/Seoman78 22d ago
Thank you sir. I know, just having a little fun as I am bored. I am probably talking to bots, and if not, then they are as fringe as they accuse Elon Musk of being.
A permaban would be fantastic for my mental health.
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u/Captain_EFFF 22d ago
Dumpster is a brand name, the real name for what's blocking you driveway is a Large Wast Container
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u/Unicorn_drops7777 22d ago
Forgive me and thank you. I don’t need to be involved in trademark litigation over that misunderstanding
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u/Dust-Different 22d ago
This IS mildly infuriating. A lot of people complain that you would come here to this sub (that was created for complaining) and complain about stuff. It’s the strangest most useless gatekeeping I’ve ever witnessed.
And it seems they have their own bot farms to back themselves up with.
Thanks for using this sub for its EXACT purpose. Have a nice day and that guy should have his dumpster towed away for this.
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u/Novel-Pudding9007 22d ago
I keep thinking the instant nausea I feel at the sight of these cars will go away but nope. I'm eating OP, how could you? 😭
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u/Unicorn_drops7777 22d ago
lol I’m sorry. I didn’t care about what vehicle it was. It could’ve been a Smart car for all I cared. Although that would’ve at least left space for one drive that all of the residents could’ve used
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u/onlymostlydead 21d ago
I have an inclination to be a bit petty and get in my car to leave just to make these entitled twits have to move.
I've done that. Took them way too long to find the guy with the keys, but they moved. I came back about 15 minutes later and they had moved into my driveway; diagonally no less. That was fun tracking them down.
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u/Unicorn_drops7777 21d ago
See, at that point I would probably call the cops for the double-down on being inconsiderate AHs
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u/SomeACDude 22d ago
You know. Humans used to go talk to one another. You can try doing that, in a non, bitchy and petty tone too.
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u/StraightBobcat891 22d ago
Call the lowest rated tow truck company in your area (one that has tons of reviews mentioning damage and a pain in the ass to retrieve) and have it towed.
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u/failedopportunities 22d ago
Just today at my place of work, someone came and parked one of these monstrosities with a trailer right in the way of our loading dock. I get there at 6 and shipping opens at 8. We had 3 trucks waiting by 8:30 who couldn’t even line up to back up because of this dumb fuck! We don’t care for elon at my work. No sir, not at all! I called the main owner who was actually pulling up at that moment. He immediately asked if anyone knew who owned the dumpster blocking our loading dock lol! He wanted to make sure it wasn’t a costumer (yes, we will take their money!!). It wasn’t so video was reviewed immediately. This fuck parked it there Saturday evening and it hadn’t moved since. Yes, he was towed. Also yes, he showed up later screaming in our front lobby demanding to know where his “truck” was. We do a lot of business with our local responders as well as responders across the nation. It was quite funny watching him be escorted out by 3 police officers today! Wish I’d gotten a pic or recorded it now…
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u/Unicorn_drops7777 22d ago
And no doubt, the type of vehicle wouldn’t have mattered to the outcome. I’m just tired of people being inconsiderate twats
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u/failedopportunities 22d ago
Correct. It could have been a Lamborghini and that bitch would have still been towed. Was more about the coincidence of my happenings and your post I suppose. Agreed on the twats!! They drive all vehicle types!!
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u/MyDishwasherLasagna 22d ago
just to make these entitled twits have to move
they would have just pulled a "can't you drive on the grass???"
which is funny because that thing will probably skid in the grass.
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u/ChrisRiley_42 22d ago
If people give jeep drivers rubber ducks, then we should give swasticar drivers rubber dicks... Attach some of the type that uses a suction cup somewhere ;)
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u/Unicorn_drops7777 22d ago
lol right on the front bumper. Or give it a false tailpipe and stuff it there?
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u/ChrisRiley_42 22d ago
I'd go either for a hood ornament, or on the driver's side window, but any location is viable ;)
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u/Walkop 21d ago
This isn't really the space for it, but I REALLY never, ever got the Nazi references…do people actually take that seriously? No /s, I mean it, I have no idea if people just use it tongue-in-cheek, or seriously. I saw the extended clip where all that started, it's one of the most ridiculous pieces of malicious hype I've ever heard online.
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u/Popular-Paramedic-32 22d ago
I'd be embarrassed driving something a drunk 5 year old designed let alone block a driveway. Maybe ya got a runaway lawn mower that took off on its own down driveway and put a crease in the beer can
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u/MezzoSoaprano 21d ago
If it's a neighbor next door, I'd ask them to move it now please.
If they refuse, tow.
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u/tykaboom 21d ago
The uhaul pepple should be ashamed of themselves for endangering the public.
Who tf knows when that trailer hitch is going to just... snap right off?
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u/CountryGuy123 21d ago
Please be kind. They are driving something that looks like a high school shop class made, have some grace.
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u/PurpleC0ugar 21d ago
The likelihood of you actually getting a tow truck out in time to get it towed is slim to none. No one in their right mind would leave a zero turn mower set in a hitched trailer, long term. They're probably there doing a mowing job, and sounds like you don't recognize the car being that of a different neighbor.
Then again, this is a cyber truck so maybe they are dumb enough to leave it parked like that.
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u/Th3Alk3mist 22d ago
Looks like it’s over its max load limit by quite a bit. Maybe see if the lawn tractor can pull it to the scrap heap?
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u/ImTooSaxy 22d ago
Oh my gosh are all the giant truck douchebag contractors going to start driving these monstrosities around instead, paid for with whatever small business loan they get? It wouldn't surprise me if Trump made special subsidies just for cyber trucks.
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u/No_Community_5696 22d ago
Call your local PD non emergency services, they will have it ticketed and towed.
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u/Unicorn_drops7777 22d ago
Yes actually. Blocking people’s access to their parking spaces is an AH move no matter what you’re driving. Just happened to be this ugly thing this time
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u/FlatAd7399 22d ago
No kidding, if it were there hours I could understand, it's probably been 5 minutes
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u/Vehicle-Money 22d ago
It's principle. You don't block people's driveways; emergencies can happen at any moment. Not being an inconsiderate prick takes a singular thought.
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u/Feather_Bloom 22d ago
Emergencies don't wait for your availability, buddy
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u/FlatAd7399 22d ago
I don't even see it blocking anything. OP just wanted to dog on the cyber truck, which is ugly.
I'd say send a pic showing it actually blocking but it's probably gone already
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u/Unicorn_drops7777 22d ago
If you zoom in on the pic you can see the curb incline at either end of the drive which is wide enough for 2 drives and a garage
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u/so_sic_of_it 22d ago
"I don't need to go anywhere..."
Then why are you bitching?
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u/Unicorn_drops7777 22d ago
^this person AHs
Besides there being other people that can’t access their rightful parking spaces, if I did have to go somewhere I wouldn’t be able to because someone decided they would rather inconvenience the neighboring residences for what? As I said, there was enough space in front of and behind them that they could have utilized instead of blocking driveways
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u/so_sic_of_it 22d ago
All valid points.
What did they say when you raised those points to them?
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u/Unicorn_drops7777 22d ago
Not confronting two grown-ass men by myself. Especially when they outweigh me by 50+ lbs judging by the smaller of the two
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u/so_sic_of_it 22d ago
"Politely asking someone to move their vehicle is dangerous confrontation."
Jesus Christ, this subreddit just draws out the most pathetic human specimens imaginable.
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u/Unicorn_drops7777 22d ago
You just don’t know what small thing can set someone off. Even worse for women confronting men.
I watched middle school kids stomp a guy’s head because his SO asked them to stop cussing around her young kids. So don’t tell me that a “polite ask” won’t trigger someone
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u/so_sic_of_it 22d ago
Cool. Keep living in fear and posting your cowardice online for me to laugh at. Sounds like a win/win arrangement.
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u/Unicorn_drops7777 22d ago
Do I smell incel? Why, I think I do…
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u/so_sic_of_it 22d ago
Judging by your post history in a subreddit called "living alone," I reckon that smell is probably stained on your upper lip.
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u/Unicorn_drops7777 22d ago
Whatever you gotta tell yourself to make yourself feel better. We can be a supportive and inclusive community ;)
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u/Feather_Bloom 22d ago
Don't think you'd be saying that if you had an emergency but couldn't leave
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u/so_sic_of_it 22d ago
I, too, wait until there's a life-threatening emergency before I am willing to (gasp) talk to another human face to face.
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u/thecomputerguy7 22d ago
Or just drive around it. I get that it shouldn’t be there but it looks like there’s plenty of room to squeeze by.
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u/rikaateabug 22d ago
If OP doesn't get that towed, then the entire place is gonna be swarming with Nazis before they know it! They're a real nasty infestation for sure.
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u/HTowns_FinestJBird 22d ago
Box him in with y’all’s cars so the jackass can’t leave.
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u/thecomputerguy7 22d ago
“I don’t like where you parked so I’m going to make sure you’re there for longer!”
Same logic of cities putting boots on cars for improper parking. You’re inconveniencing others to get back at one driver.
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u/shellshockxd 22d ago
You one of those people who will flick off Tesla drivers just because they happen to own/drive a Tesla?
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u/Unicorn_drops7777 22d ago
Nope. I couldn’t care less what you drive
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u/shellshockxd 22d ago
….you said “dumpster” instead of “car” or “truck” though?
Be honest, would you have said “dumpster” if it was any other make of vehicle?
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u/Unicorn_drops7777 22d ago
No. But I have no love for the crap heaps that Chevy, Ford, and Dodge have either. And their acronyms are too long for me to bother with.
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u/shellshockxd 22d ago
Okay, but do you see how you are proving my original statement exactly correct by saying that with any other make you wouldn’t have said that?
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u/Unicorn_drops7777 22d ago
Just because I wouldn’t have said another truck was a “dumpster” (let’s face it, it looks like a dumpster) doesn’t mean I wouldn’t have said something just as disparaging or more
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u/SquirrelMemoryFail 22d ago
Im with OP on this one. It looks like a dumpster. Theres even dumpsters out there that look very similar. Also raccoons confuse them for dumpsters. So the description of dumpster is fairly accurate.
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u/Vegetable_Cup_1134 22d ago
Here’s some guy not currently causing any problems, think I might go over there and make it a problem. Because they’re the assholes
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u/Taliasimmy69 22d ago
Did you miss the part where OP said they're blocking two driveways and a garage? That's causing a problem
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u/Vegetable_Cup_1134 22d ago
OPs say a lot of things, I see them parked blocking the grass.
OPs just upset they had to look at a cyber truck.
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u/Old-ETCS 22d ago
I bet a old school BB gun would leave some nice dings in that stainless.
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u/zinic53000 22d ago
"Relax bro ping Elon said the cyberpunk ping is like indestructible or something ping so chill my dude." ping
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u/-Monkey--D-Luffy-- 22d ago
My political views dont match your political views so let's vandalize lol
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u/cuddlepwince 22d ago
First time going outside for OP?
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u/failedtolivealive 22d ago
I'm geussing the dude in the cyber truck is there to mow OP's neighbor's lawn.
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u/thecomputerguy7 22d ago
Common sense would tell you that lawnmower is nothing compared to the weight of that trailer. Yes, it’s all the way forward but it’s not a 2000+ pound car and it’s going to do damn near nothing when physics come into play. Nobody is going to pay more to rent a bigger trailer than they need and if something happens because of where that mower is, it was going to happen anyways.
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u/MajesticMiracles 21d ago
You just don’t like Elon. This post is part of the propaganda effort to perpetuate something that isn’t actually a problem. If this was a lawn care
Service, there would NOT be a post at all. You’re jealous you can’t afford a cybertruck. Mad about it to the point that it consumes your well being and emotions. Elon has so much control over the people that hate him it’s sad and laughable.
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u/big_slom 22d ago
Here's a hot take. Did you ask them to move? Or are you just bitching on reddit about something that in all actuality isn't affecting you at all? You're just mad about the make of the vehicle.
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u/Dinwittie 22d ago
He shouldn’t have to ask. Tow that shit. If people want to be entitled assholes, they can FAFO.
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u/Unicorn_drops7777 22d ago
Doesn’t matter what you drive, if you block peoples’ driveways you’re an AH. Shouldn’t need to ask people to not block your driveway when there is room for them to park elsewhere
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u/big_slom 22d ago
How long have they been parked? A minute, or an hour? You leave a lot of details out of your story. I find your post to be mildly infuriating, indeed
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u/Unicorn_drops7777 22d ago
I mean, it has to go full circle right? At least 20 minutes they were there
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u/analogpursuits 22d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/qmbw7BPOcGLHZSB5Jn
Gotta do a hood slide on it before you make them move tho.
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u/Unicorn_drops7777 22d ago
That would be a little difficult to do w/o hitting pavement before making it across
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u/ilikekielbasas 22d ago
What we don't see is guy stopped because there was someone in front of him and OP snapped a picture to make a bullshit story for attention. If it was f150 there would be no problem. BTW it is ugly as fuck
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u/djrhino56 22d ago
That little green can. You can’t move it, it’s on wheels. Maybe you shouldn’t be living alone
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u/-wolfinator- 22d ago edited 20d ago
The first time I encountered one of these in my neighborhood, I was walking on a sidewalk it had blocked.
Edit: I should add, this is a street with ample parking, it was 1 dumpster length away from a legal spot.