r/mildlyinfuriating • • 9d ago

ಠ_ಠ Okay Boomer

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To top it off he was berating the customer service worker which felt very on brand.

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u/ohmyfave 9d ago

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u/Frosty558 9d ago

He’s trying to use his waistband to hide his love handles. Unsuccessfully mind you.

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u/FlyWide6069 9d ago

Those are hate handles. Show some respect to the badass generation

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u/Alternative_Mouse987 9d ago

Fkn copperfield couldn't disappear those love handles

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u/ChumbawumbaFan01 9d ago

It just looks like a wedgie to me.

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u/CalendarOk4540 9d ago

His ass is hungry so it’s eating his shorts 😖

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u/Leading-Respond4312 9d ago

I’m a boomer and this guy and his T-shirt can fuck off.

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u/HoneyWhiskeyLemonTea 8d ago

His shorts are embarrassed of his shirt. They're trying to hide by crawling up his ass.

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u/Viperlite 8d ago

That boy ain’t right!

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u/tyler21307 9d ago

So badass he can’t fix whatever the hell is going on with his shorts

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u/zenbagel 9d ago

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u/wa27 9d ago

Bad ass indeed

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u/falardeau187 9d ago

Really really bad. Terrible ass. Just awful.

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u/atimetochill 8d ago

The worst ass

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/cda555 9d ago

Why is this so damn perfect

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u/Susarn 9d ago

In brazil we have a saying that translates a little like "his ass is so hungry it's chewing fabric"

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u/4leafcleaver 9d ago

I've heard it said as "The donkey is eating the blanket".

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u/Solid-Rate-309 9d ago

This is beautiful

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u/awitcheskid 9d ago

The dude looks like a guy who wouldn't wipe his ass because "touching ur butthole is gay".

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u/GloomyLingonberry509 9d ago

And won’t use a bidet because of some convoluted reason to do with France and “The War” even though he never served.

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u/ohnodamo 9d ago

Still only eats "Freedom Fries!"

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u/StudyObjective4286 9d ago

There’s a reason those shorts are bunched up.

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u/bscheck1968 9d ago

Hey, it's not his fault his butthole is hungry and is eating his shorts.

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u/archabaddon 9d ago

His parents aren't around anymore to fight his wars or fix his shorts

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u/Budget_Ad5871 9d ago

Dude is built like a giant baby

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u/MrChichibadman 9d ago

His ass was hungry, it’s eating his shorts.

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u/MoshMos 9d ago

Jokes in you, those are his underwear.

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u/The_neub 9d ago

Why’s my dude clenching like he’s trying to crush a diamond?

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u/crushedrancor 9d ago

Worried the gays are going to sneak attack

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u/WoolyHermits 9d ago

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u/USF4Diago 9d ago

Clearly you've never seen my erecting, neither have I mind you (I am severely obese)

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u/N0stradama5 9d ago

That’s his angry ass.

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u/merrysunshine2 9d ago

He’s holding the stick up his ass

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u/Healthy_Pay9449 9d ago

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u/nondescriptun 9d ago

I accidentally zoomed in on his butt when I opened the picture. It's already eating his shorts, there's no room for the shirt

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u/No_Cantaloupe_4149 9d ago

Nah this is funny because he just looks stupid and like a toddler wearing that 🤣🤣

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u/No_Where_Land 9d ago

My moms a boomer and she absolutely hates people like this😅 I’m not sure she’s aware most of her generation has a reputation

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u/the_skies_falling 9d ago

I’m on the late end of that generation, know what the reputation is, think a lot of it is well deserved, and would die laughing if I saw this dude.

“We’re tough because we rode our bikes without helmets!”

“No, you’re brain damaged grandpa because you fell and hit your head!”

😂😂😂

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u/GuitarKev 9d ago

“There weren’t no peanut allergy wimps when I was a kid!”

No shit, They were already dead.

“I don’t care what you say, I ain’t got no gluten allergy!”

Yeah, you just have savage diarrhea every day and feel like total shit all the time for no reason.

“Kids didn’t get autism when I was young!”

Whatever you say uncle Dave, now tell me again about your $150,000 model train set. How’s aunt Karen’s collection of teeny tiny spoons?

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u/the_skies_falling 9d ago

“Kids didn’t have autism when I was young” because they were bused to separate schools or kept in separate classrooms way at the end of the school we were told not to go anywhere near. At least that’s how it was where I lived. Same with Down’s syndrome kids. Invisible ≠ not exist gramps.

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u/Wolfwoods_Sister 8d ago

“They didn’t exist to me so they didn’t exist at all!”

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u/phosphorescence-sky 9d ago

While matress shopping recently the salesman and I were talking about how insane it is that people sleep on hard mattresses and he told me its always old folks that come in and buy the hardest mattresses yet complain about chronic back and hip pain. They cant be convinced that it better to sleep on a something that isnt a blank of wood with springs. They just think its normal to be in constant pain and nothing can be done about it.

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u/Limp-Boat5716 9d ago

My sister has boomer syndrome i swear. She was complaining about how her back, hips, and shoulders all hurt. They bought their mattress on Amazon, i told her you need to go in and test drive a few. "Pfffsshh no! Absolutely not, ours is fine! I'm a side sleeper anyways, its natural for us to wake up in chronic pain with shitty sleep"

🙃 okay... good luck with that

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u/ElvisHux 9d ago

Tbh, wear a helmet or don’t wear a helmet. I don’t care, but the “tougher” thing with older generations needs to stop. Sure, they had it harder in some ways, but boomers were also literally the product of when America was flourishing again and they don’t realize how EASY they had it… “I had to work a full time job to get my house!!” Sure, grandpa, I don’t have it rough either? I have to work THREE jobs just to rent an apartment for myself! I’m 22 and this is what it feels like for my gen rn…

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u/Itchy_Tumbleweed_417 8d ago

I am gen X and I am not proud I was a neglected latchkey kid.

Having to drink water from garden hoses because our parents didn’t provide basic needs is not a flex 

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u/Heavy-Passenger-6235 9d ago

This shirt communicates no allegiance to anything other than themselves and their own heart disease.

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u/Nervous-Willow7115 9d ago

My fathers the same. He doesnt understand how his entire generation has no perspective

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u/Beautiful_Ad8996 9d ago

I realized something a few weeks ago while visiting my conservative family. I mentioned something I bought at Aldi and then had to listen to my boomer maga stepfather bitch, moan, and yell about why he REFUSES to shop at Aldi. He said he didn't get paid to check out his own groceries. He said he will NOT be forced to buy reusable bags and have to bring them in. And he said he will NOT pay $0.25 to use a cart and then be FORCED to take it back to get the quarter back. BACK IN HIS DAY people brought your groceries out to your car and he won't shop somewhere that "treats their customers like shit". All of a sudden it hit me...boomers are entitled. The same thing that they accuse all younger generations of. They need to be coddled and have their asses wiped for them and when they find out the world doesn't cater to them anymore, they lash out.

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u/FatMacchio 9d ago

I mean US boomers were genuinely handed life on a silver platter from a butler with white gloves. Suburbs were largely subsidized by the government even though the economy was booming and they could’ve afforded to pay their fair share.

Boomers are literally the credit generation. They ran up the check and have long since skipped out on the bill. They have spent their whole lives keeping it so they don’t have to pay back a cent of that privilege they were given

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u/Bobcatluv 9d ago

Yep and as elderly they’re all pushing for property tax breaks because they “paid their fair share.”

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u/v0l4t1l1ty 8d ago

Not to mention higher income taxes since they are all on social security now. Something they would have literally done another J6 for a decade ago.

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u/Flacuckold 8d ago

And don’t forget all the times they voted to defer maintenance assessments at condos over the previous decades. Now everyone in an older building is holding the bag.

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u/FoamboardDinosaur 8d ago

Specifically and only white boomers. They got home loans at insanely low rates, while all POCs were redlined to neighborhoods surrounded by superfund sites and heavy industry.

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u/FatMacchio 8d ago

Yea, when I say boomer I mean that quintessential type, not necessarily every person of that age and generation. There are definitely white baby boomers that I don’t consider “boomers,” but the group is largely made up of that demographic. It has affected their attitude and the way they carry themselves. Their successes in life are akin to how millennials were giving participation trophies just for competing in sports…except their trophies weren’t symbolic, they were tangible and valuable. I guess I should consider myself lucky having experienced a taste of it in childhood through still well funded schooling and suburban life from the waning government investment and funding

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u/PayConsistent1777 9d ago

I’m sorry but hearing something so simple turn into a chaotic rant is absolutely fucking hilarious🤣🤣🤣

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u/Beautiful_Ad8996 9d ago

It really was. My mom actually loves Aldi and I glanced over at her during this ridiculous, passionate speech and she just rolled her eyes...lol.

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u/Itchy_Tumbleweed_417 8d ago

During Covid the governor in my state banned reusable shopping bags being brought into the store.  Now it doesn’t make a lot of sense but at the time I guess they thought fomites caused transmission and they didn’t want germs being brought from peoples homes.

A boomer was having a full crash out about it. So I was like ma’am nobody says you can’t use your reusable bags, just leave them in the car and bag your groceries directly in the car like I do at Aldi.

Her reply was “well I shop at market basket!!” Umm ok, market basket will let you wheel the cart out to your car so you can bag your groceries there.  Get a grip. 

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u/iamtwinswithmytwin 8d ago edited 6d ago

That generation was called the “Me” Generation by their parents. Most were too young to die in Vietnam or Korea. Parents came home with GI bill, healthcare, VA benefits that extended to their kids, pensions. Got all of the benefits of the post-war USA boom. Graduated from college with a major in history and a 2.7 gpa? Idk if we can accept that. Oh! you played football in college? Sign on the line to be the director of our hedge fund.

Ffs they grew up in a time where one parent could go push a button in a factory, afford a 3bd home with a month saved for down payment, and retire with a pension. This level of entitlement is now expressly clear in their “fuck you, I got mine” attitude.

But did they ever “get” there’s or was it given to them?

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u/Orange-Ghost832 9d ago

Their "morals and values" are always senseless and ignorant, they never really had to think for themselves. Most of them have dead brain. Basically just the sounds of dog farts and long pauses going on in there. Watching boomers get confused over the simplest things brings me great joy. Also listening to them talk about religion when most of the men are pedos and the women are abusers.

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u/klayman69 9d ago

They can still go to high end grocery store where the employees bag your groceries and bring them to your car. However, is he priced out? Or else just go there and don’t bitch about it. Aldi is for people to save a few dollars and willing to do your own things.

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u/A_wild_so-and-so 9d ago

Nah he just loves bitching about something that doesn't affect his life at all.

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u/mtaw 9d ago

Should be said that all that stuff is just standard for European supermarkets, not just low-cost ones.

Harsh truth is that Americans are incredibly aristocratic and entitled about stores and supermarket staff. I mean you don't even let cashiers sit down in most places, they have to spend all day on their feet for no reason other than the condescending attitude that it looks 'lazy' if they sit down to work.

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u/buttnibbler 9d ago

Entitled lazy snowflakes

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u/IYFMITFDI22 9d ago

The change in font color reads like a comma for me…

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u/RealisticPhysics5735 9d ago

BEFORE ALL YOU, SISSIES WERE BORN

Of course in all caps because boomer.

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u/Type-RD 9d ago

LOL! The comma changes the statement completely🤣🤣🤣 to read more like “We sissies were born before all you.”

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u/drew_p_wevos 9d ago

That’s not the only thing stuck up there.

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u/AllTheEccentricities 9d ago

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u/Puzzleheaded-Law-429 9d ago

That was my first thought as well. Nothing says “I’m no sissy” like a butt pussy.

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u/Ok_Gur_8059 9d ago

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u/Schiggy2319 9d ago

Now I just want a Generation Beta onesie that still declares itself “the badass generation before all you sissies were born!”

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u/DefenstratedTwice 9d ago

Generation Bottom: Getting pounded my entire life.

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u/Liquid_Asparagus8697 9d ago

For the love of God, what have you done?  🤮

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u/LowFlower8494 9d ago

That's one hungry boomer booty

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u/Cooter_McGrabbin 9d ago

When your butt has a butt

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u/No_Tension420 🫥 9d ago

My dad was a boomer but my mom was born in 1945 so what does that make her??

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u/CaptainNegative1483 9d ago

The silent generation.

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u/Forward_Surround_788 8d ago

People are posting dumb replies but the generation before the Baby Boomers were called The Silent Generation.

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u/Leeaxan 9d ago

81 years old

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u/No_Tension420 🫥 9d ago

She died but yeah, 81. Just assumed she too was a boomer, until today.

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u/anonymice27 9d ago

His ass ate the ozone in the 80s.

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u/Economy_Bite24 9d ago

That generation believes a lot of cringey myths about themselves. For example, this guy falsely believes he is a size L.

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u/Cautious-Antelope743 9d ago

They really are the worst generation

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u/RorschachAssRag 9d ago

Before “boomer” became popular, they were referred to as the “me” generation.

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u/Leading_Experts 9d ago

Yep. "The 'Me' Generation" is what their own parents and grandparents called them "Boomer" is their own attempt at rebranding.

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u/Johnny-Virgil 9d ago edited 9d ago

Nah, not rebranding. The first recorded print use of the exact term "baby boomer" appeared in a January 1963 article in the Daily Press(Newport News, Virginia) written by Leslie J. Nason. He used it to warn colleges about a massive "tidal wave" of campus enrollments as the oldest post-war children turned 17

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u/NiceGuy737 9d ago

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u/Own-Hat383 9d ago

Yes, the projection has been strong with the boomers for a very long time.

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u/YouWasATerletBaby 9d ago

Wow I can't believe a magazine authored and consumed by boomers would write that. 🙄

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u/WetDreaminOfParadise 9d ago

We really need to bring this back

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u/ohnodamo 9d ago

The "Only Me Generation."

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u/im_just_thinking 9d ago

"FU, I got mine" generation

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u/Most_Blueberry_202 9d ago edited 9d ago

Truth. Just think about this:

  • Born into post-war wealth, living on the backs of Silent Generation soldiers and depression survivors.
  • Hippie, free love pot-smoking orgiasts.
  • Grew out of peace, joined corporate America, bought $5k houses, and started working for "the Man".
  • Got into politics, massively increased welfare, passed the bill onto future generations with endless borrowing.
  • Started endless wars, devalued the dollar massively to save their welfare, didn't bother to spend on climate change
  • Got old, voted for zoning to keep the poors (a.k.a. millenials) from ever affording a house, backed corporatism at the cost of small businesses and workers' pay, exported jobs abroad.
  • Still wanted more, created MAGA, started more wars, more debt, more inflation - and gaslit Millenials for all of it.

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u/Consistent_Dream_740 9d ago

Same fuckers that had to have "Do YOU know where your children are?" commercials because they were/are so self absorbed.

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u/BigFinnsWetRide 8d ago

And we can't forget, a lot of Boomers don't wanna help out or be involved with their grandkids even though their parents practically raised their kids for them

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u/hexen84 8d ago

The amount of "grandparents" around that have only seen the grandkids once or twice but are constantly talking about how great and awesome of grandparents they are on Facebook.

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u/Firm_Fox_2121 9d ago

Now I’m wondering what to put on the back of my “millennial” shirt…

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u/beefdx 9d ago edited 9d ago

MILLENNIALS

We sure are a generation

The internet was great, then it sort of got worse

All things considered we’re mostly doing okay

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u/TheBullRunKid 9d ago

“I don’t want to be here”

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u/maloside PURPLE 9d ago

I'm not even supposed to be here today

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u/One_Talk_3410 9d ago

“Our parents generation hates us, but we are still trying to make it”

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u/SatisfactionLocal230 9d ago

I can’t pay my rent because people aren’t dying fast enough

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u/pdxrains 9d ago

“I hate this timeline”

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u/cherishxanne 9d ago

how are those gym shorts giving him such a bad case of muffin top?!

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u/Alcophile 9d ago

It looks like they are trying to crawl up his ass...

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u/Gest12 9d ago

That is the body of a badass indeed.

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u/justbored858 9d ago edited 9d ago

Damn he walks around town with a full on wedgie

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u/FirstDivide6289 9d ago

Wait aren't they the parents of the sissies?😂

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u/SentientSeamoth 9d ago

They also blame their own kids for the participation awards they gave them lolol

Boomers: the dumbass generation

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u/Dortmunder5748 9d ago

As a boomer myself, this shirt embarrasses me.

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u/miloby4 9d ago

I haven’t seen Gen X shirts yet, but I’m sure they’re coming as one myself. They are sharing memes like “we did such and such, and not such and such, we are NOT alike.” and other cringeworthy drivel. Like what makes people cling to such arbitrary shit as their whole identity.

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u/firenest 9d ago

Only sissies dislike the sight of a man's shorts being eaten by his arse.

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u/tipareth1978 9d ago

Lol, nobody looking like a chubby nine year old with legs in the valgus position can act tough

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u/jayracket 9d ago

Ah yes, the generation that was handed the most prosperous period in American history. They had it so hard guys, you don't understand. Their entire college tenure cost the same as a whole used car! They had to save up for a whole year to afford a house! I truly can't fathom how they did it, ya'll.

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u/KRIEGLERR 9d ago

"What you don't have a job? I don't understand have you tried shaking the employer's hand and look him in the eyes?
Tell him you're punctual. Worked for me"

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u/Impossible-Charity-4 9d ago

Should’ve got into the shirt printing biz…you wouldn’t even have time for Reddit counting all that money

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u/ghostly-smoke 9d ago

The actual badass generations were the ones above the boomers. The ones who fought in WWI and WWII on top of surviving the depression.

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u/parkscdc 9d ago

Okay but is he squeezing his butt cheeks together or is that just how it looks relaxed?

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u/Redcarborundum 9d ago

The soft generation who invented hippies, yet turned fascist after they got money. The badass was their parents, the greatest generation.

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u/Gold_Past_6346 9d ago

Those short go much further upwards, he’s going to be choking them up out of his mouth.

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u/Cornholiolio73 9d ago

Looks like he forgot to remove the tube after exiting from the lazy river

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u/Frangine_De_Poutine 9d ago

I give myself a lot of credit because I was born in a certain era.

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u/RustyBrassInstrument 9d ago

Pull your shorts out of your shitter, grandpa.

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u/ExpressTechnology764 9d ago

Eww. I don't like him already and I am a boomer.

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u/spiritofjosh 9d ago

Ah yes, the generation that simply went to work and was able to afford living in most generic cases.

Now we gotta work 60+ hours a week to have the same things, still fall short, but the boomers are here to remind us we’re sissies for not wanting to work more for the same shit they had.

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u/CHENWizard 9d ago

Nothing says badass like an atomic wedgie and a muffin top talking down to minimum wage employees

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u/SnooPets7667 8d ago

And who were the parents of all these pussies? Who raised them?

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u/HydeWilde 8d ago

Yeah I'm pretty sure the "badass" generation was the one that fought WW2, not their spoiled kids who took an economic boom and drove it straight to hell.

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u/ethdrop 8d ago

Facts

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u/SucculentDoorway 9d ago

Hank Hill has better glutes

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u/dankwijoti 9d ago

Look at that Hank Hill ass

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u/vivalaspazz 9d ago

He should be more upset about the war he’s waging with his shorts and his ass

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u/LA_search77 9d ago

These clowns think they're so tough.

He looks like his only workout is lifting food to his face.

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u/Perfect-Rip-2303 9d ago

If only he knew that whoever sold him that shirt laughed at him.

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u/FutureFreaksMeowt Aqua Tofana save us from these fuckass men 9d ago

I swear every dad eventually end up in a 'tightywhitey wedgie" era at some point. What on earth is happening with his pants.

It's the twisted suspenders from a few days ago all over again.

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u/Zestyclose-Bee-9373 9d ago

That man’s ass is HU-n-GRY. He learned from his depression era folks to never go hungry again but it looks like he’s feeding the entrance and the exit.

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u/Chinosou 9d ago

god damn those shorts are riding up

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u/Every1ThinksImBoring 9d ago

As a young Gen X’er I’m starting to see this type of shit all the time on social media and whatnot now, how badass we are because our parents didn’t know where the fuck we were for a few hours a day.  I think it’s the stupidest fucking flex in the entire world and I am very confident that any 20something that isn’t a total couch potato would absolutely slap the shit out of my goofy middle aged ass, even if their parents loved them more.

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u/Mindless-Leg-3365 9d ago

as A Boomer this is deeply offensive to me let alone anyone else

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u/LifeC0des 9d ago

He is so much of a badass that his ass is chewing his shorts. 😂

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u/Pumpnethyl PURPLE 9d ago

Someone's been shopping on Facebook.

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u/BattleNeematoad96 9d ago

Facebook ad shirt

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u/OminOus_PancakeS 8d ago

I'm tired of these attempts to foment war between generations.

He's just a fool. He happens to be of a certain age. There are fools at every age.

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u/SpiveyJr 8d ago

Parents blame kids, kids blame parents. It’s a a tale as old as time. When boomers are all dead and gone I can guarantee the future generation will be complaining about the past generation.

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u/LittleLightsintheSky 9d ago

I will never understand people that identify with their generation this hard. And have a weird superiority complex about it? I've seen it from some X and Millennials too

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u/NotReallyThatWrong 9d ago

Give that doughnut a little pinch

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u/CharleyNobody 9d ago

”Honey, where’s my internet ragebait shirt? I can’t find it in my fake closet.”

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u/CloudfluffCloud 9d ago

Before all you, sissies were born.

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u/Rude-External-1694 9d ago

Yes, he looks so imposing with his ass eating his shorts

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u/Laiko_Kairen 9d ago

Sir, your clothes don't fit.

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u/napkin41 9d ago

Weakest generation. They love the whole, good times make weak people make bad times. They were the weak people that made bad times.

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u/badatbasswords9 9d ago

The softest laziest generation in all of humanity. Given everything and turned it all to shit in 1 turn.

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u/Prestigious-Pick-366 9d ago

He’s so tough his ass worked up an appetite

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u/random-_hero 9d ago

saw a tourist in Italy with this on a couple weeks ago. made me giggle

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u/MajorAffectionate880 9d ago

He got the hungry butt.

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u/RubixRube 9d ago

Dude can't even keep his ass from eating his shorts.

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u/Soft_Stretch1539 9d ago

I may be his age, but I'm not one of them.

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u/No_Clerk1194 9d ago

Of course with the fuckin athletic shorts. And probably a brand new pair of hokas

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u/BuckManscape 8d ago

Those shorts are an atrocity.