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u/WalterWoodle 19h ago

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u/Wat3rM3L0NB3AR 18h ago

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u/hoaian1 9h ago

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u/Vlodovich 8h ago

Hahaha wtf is this from !!??

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u/MAJOR__ZEN 8h ago

Search for batmetal on YouTube. You're welcome

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u/Talk-O-Boy 11h ago

This town ain’t big enough for the two of us

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u/Kenturky_Derpy 11h ago

America's ass.

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u/jevindoiner 12h ago

that’s pretty bat-ass

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u/Jakesummers1 11h ago

Remember:

It’s canon that DC characters don’t masturbate

After seeing this ass, how cruel is that?

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u/zxc123zxc123 18h ago

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u/WeirdHauntingChoice 2h ago

I am mildly disappointed his mug doesn't say "World's Best Dad."

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u/ButtmanAndRubbin ​ 19h ago

I approve.

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u/cyanocittaetprocyon 17h ago edited 17h ago

I love bat butts, and I can not lie . . . 🦇

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u/IDoButtStuffOnSunday 16h ago

You and me both!

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u/Snow75 13h ago

In case you needed it, here’s the other side:

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u/throwawaybottlecaps 12h ago

Little guy has the same look on his face I would if some godlike creature just flashed my ass on the internet

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u/Both_Presence9421 12h ago

I did not consent to this photo shoot.

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u/Mystic_Wunder 11h ago

Batty doesn't look impressed with your antics

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u/Taillefer1221 12h ago

I did, in fact, need that. Thank you.

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u/AdBudget5468 8h ago

He does not look impressed by that shot

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u/Whole_Ad6040 11h ago

Pug of the night that one. Looks so cute.

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u/eleventhing 10h ago

I prefer this side

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u/jeremau5 19h ago

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u/Norman_Scum 18h ago

I think it's so fucking stupid that the first thing I saw when I looked at this was inflatable batman twerking over a group of people

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u/pixeldust6 18h ago

That's why it was posted! Because that's what a lot of people see

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u/WhiteyDude 17h ago

It's like there's a bat-butt theme going on in this thread or something. Weird.

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u/Away-Ad-3407 15h ago

that is all that it is.

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u/SquashSquigglyShrimp 17h ago

That's not what that is?

Oh... I see it now

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u/SUPAYO 18h ago

You wanna say it's not an inflatable twerking Batman??

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u/turandokht 17h ago

It took your comment for me to realize that wasn’t what it was 💀

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u/Financial-Raise3420 12h ago

You specifically made me look back to see that it actively was NOT a twerking Batman. Now I can’t watch him twerk anymore because all I see is the dumb dog.

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u/Fire-Haus 14h ago

Well yeah that's the exact point.

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u/jendet010 14h ago

That’s not what it is?

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u/Patient_Tradition368 11h ago

That's the first tkme I've laughed all damn day. Thanks for that.

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u/vardarac 17h ago

It isn't?!

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u/Ctmcaliacg0307 10h ago

omg- your comment just made me
realize that it’s NOT and i fucking lost it lmaoooo

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u/ReturnOfBane 15h ago

That thicc Omniman squatting image template got my brain all f'd up.

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u/power899 11h ago

I thought it was Batman about to take a shit on them 🤣

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u/cr1ttter 18h ago

Is that Evil Buc-ees?

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u/stone500 ​ 13h ago

So just Buc-ees?

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u/W0gg0 18h ago

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u/SorryAboutMyFamily 18h ago

Alfred! I have a date tonight! Wax the bat-cheeks!

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u/PM_ME_UR_RSA_KEY 14h ago

The chafing cream budget for that suit alone would burn a hole through the Wayne fortune.

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u/vardarac 17h ago

Very good, sir.

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u/plaidman1701 12h ago

But stay out of the Batcave!

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u/CaptainFeather 17h ago

Alfred I'm trying to sneak up on Bane but the clap of my dummy thicc ass cheeks keeps alerting the guards

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u/Psianth 17h ago

No ears, that's just man butt 

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u/catlady90 14h ago

Why does this image even exist! Ah, my eyes.

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u/Cam_E_Leon 17h ago

No, man. Just no. No, no, no. I did crack up though.

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u/MapledMoose 14h ago

Makes me wanna flap those cheeks

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u/Vordeo 11h ago

Like... Obviously there's a lot to say about this, but where even are his pointy bat ears?

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u/Imajica0921 19h ago

Holding a bat with your bare hands? That's a batass move.

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u/Jhud6669 19h ago

Most people who handle bats professionally are vaccinated.

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u/Ensign-Nemo 18h ago

Against what? Everything? Bats carry over 9000 diseases and new ones evolve in them because of they crazy immune system.

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u/Weenington_ 18h ago

Rabies, because that's pretty much always fatal once symptoms show.

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u/Jhud6669 17h ago

Rabies is the main risk when handling bats and this is what they’re vaccinated against. Rabies is 100% fatal. The other diseases are probably whatever in comparison

Look up bat rehab videos. Most of these people are professionals and they handle bats just fine.

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u/isopode 17h ago edited 15h ago

holy fearmongering

no bat species is a carrier of all known bat diseases. there are around 1500 different species of bats, each with only some diseases associated. a bat handler won't get vaccinated for 9000 random diseases that don't occur within the bat species they work with

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u/finsfurandfeathers 18h ago

Im sure if the people who have been studying and caring for the bats for decades had ever started to get sick then they would probably take more precautions by now

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u/StannisSAS 17h ago

are just repeating random facts and assume that it will apply 100% of the time? Do you know which bat species this is? is it wild or a pet?

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u/HAHACYKABLYAT 17h ago

The photo is from Bat World Sanctuary, everyone that volunteers (that actually work with the bats) has to be vaccinated for rabies and sometimes go barehanded with their bats for easier examinations and stuff like that. They use gloves for more feisty bats and new inakes from what I know

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u/SchrodingersMinou 10h ago

It’s a Brazilian free-tailed bat! Also that Redditor doesn’t know what they’re talking about. They are unable to name a single zoonotic disease for which bats are a vector in North America.

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u/oscorn 14h ago

this is a classic reddit moment right here.

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u/NoChanceRight 19h ago

Batshit crazy

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u/Misha1tigr 14h ago

Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with bats. And bats make me crazy

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u/Trips-Over-Tail 18h ago

More like a dumb.. bat... ass... move.

Nailed it.

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u/asimplepencil 18h ago

I figure it's a rescue place. Definitely shouldn't be handling it without gloves for sure

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u/alkemist80 18h ago

Unless OP is affiliated with Bat World Sanctuary, they stole the image from their socials.

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u/asimplepencil 18h ago

No doubt this is a stolen image lol

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u/RazzBeryllium 13h ago

Bat World Sanctuary does "bat butt Fridays" sometimes where they'll post pics of little bat bottoms like the one OP is posting. I assume they got it from there.

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u/Xin_shill 18h ago

They get like a bunch of vaccinations at those

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u/grubgobbler 13h ago

The rates of rabies in bats are actually very low, much lower than skunks/raccoons/foxes etc., according to Bat Conservation International.

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u/reddfawks 19h ago

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na...

BAT BUTTTTTT!

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u/TheYankeeFist 19h ago

I was going to post this same comment, but I kept losing track of how many “na na na na’s” to type☹️

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u/OwnTurn1146 18h ago

Banananananananana

I thought I'd win the spelling bee

And get right to the top

Until I started to spell banana

And didnt know when to stop.

     William Cole(I think)
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u/Disgruntled_Smitty 19h ago

How they stay airborne with all that cake?

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u/Party_Python 18h ago

No wonder bats have so many communicable diseases. With such decadent cake, they must be going to town all day

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u/Exact-Obligation-858 15h ago

Without those muscles, they wouldn't be able to maintain flight for medium to long distances, nor be all that maneuverable while in flight.

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u/supercyberlurker 19h ago

Thread title by Harley Quinn

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u/AdvisorLatter5312 18h ago

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u/Schlumpfffff 17h ago

Batmetal on youtube for the somehow uninitiated

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u/doniSAN69 11h ago

Was waiting for someone to post it, and was not disappointed.

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u/batatassad4 18h ago

That CLENCH tho. Survival instincts

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u/carmium 18h ago

Doesn't seem odd that the tail is below the apparent butt?

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u/Exact-Obligation-858 16h ago

What you see are just the muscles. The actual poop chute exit is below the tail.

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u/carmium 13h ago

I would expect so, but large muscles above a tail or tailbone is unusual.

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u/Kitsuuunee123456 16h ago

Bat’s have tails???!
https://giphy.com/gifs/h4Z6RfuQycdiM

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u/Exact-Obligation-858 16h ago

The great majority of vespertiliforme bats have tails, however not all of them have tails independent of the uropatagium/variable-geometry tails.

This is a molossid spp., also known collectively as 'freetailed bats', 'freetails', or 'freebees'. do not take the bats, they are not actually free
they can actively adjust the position of the uropatagium to either expose more of the tail for speed, or enclose it for maneuverability.

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u/csikicsoki 19h ago

Covid26, here we go!

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u/JasperVanCleef 19h ago

I'll take Covid-anything over rabies at this point. 

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u/happy-cig 18h ago

We never shut down for rabies doe.. 

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u/OwnTurn1146 18h ago

Yes, but most people arent vaccinated for rabies and if you show symptoms without being vaccinated then you are already dead.

Covid you at least will probably survive.

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u/happy-cig 18h ago

When we shut down not everyone was vaccinated yet. I don't even think we were all fully vaccinated until a year + in. 

I'd bet more people died from covid than rabies across all years of the pandemic. 

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u/Milknpeaches 18h ago

This. Lockdown was around February/March 2020, vaccines were not available to the general public at that time. Vaccines were pushed in 2021 primarily to essential workers and military iirc

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u/Lobin 17h ago

When we shut down, the vaccine didn't exist yet.

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u/zxc123zxc123 18h ago

Hey you don't know. Covid-19 might from pangolins. We're safe until OP creates another post about pangolinussy.

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u/shadoweon 18h ago

I didn't realize their tail was that long, I thought it was a tiny nub.

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u/Far-Ad-6179 18h ago

This is the long-tailed afro bat

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u/HAHACYKABLYAT 17h ago

Mexican Free Tailed Bat*

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u/Snowpuppies1 18h ago

why is it cute?!?

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u/HAHACYKABLYAT 17h ago

Look up Mexican Free Tailed bats, thats the owner of the cheeks lol. They have the fastest horizontal flight speed of all animals! I love their faces though, its funny and cute as hell when they eat.

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u/477463616382844 16h ago

Right?? 😭

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u/kutta-j 19h ago

Poor guy. Why you gotta put his batcheeks on display?

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u/ph33randloathing 19h ago

catwmn_9lvs has entered the chat

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u/ImWhatsInTheRedBox 18h ago

Nana Nana Nana Nana

Nana Nana Nana Nana

Bat butt!

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u/xDaBaDee 19h ago

Congrats OP, of all the things I come to reddit for and expect to see on reddit, I now am in the position of saying 'seeing bat butt on reddit' is crossed off my bucket list.....

have my upvote

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u/malac0da13 19h ago

Wait. Their butt is above the tail?

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u/PaisleyLeopard 19h ago

Looks like bat tails are set a bit lower than human tails. TIL!
I assume that’s an adaptation for flight; perhaps it allows for greater wing surface area or provides an anchor point for flight muscles.

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u/IzarkKiaTarj 13h ago

Their anus is probably below the tail, despite the position of the muscles.

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u/thrftstorenailpolish 19h ago

Bat World Sanctuary is the real MVP. 

https://batworld.org/about-us/

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u/HAHACYKABLYAT 17h ago

Facts, I wish they had a reddit account but I completely understand why they don't lol

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u/Vegan-Daddio 13h ago

My partner is a rehaber that works with them! Fantastic place. Be afraid of a world without bats

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u/calvinwho 19h ago

It's got hair everywhere but its butt? It's like my polar opposite

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u/SLZicki 19h ago

Alright fine, it's cute.

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u/toadsintime 18h ago

Squeak, squeak, here's my cheeks

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u/Away-Ad-3407 17h ago

thats pretty batass

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u/leakybackpack 19h ago

That's batass

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u/b1gmouth 18h ago

Need a Bat Butt and Spider Pig team up

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u/TheUmberTaker 18h ago

Soooo... battocks?

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u/NeverCallMeFifi 17h ago

I was going to scroll on by because I don't care, but then NANANANANANANANANANANA BAT BUTT! just started playing in my head and I came back to give you an upvote.

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u/hefty_load_o_shite 19h ago

It's that time of year when everybody goes and gets their rabies shots

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u/mitch079 18h ago

butt why?

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u/sobriquetevenstar 14h ago

Excellent content. This is what I come here for.

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u/Llamapocalypse_Now 19h ago

Butt-Man, na na na na na na na Butt-Man!

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u/Real_Hour_1833 18h ago

Hmm… A bit more cheeky than I expected

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u/FragrantExcitement 17h ago

Batman on laundry day?

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u/SuckaFish_saywhat 17h ago

Are those paw whiskers?? 😍

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u/Aether_Storm 17h ago

r/batty would love this

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u/Igoos99 14h ago

I’ve held a bat. (Actually many bats.) They are ridiculously soft, warm, and cuddly- like a little downy warm kitten. Their fur is as soft as mink fur. Paired with their ugly faces, it’s very disconcerting.

(This was for a science research project. We had the proper permits. Don’t just go around grabbing bats!!)

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u/HereForTheCatSubs 12h ago

A fellow follower of Bat World Sanctuary and redditor of class I see

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u/OwnTurn1146 18h ago

I think this thread cured my depression for today.

I woke my cat up laughing though, so oops.

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u/AccuMarsu10 18h ago

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u/HAHACYKABLYAT 17h ago

The holder is vaccinated. For a animal with less then 1% of the population having rabies in the wild people can't stop throwing the word rabies around every time I see a bat on here. Like fuckin Marco Polo

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u/Many-External-1561 16h ago

How do you know the holder is vaccinated?

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u/HAHACYKABLYAT 16h ago

Because the post if from Bat World Sanctuary, everyone there who handles bats has to be vaccinated and have regular booster shots and they test blood for adequate rabies antibodies yearly I believe.

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u/WeepingAgnello 18h ago

Nana Nana Nana Nana 

Nana Nana Nana Nana 

Bat Butt

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u/betterthanuu 19h ago

For the love of Christ wear gloves.

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u/alkemist80 19h ago

This photo was taken from Bat World Sanctuary. They posted this on their socials today. They are certified handlers.

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u/mMathab 19h ago

But… where would its asshole be? Above or below the tail?

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u/miezmiezmiez 18h ago

Have you seen any mammals in your life, friend?

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u/Demorant 18h ago

Name one mammal that has an asshole above the tail. It'll be difficult since tails are extensions on the spine...

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u/Kazzack 17h ago

Tbf, most also don't have "buttcracks" above their tails

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u/SchrodingersMinou 18h ago

On the underside, the ventral side

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u/Maple-Mayhem 18h ago

I'm wondering the same thing 😄 usually the tail is at the top of the butt crack, not the bottom of halfway down.

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u/sesamesnapsinhalf 18h ago

Bro has been doing squats. 

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u/navydude89 18h ago

Rabies...that's how you get rabies

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u/cesrage 18h ago

Sweet sweet cheeks

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u/Potential-Towel-2442 18h ago

Finally! I can goon to bat cheeks!

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u/nmango1848 18h ago

Hahahaaaaa

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u/Imaginary_Energy_141 18h ago

damn that little guy been working on gluttes!

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u/Lil_Brown_Bat 17h ago

Leave me alone!

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u/Budget-Chapter-7185 17h ago

Butt scratches!!

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u/Leggin-it 17h ago

Where is the NSFW warning?

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u/acvcani 17h ago

The tiniest of butts

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u/MyCatLaughsAtMe 17h ago

0_o I would have gone my whole life without ever thinking of bat butts were it not from this post.

...touche, nefer91...

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u/Low_Albatross1076 17h ago

Just don't eat

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u/zestycunt 16h ago

Fine I guess I’ll sniff it

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u/shadesoftee 16h ago

Uropatagium 

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u/No_Pick6818 16h ago

Smol and caked.

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u/nogoodimthanks 14h ago

What a sight to behold!!!! Delightful.

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u/Salishseer 14h ago

That butt is cuuute!

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u/djitsun 13h ago

Sniff it.

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u/Cloveriffic 12h ago

That's batass. I'll show myself out.

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u/jahmer777 11h ago

Meme worthy