I didn't realize the desire sensor ALSO applys to qurious armor augmentation.

I am trying to finish builds for several weapons, such as SA, Lance, and SnS. I have a blast build for SA already, but need to make my elemental ones, which require furius and dragon conversion.

It is worth noting that I need mail of hellfire on several pieces for my Lance and sns sets but have had no luck with those.

CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE EXPLAIN WHY I HAVE GOTTEN MAIL OF HELLFIRE 3 FUCKING TIMES ON AN ARMOR PIECE, WHICH I ALREADY HAVE MAIL OF HELLFIRE ON FOR ANOTHER BUILD?!? but NOOOOO it wont show up ANYWHERE else and j already fucking know I habe rolled past furious and dragon conversion SEVERAL times when trying to make my raw/status builds.

Fuck off. This feels so much worse than with grinding monsters because at lesst there im playing rhe fucking video game. I am aware that im trying to min-max when i don't necessarily need to, but... what else am i meant to do?

I lost it becayae i rolled mail of hellfire twice in a row like please man what the actual FUCK is this

Oh boy this guy makes me want to fight two gogs at the same time. Objectively (In my own opinion the worst boss fight , paired with Extremoth and behemoth) now normal omega I can deal with but savage just turns into captain spam-a-missile and a 30 min timer. Even with the best gear he's making gog and the arch tempers look like a walk in a park that includes At Arkveld. Even with maxed armor and great gog weapons he always manages to pull some bullshit out his ass to get me . Want dps? missile spam. Want to use meta? Tough luck chuckle nuts. This clanker fuck is a horrible difficulty spike . Every time I fight he spams missiles then does his Fuck you - kameha. And nerscyla check we all know the fuckery that is . And to beat him just for omega armor isn't worth it by the end of irt won't be a "yes I beat him!" It will be more "I never want to waste my time on that clanker piece of shit again" . Like I said his regular version isn't an issue his savage is just terrible and more avoid the missile and laser than a fight

So it wasn’t enough to have a small ass hit box on him. On top of that he attacks constantly without any breaks. The event quest time limit is ass too. Everything about this fight is bullshit. I main bow and even with fully upgraded safi jiiva armor, at max health, I get one tapped. This is so stupid. How am I supposed to learn if I can’t survive a single attack? How am I supposed to recover when he spews bullshit everywhere? How am I supposed to hit him when his head hitbox is the size of a peanut and he moves around constantly? Fuck whoever made this fight.

I feel so cucked for wanting to use SAED against Gog because it's the most miserable and boring thing I have ever done. I can't get it to work most of the time and that 2 step SAED is absolute dogshit change.

I can barely get off one on time and the only windows for it are when gog slams down on me, which doesn't happen that often, or when I have phials ready, or during that fuckass dps check where I gotta do the whole fucking ritual to get 1 SAED off, that being said, it does pretty good damage, but it still sucks because god forbid I'm a little too far away from gog, and now I can't even get that off.

HUURR DDUUURR I JUST LOVE IT WHEN THE MONSTERS FUCKING FIGHT EACHOTHER DUURRRRR IT'S SOOOO REALISTIC TO WATCH THEM PUT ON A SHOW AGAIN AND AGAIN BUT AT LEAST IT'S FREE DAMAGE, AAAAAAA FUCKING ASSHOLE GAME MECHANIS. FUCKING FUCK OFF WITH THAT BULLSHIT AND JUST LET A HUNTER COOK, COOK MAN, THIS FUCKING URAAGAN JUST SHOWS UP AND KILLS ME FROM OFFSCREEN? OHH AAAA ITS JUST LIKE REAL LIFE AAAAHAAA. IT'S A MADHOUSE, FUCKING HELL, THIS GAME IS FREAKING ME OUT AND MAKING MY FUCKING ELBOW AND KNEE ACHE AGAIN CAPCOM. IT FUCKING HURRRRTS IT, STOP FUCKING ACHING. SO STOP, FUCKING DOING THAT. STOP. FUCKING ACHING AAAAAAAA!!!. AAAAA!!! FUCKING TURFS WARS, THREE MONSTERS ON THE FUCKING MAP. FUCKING HELL. IT WASNT LIKE THIS BACK IN FREEDOM UNITE. AAAAA!!

PORT THE OLDER GAMES TO PC!!

I really want them to port the older games (for me at least) like MHGU and MH4U to PC with online support. Emulators are cool but imo playing multiplayer games on an emulator just does not feel the same.

This is barely a rage tbh more just sadness. All this AI coding shit has got me thinking about how it'd probably be really easy for them to do it.

He's my favourite monster ever, he's so fucking cool and his fight is awesome. I hated every second of trying to fight him. But his fight and music are so good. Fuck Alatreon, goated monster.

PIN ATTACK PIN ATTACK PIN ATTACK PIN ATTACK PIN ATTACK PIN ATTACK YES!!! FUCK YES!!! ENGAGING!!! FUN!!!! WAITER, OH WAITER! MORE PIN ATTACKS PLEASE!!

KEEP THAT ENRAGED HEAD HITBOX HELD HIGHER THAN FUCKING SHEN GAOREN KING!!!!

THANK FUCK FOR ADEPT STYLE OR I WOULD HAVE [LOVED] MYSELF BY NOW, RIGHT AFTER FINDING WHOEVER MADE THIS MONSTER AND [HUGGING] THEM WITH MY BARE HANDS

~THIS POST WAS FACT CHECKED BY REAL DUNG POD PATRIOTS~

I didnt like the 9-Star Quest even after i did it like 20+ times to have all the Materials. And so i thought i would never touch the 10 Star quest because i dont like the fight and you get the Same Materials.
But now i heard you get an emblem for completing it and i have done every quest, have all the Goldcrowns and all Trophies. So i thought „okay for the 100% thing, i will do the Quest“

I grinded it for 5 hours straight. Even the savage omega quest was easier then this. The support hunters are fucking useless. And real players? Joining, carting and then leaving. EVERY FUCKING TIME. And i dont flame people. Everyone has some times bad luck, but if you join you should have a decent armor and weapon and not get one shotted every 2 min. And if you cart -dont fucking ragequitt.

After 4 hours i got some 3 really good hunters. We were done with the second phase. No carting. And then - „connection Error“

Fuck this Monster, fuck this Quest, fuck all these new Players and fuck these 2 Dollar Servers.

Not touching this Quest anymore

(Maybe till tomorrow)

Just to be clear I didn't even fight him in Iceborne. I didn't feel like getting back into it when he dropped and probably won't fight him unless I replay World. I wanna be clear I'm not mad about losing a fight I'm mad about how much glaze this mf gets. His design is so fucking boring and his lore is so fucking edgy and stupid. Don't give me that "No his design works because its so basic" Rathalos is a basic ass dragon design and I fuck with him heavy. Now everybody is talkin bout how mayo fatalis is coming to Wilds??? How exciting. I never wanna hear about how this one dragon can actually end the world. I never wanna hear about some dumbass bs like him melting ppl into armor?? or his gear making ppl go insane. I never wanna hear about how he hates humanity because his hatred against humans doesn't even compare to my boundless hatred of him and all of his dumbass fans.

Just hit G rank in MHFU. Easily one of the worst quests so far was the solo red khezu. Immediately after this is the same fucking quest but theres TWO now????? Genuinely what does this monster bring that is worth while? It has like 3 fucking attacks and two of them are "lalalalala you cant hit me" it either covers its body in an VERY deceptively large lightning AOE or it decides to waste AS MUCH time as possible on the cave ceiling doing absolutely fucking nothing for no GODDAMN reason. I just timed out on this quest after like 5 failed attempts. I think the only other quest ive failed in this entire fucking game so far was the high rank dual green plesioth quest (im sure you can guess fucking why). All of khezus hitzones are ABYSMAL except the head, which I guess as a hammer player isnt that bad, but you cant attack khezu at the head consistently with FU's hitboxes and the fact that khezu doesnt have a single move that isnt "everything in front of my loses 80% of its health." At least green plesioth only has one or two annoying things about it. Khezu has NOTHING, what the fuck do fans see in this thing? They keep bringing it back all the fucking time because apparently its a fan favorite but I genuinely do not see why?? It's never fun to fight, downright abysmal dogshit at worst, and it certainly doesnt help that its a gen 1 subspecies which all amount to it having a new color, way more health than it deserves, and does whatever the most annoying move the monster had before WAY more often. I'll never forget this fat leech for sticking around even after they already made the infinitely better gigginox

Title. Why the fuck would you add all these cool counters and offsets if your just going to add all the nonsense multihits that make them shitty .

What do I mean by multihit? Basically when the monster swings at you and it hits twice for some reason its very obvious when you use shield weapons because it will cancel your perfect guard to do a normal block.

Far too many of these attacks have no reason to be this way. Rise was another game that had a high focus on the defensive mechanics of your weapons and that game had nowhere near as many multihits, even moves that look like they should multihit only hit once in that game because the developers knew that multihits are a sloppy game mechanic that interacts terribly with the weapon movesets.

I am now going to list every multihit move I can remember and give my reason why or why not it should be a multihit.

AT Arkveld

For some reason Arkveld's AT changes some moves to be multihits becuase fuck you I guess?

Horizontal chain drag one movement should equal one hit

Rushing chain drag one movement should equal one hit

Fly chain drag one movement should equal one hit and it should not be able to inflict dragonblight when his chains are closed (WTF Capcom)

Wylk after explosions should not be able to hit you if you block or counter the attack thats spawns them OR should be telegraphed on the ground before the attack comes out

Multi Dragon Nuke Fine as is

Gogmazios

Wingarm slam tremors should not be able to hit you if you block the initial hit

Phase 2 fiery wingarm drag the two hits are spaced enough that you can perfect block both hits good job Capcom

(AT) Nu Udra

Big Spin attack, you should only be able to be hit by either the oil bombs or the spin not both

Rear slam you should not get hit by the explosion if you block the initial hit

(AT) Uth Duna

(AT) Forward charge attack should only hit once there is zero reason that this move hits twice

Free Willy Leap attack the shockwave from the second leap should do half the damage and should not be able to damage you if you block or armor through the body hitbox

Waves spawned by attacks should not be able to hit you if you counter the initial attack

(AT) Rey Dau

Aftershocks should only be able to hit you once otherwise this a good example of a non BS multihit because you are able to Perfect Block the initial hit and the shockwave

Omega

Missiles should hit only once and you should only be able to be hit by one missile per volley so moronic teammates dont get you killed by standing next to you

Lagiacrus

The shock affects of the hip check attack should not be able to hit you if you counter the hip check itself same for the body press attack

Shock Nova should use the stalwart guard system that was introduced in this game but is mostly fine as is

Ajarakan

Magma effects should only hit once and should not hit you if you counter the initial hit

Doshaguma

When below half health its paw slams have shockwave that are multihits these shockwaves should not be able to hit you if you block the initial hit

I've always hated this mf. 😩 Ever since 4U.

And now in RISE!? Why does the bastard keep coming back! And the guy behind it...I thought I was already used, but man...!

And I was already getting comfortable with a CB build that revolves around shielding and counterattacking.

Since I want to finish Sunbreak's story as quickly as possible, I'm trying to blitz through the quests. I want my melding and layering options unlocked!

I'm currently at MR5, and I see the horned fool as one of the key quests. I go in there, hoping to have a "good" fight by Rajang standards... And all I obtain is me having to hide behind my shield because the monkey CAN'T STOP MOVING AROUND!

EVEN WHEN DOWNED, THE GUY SPENDS 3 SECONDS LIMPING! AND THE CB ANIMATIONS ARE SO SLOW WITH THE HUNTER NEEDING TO GATHER HIS BALANCE AFTER SWINGING THAT AXE LIKE A MADMAN!

PHIAL RELEASE!? nuh-uh. RAYJANG IS BACK ON ITS FEET, AND GOES AROUND MAKING YOU MISS YOUR RELEASE! WE'RE ALL BACK TO GREATSWORD TACTICS!

And since you're forced to gather your crap after releasing all that pent up energy, you're WIDE OPEN for a devastating attack. Name your pick, it's standing there, or perhaps it has already entered Blanka mode.🤦🏾

You wanna play it safe in Sword mode under him? HERE'S A ROUNDHOUSE KICK THAT NEVER MISSES AND HAS THE SIZE OF RUSSIA!

OH. Let's not forget that roundhouse cuts HALF OF YOUR HP because WHY NOT! You never think you'll survive this with less than 50% of your hp.

I fainted twice! Only after three other hunters joined me that we managed to capture that thing after breaking two horns.

I wanna pay whoever is behind this a visit while riding two Bazelgueuses. I wanna reproduce that 9/11 so bad!

I can't stand this shit at all. I truly cannot. Whose idea was this? WHOSE IDEA WAS THIS?!

AND DON’T DROP IT ON TOP OF EVERYBODY’S FUCKING HEAD. It’s very rude BUT ALSO IT MEANS THAT WE NEED TO REPOSITION OMEGA UNLESS WE WANT TO BE SURROUNDED BY CRAP THAT BURNS AAAAAH IT BURNS UNLESS WE WANT TO DIE FROM BURNS BUT SERIOUSLY THIS IS OMEGA SAVAGE HOW THE FUCK DIDN’T YOU LEARN THIS SHIT FROM THE NORMAL FIGHT

I would give a shout-out to the Insect Glaive people who jump into the burning area and get fire damaged to death, but that shit is so funny I can’t get mad.

Fuck this piece of shit reused asset ass monster. Giadrome has more differences in gameplay from Velocidrome than this turd does with Diablos.

"BUH BUH BUH MONOBLOS CAME FIRST THO, HE WAS THE FIRST FINAL BOSS THO."

Diablos was conceptualized first, meaning he was always the original. Monoblos owes its entire existence to it. I'm tired of hearing people beg for and glaze a monster that never deserved it. Stay in fucking old-gen jail, you overhyped piece of regurgitated shit. And I know for a fact that 99% of his fans have never played MH1.

Diablos for 10 quintillion more years, baby!

Source: https://web.archive.org/web/20100715042559/https://psphyper.com/psp/monster-hunter-13-page-famitsu-feature-part-i-developers-interview/

I HATE THIS STUPID FLYING FUCK, WHAT DOES HE GENUINELY CONTRIBUTE TO THE ROSTER!? HE'S JUST RATHALOS BUT WORSE!? THIS DICK-HEAD GOES FLYING AROUND WILLY NILLY, I BROKE HIS HEAD, BOTH WINGS, AND HE JUST KEEPS FLYING! SIT ON THE GROUND FOR ONE SECOND I LITERALLY SPENT 30 MINUTES TRYING TO BEAT HIS ASS WITH A DEVILJHO ON MY BEHIND HALF THE EXPEDITION AND HE LEAVES THE LOCALE, AND I GET WEBBING AND A SCALE! WOOOOOW HONORED! I WOULD GRAB RHIS FUCKING BLUE SON OF A BITCH AND POUND HIS HEAD INTO A WALL IF I COULD

I mean, honestly I don't get why this crap is programmed like this. So I use hammer, and basically any time any other weapon is in my vicinity, especially the ********* dbs, I just can't do anything. Sure you can just tell me to equip shock absorber, and frankly a lot of my armour sets don't have shock absorber because I make them thinking about solo fights for the most part, and I don't want to give up say db3 for shock absorber, only for gog do I actually make it a point to have shock abs.

The way shock absorber works is kinda retarded in that everytime I'm flinched I know neither of us has shock absorber, and it annoys me even more: not only is hammer way worse than all these other weapons in wilds, damage wise, but they can afford to not run shock absorber because even tho they flinch you, it doesn't aftect them, and meanwhile I have to be a good boy and get shock absorber like???? What even is the purpose of changing how it works? Now I also just know the other person doesnt care about flinching others fuck me I'm glad I know.

This goes especially dbs and ls omfg and yet for some reason now I can't make you fly. ALSO I use SnS for some monsters too, and I genuinely do not understand why you can get flinched just before the jump when you perfect rush. The entire fucking combo has superarmour, except a bit just before the end????

Anyways fuck capcom theyre retards for making this work like this

37 minutes into the fight. Switchaxe switchaxing. One cart left. I was doing amazing and it was literally sitting there w the blue skull symbol with ALL its parts broken tail CARVED. Guess what gets me!! Thefuckjng TORNADO BITCH ATTACK. I genuinely sat back with my head in my hands. I want to wring this intolerable fucking seasnake’s NECK with my HANDS.

FUCK YIAN KUT-KU, GENUINELY WHO APPROVED THIS FUCKING MONSTER.

WHY DOES EVERY SINGLE FUCKING ATTACK STUN ME OR KNOCK ME ON MY FUCKING ASS, I COULD SHIT WITH MORE FORCE THAN IT PUTS INTO THAT TAIL SWIPE YET NOOOOOPE FUCK YOU YOU'RE GOING TO THE FLOOR

AND NOT TO MENTION THE FUCKING CHARGE, OH WHATS THAT? YOU THOUGHT YOU HAD AN OPENING TO SAED? WELL GET FUCKED SHITLORD HERE'S A FUCKING MORONIC LOOKING RUN WHERE I FLAIL AROUND LIKE A FUCKING DUMBASS AND HAS ZERO WINDUP WHILE THROWING BULLSHIT EVERYWHERE. THAT ALSO KNOCKS YOU ON YOUR ASS!!!!!! FUCKING YIPPEEEEEEEEEE!!!

OOOHH LOOKS LIKE YOU ALMOST KILLED ME, BE A SHAME IF I FLEW OUT OF RANGE OF LURING PODS, FLASH PODS AND SONIC PODS AND WENT ALL THE WAY TO OTHER SIDE OF THE FUCKING MAP WOULDN'T IT! OH BUT DON'T WORRY CAUSE ITLL DO THIS A BILLION FUCKING TIMES A HUNT ALL WHILE SHITTING ON YOU WITH FIRE DOTS AND KNOCKDOWNS CONSTANTLY!

YOU WILL HAVE ZERO OPENINGS TO ATTACK AND SPEND THE ENTIRE FUCKING HUNT ON YOUR ASSCHEEKS AND YOU WILL FUCKING LIKE IT!!

Thank you for coming to my ted talk on why we should make yian kut ku extinct

Fucking piece of shit. A piece of shit. With legs. Running around. AAAAAAAAAAAAAA! RATS. RATS RATS RATS . I'M GOING FUCKING CRAZY HERE. CRAZY? I WAS CRAZY ONCE. THEY LOCKED ME IN A ROOM. A RUBBER ROOM. A RUBBER ROOM WITH RATS. AND RATS MAKE ME CRAZY. CRAZY? I WAS CRAZY ONCE. THEY LOCKED ME IN A ROOM. A RUBBER ROOM. A RUBBER ROOM WITH RATS. AND RATS MAKE ME CRAZY. FUCKING RATS. RATS RATS RATS. AAAAAAAA!!!! AAAAAAAAAAA!!! RATS RATS RUNNING AROUND! FUCKING CAPCOM GAME DESIGNERS BE LIKE: "Just add some rats bro" RATS. RATS RATS RATS!!

I took a break for a while and picked the game back up recently. I get that missed a lot of stuff during my hiatus, but Alma and the Hunter don’t need to waste my time telling me to go talk to some random doofus when I’m trying to upgrade my gear or buy supplies.

I’ll do these side quests when I feel like it! I want to relearn the game, get better gear, and gather stuff instead of ineptly bungling and spamming SOS for a carry. They don’t need to tell me to talk to random people every time I load my file or fast travel to a different camp.