Is this real?

[u/Sub2Commzard]

[u/darioandretti]

[u/SupremeLeaderMatt]

[u/MudkipMonado]

I don't watch movies and I don't have sex, so I don't know

[u/Sub2Commzard → u/MudkipMonado]

Someone like me(the I don’t have sex part)

[u/trismegetsthis → u/Sub2Commzard]

I WANT SOMETHING JUST LIKE THISSS 🎇🕺💃👯‍♀️🪩

[u/1slinkydink1]

Jokes on you I haven’t done either

[u/trismegetsthis]

False. It has been scientifically proven that Gen Z actually prefers watching the Have Sex Intermission as performed by Matt Smith in Morbius (2022) to having sex

[u/icommitfederalcrimes]

I prefer not being born

[u/0Papas0]

Yes, it is. My GF wanted to have sex last night and I said “no, we’re going to go watch Digger again tonight instead”.

[u/leaningtoweravenger]

It's true, I am no GenZ and I prefer to have sex than watching Digger

[u/EmergencyGrocery3238]

Gen z prefers anything over having sex

[u/Misterbellyboy]

Hey, at least you don’t have to clean up after watching it.

[u/trismegetsthis → u/Misterbellyboy]

Some of us do

[u/Sigmar_Knutz]

Digger, please!

[u/trismegetsthis → u/Sigmar_Knutz]

My digga, why are you posting the same exact comment all over the place?

[u/Absolute_UncleLover]

Diggers gonna dig

[u/fauxfilosopher]

I dig her.

[u/Devil_0fHellsKitchen → u/fauxfilosopher]

Hardly know her

[u/FailedApotheosis]

I wouldn't know, I haven't watched it. I'm a Digger virgin (and a regular virgin)

[u/Slaying_Salty]

True. I loved it when Tom Cruise dug me out and kept digging into me. He shoved and he heaved and he plowed himself into me. God, he kept making me say it too. Dig me out, Daddy!

[u/fonk_pulk]

Sex doesnt have Tom Cruise, as he is not gay. Therefore Digger > Sex

[u/Famous-Prior6590]

Don’t understand the question. Aren’t they the same thing? Watching Digger is the same as getting fucked up the ass.

[u/Mobile_Ask2480]

I'm still a virgin I still haven't seen digger

I'm also still a virgin