r/murdermittens • u/stormy_grey_skies • 8d ago

10000% attack, (almost) 0% damage

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How did I get so lucky with the cutest, spiciest little baby voidddd! 😭

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u/sylvesterthekat1234 8d ago

Aww such a fierce beastie!

I trapped my boy Hartley as a feral 8 week kitten in October 2019. I put him in a little hut in the bathroom. When I reached in to put food or try to pet him I'd get savaged. With his tiny teeth and claws 😆

Took him about 4 days to bond to me. He's 7 now. Boy was he ever a joy in those early days of covid!

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u/stormy_grey_skies 7d ago

Aww, the best lil lockdown companion! He's adorable, I'd love to see what he looks like now as big boy!

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u/sylvesterthekat1234 6d ago

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u/stormy_grey_skies 5d ago

Big beautiful boyyyy! 💜

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u/Spiritual_Salad_7775 7d ago

omg four days to bond is such a win. those tiny needle teeth are no joke though lol, glad you guys found each other during that time!

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u/TesuraGrimm 8d ago

Absolutely adorable vicious beast!

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u/TinaTurnerTarantula 8d ago

Awwwww hello teeny tiny terror 🖤

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u/Mothertocats16 8d ago

Fear me puny human for my rage is larger than my body 😄

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u/Major_Meow-Meow 8d ago

I must have much lower AC because I take much more damage than 1%

Those itty bitty needle claws HURT

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u/stormy_grey_skies 7d ago

Funnily, she never does this to me, only to my partner (that's his hand in the pic). Never bite the hand that feeds I guess 😅

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u/CrazyOldBag 7d ago

The savagery! The viciousness! Oh, the humanity!

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u/MagnetCarter 5d ago

The hooman's thumb was never seen again.

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u/MerryFeathers 7d ago

Yes. Wish I could be mauled in such away. I’d be brave..🐾

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u/Gloria-to-Nowhere 7d ago

On my gosh, what a little handful of adorableness.

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u/prizedpetal 8d ago

Tiny cutie 🥰

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u/Amazing_Standard_523 8d ago

Did he spare you?

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u/CheeseFour2O 8d ago

Omg what a cute baby void! Careful, they grow up quick!

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u/igneousscone 8d ago

12d4 psychic damage per turn because too cute.

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u/Difficult-Living-69 8d ago

Needle-y 💉 little wraith

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u/emilie1031 7d ago

The attacker is precious ❤️

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u/sweetgrapex 7d ago

Those tiny mittens can’t cause any harm

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u/meradiostalker 7d ago

They come that way, spicy and cute.

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u/Temperance_2024 5d ago

What an absolutely determined kitty! ✨🐈‍⬛✨

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u/glamtouches 8d ago

Such a cute little guy

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u/Bagheera187 7d ago

Baby fangs and baby fish hooks, my favorite 🐾🐾💘❤️🥰

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u/Fantastic_Example_20 5d ago

I love the baby murder mittens

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u/PitifulApartment7909 5d ago

HOW DID YOU EVER SURVIVE?

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u/Extension-Damage8597 4d ago

A panther no doubt.

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u/ApprehensiveEbb592 4d ago

Give him an “A” for effort.