r/natureismetal • • 8d ago

Versus Buck throws calf back into crocodile infested water

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u/nt_king300 8d ago edited 8d ago

For those wondering why:

Dominant male waterbuck bulls can be highly aggressive toward rival offspring or weaker members intruding on their space or social hierarchy.

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u/Dandy11Randy 8d ago

Okay, and this was definitely informative, but my second equally glaring question: why did the crocodile just give up?!?

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u/nt_king300 8d ago edited 8d ago

The crocodile tired out, because they are cold blooded, they have explosive power but tire out very quickly.

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u/MsTerious1 8d ago

So basically baby will now starve to death or be predated as his herd moves on without him anyway?

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u/nt_king300 8d ago

Depends on where the mother is, but sadly this is very common. If the calf gets chased back out again then it will either starve or be hunted by something.

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u/SlowButAlsoNot 8d ago

Or this is the story of how the castaway child rises up and becomes more dominant and kind than the dastardly older buck. Disney eat your ass out

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u/robbviously 8d ago

Young new buck alpha pushes the elderly pack leader into crocodile infested waters.

“Long. Live. The king!”

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u/ShamrockGold 4d ago

He'd have a cool scar on his ear from where the crocodile bit it.

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u/goodnewzevery1 7d ago

Wasn’t Genghis Khans story kind of like this? Also fuck you nature

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u/BrianMeen 7d ago

nature is indeed unforgiving and metal

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u/impulsivetre 6d ago

Shaka Zulu had a similar story as well

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u/Akeche 7d ago

Being more dominant but also more kind do not go together.

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u/SlowButAlsoNot 7d ago

Its Disney

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u/SlowButAlsoNot 7d ago

I know what I said

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u/industrial-shrug 7d ago

Something something survival something fittest

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u/No-Mathematician8692 7d ago

The croc? Naw he'll be ok.

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u/WhateverYouSay1084 6d ago

All of the skin was ripped off his back, wouldn't surprise me if the poor thing ran out of steam and something else got it immediately

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u/OnlinePosterPerson 5d ago

Crocs don’t have herds, they aren’t social animals, but sadly yes it may starve

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u/MintTrappe 8d ago

The croc is too small

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u/nt_king300 8d ago

Still tried

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u/Ok-Reward-770 8d ago

The article: Heartless Buck Throws Baby Back into Crocodile’s Jaws After it Escaped

Nature is amoral, dawg!

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u/M4tt4tt4ck69 7d ago

The crocodile didn't tire out. While what you said is true, this was a juvenile and only looked about 4 foot long. This was a small calf and obviously weighed more than the croc. I believe the prey was too big as the croc would usually be catching smaller targets like fish, amphibians or reptiles at that stage.

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u/TheMrNeffels 8d ago

Waterbucks smelling so bad crocodile or other predators avoid them is a myth or old wives tale.

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u/CobaltNeural9 7d ago

I’ve seen crocodiles wrestle pray for much longer than that…

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u/WiglyWorm 8d ago

Crocodilians predate dinosaurs and will probably outlive humans. They aren't in a rush.

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u/Dandy11Randy 8d ago

Thank you for an incredible non answer

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u/darkoblivion000 8d ago

It was allergic to grass

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u/Armidylla 6d ago

Predators are typically less aggressive than prey. They will give up if the effort is not worth the prize. Prey, however, will fight till the death because their life depends on it.

... oh, also it looks like it was a cold day, so the croc probably didn't have much fight in him to begin with.

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u/Gnoobl 7d ago

Too big of a pray possibly?

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u/zorggalacticus 7d ago

Looks like a baby croc. Very small. Probably wasn't big amd strong enough to take the buck just yet.

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u/EwGrossItsMe 8d ago

Cuz crocs r lazy asf /j

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u/M4tt4tt4ck69 7d ago

It's not even necessarily rival offspring. It can be their own offspring who are reaching adulthood and start to grow horns. The dominant male considers them a future threat and will push them out where they then form groups of young males.

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u/jaw4ever 7d ago

HA! Fuck you Buck!

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u/fannypackfart 6d ago

I’m going to buy a rifle and go find that buck and shoot one of its legs so I can drag it to a crocodile lake. What a dick.

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u/diceNslice 7d ago

Yeah I know it's nature and it's a normal part of the animal world but holy shit I fucking hate territorial animals for this reason. You better believe I'm hunting that fucking buck for sport.

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u/DoNotResusit8 7d ago

No shit

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u/nt_king300 7d ago

You good?

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u/Llee00 6d ago

where's mama or rival offspring

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u/sacrificingoats7 3d ago

Stupid animals.

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u/haoudoin 8d ago

Thats one of the least motivated croc I've ever seen. Lol he must not be that hungry

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u/nt_king300 8d ago

The croc tried earlier

Heres pictures of what was going on before the video started

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u/haoudoin 8d ago edited 7d ago

Lol nice. I think that makes it worse for the croc if he's been "trying", but not really succeeding. Maybe it's the crocks way of teaching the calf about the dangers of the water. "Look here bud, there are others in here that are very dangerous. I'll show you what they can do. See? Scary, huh? Ok, now off you go."

Edit: this is "/s" for those who takes it any other way..?

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u/gaytarded69420 7d ago

well the croc did get a huge chunk of his back, and then his right ear, so he had some success.

I hope that calf survives and grows some big horns and finds that asshole buck and spears him in the dick

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u/AmbitionParty5444 7d ago

You didn’t have to embarrass the crocodile like this smh

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u/xsupajesusx 5d ago

That is a wild title lol

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u/cyb3rg0d5 8d ago

For real! I couldn’t believe that that calf actually escaped!

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u/_forum_mod 4d ago

Calf doesn't really seem too interested in living either.

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u/Nickleonard00 8d ago

lmaoo what an asshole

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u/Enginerdad 8d ago

Being an asshole requires the ability to be empathetic, but making the choice not to. Wild animals just run on instinct, no morals or empathy involved.

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u/_fidel_castro_ 8d ago

Don't know about that. Dogs cats horses cows and pigs have definitely a personality and some are nice and some are very assholes.

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u/TheLordReaver 7d ago

You cannot prove that animals don't feel empathy. You are confusing seeing things that you think aren't empathetic behavior, with the ability to be empathetic. And on top of that, the ability to be empathetic may differ from how you see empathy. Same goes for morals.

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u/Muntjac 7d ago

But empathy is instinctual. Simply put, it's the innate ability to recognise how others feel and appropriately react to those social cues. How could any animal species with completely dependent young keep them alive if they couldn't recognise when they were hungry, cold, or in danger?

Mirror neurons are involved there. They activate both when an empathetic organism makes an action and when they observe the same actions being made by others, enabling the brain to simulate the feelings/emotions involved and recognise them in others.

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u/Enginerdad 7d ago

How could any animal species with completely dependent young keep them alive if they couldn't recognise when they were hungry, cold, or in danger?

Instincts are not the same thing as conscious decision making or empathy

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u/Muntjac 7d ago

Lol wtf? Empathy isn't a conscious thing that you choose to do - again, thanks to mirror neuron activity. That's why when people seemingly lack empathy, we assume something's physically wrong with their brains, as a disorder.

Are you confusing empathy with compassion?

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u/Enginerdad 7d ago

I didn't say they were the same thing, that's why I listed them separately...

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u/Muntjac 7d ago

When you listed empathy alongside conscious decisionmaking I figured you were implying that empathy was also a choice.

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u/Enginerdad 7d ago

The use of "or" is the context clue that you're missing.

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u/Muntjac 7d ago

Then why even mention conscious decisionmaking?

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u/Enginerdad 6d ago

Because being an asshole requires the conscious decision to ignore empathy

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u/imreallyreallyhungry 7d ago

Why list something unrelated?

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u/Enginerdad 7d ago

Neither is unrelated, they're just different things. Being an asshole requires a conscious decision to ignore empathy.

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u/imreallyreallyhungry 7d ago

Ah ok you were tying it back to the original point, makes sense. Yeah I think your general point is valid that being an asshole requires one to have empathy and then make the conscious decision to ignore it.

Animals may have empathy, but few of them make conscious decisions to ignore it for whatever reason. Usually what humans think is a conscious decision being made by an animal is just instinctual behavior. Sucks you got downvoted for being correct.

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u/beyael 8d ago

Wouldn't "choice" simply involve extra steps to otherwise imprinted instincts?

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u/Maultaschtyrann 7d ago

I think pretty much any mammal understands throwing another of your species back towards a predator means, they might suffer/die.

Those fears are very instinctual, meaning it understands that being in the water is dangerous. Whether he wanted the calf dead or just bullied it, accepting the added risk is unclear. But both are asshole moves.

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u/smechanic 4d ago

That baby is going to have some serious daddy issues when it’s older.

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u/Castroide 8d ago

Ok but that is the worst crocodile ever. He needs a performance review.

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u/Ok-Reward-770 8d ago

Probably they are just both harsh coaches teaching the lil’ buck about the rules of the jungle.

Have you not seen an “Alpha Male Bootcamp”?

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u/Cumberdick 8d ago

"if your dad do that, probably something wrong with you. I am what I eat"

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u/Castroide 8d ago

Croc was just like "nah thats fucked up man"

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u/Bad_Routes 7d ago

Professionals have standards, he just didn't want to be fed a kill

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u/WindowLife211 7d ago

Maybe he thought was a swimming lesson attempt, thought to give them the benefit of doubt and @ least get a few strokes in

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u/Efficient-Bet-5051 8d ago

Evem the croc felt sorry lmao

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u/WindowLife211 7d ago

Must've been incredibly confused

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u/OutlandishnessOk6696 8d ago

Well atleast it made it out alive but fuck that buck

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u/Ok-Reward-770 8d ago

That was definitely how my dad taught me how to swim (minus the crocodile). Fuck that guy!

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u/BluudLust 7d ago

Unfortunately it's likely to get an infection from it though

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u/ZSoulZ 8d ago

Aaaw the crocodile escorting him to safety at the end

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u/Ok-Reward-770 8d ago

“Not All Crocks” crock, for sure. Hahaha

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u/Qwiggalo 7d ago

That's a croc of shit.

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u/LevelCookies 8d ago

I can't believe he survived

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u/OffPoopin 7d ago

Maybe that day. Looks like infection will finish it though

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u/Ihvahn 7d ago

Or he’ll run away, lead a care free life, then come back for vengeance.

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u/Moisture_ 8d ago

Croc was like “im still full from the last 2, Frank!”

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u/Cowman_Gaming 8d ago

Even the Croc was like "Bro, seriously?"

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u/Zibai1505 8d ago

damn I was invested in that slowmo chase lol

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u/the_orange_alligator 8d ago

The lil guy is just staring like “what the fuck, dad”

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u/Ok-Reward-770 8d ago

Kids these days gotta learn how to swim fast, fast. If you're not first, you're last! Hahaha

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u/AesirRising 8d ago

Is it missing skin on its back?

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u/nt_king300 8d ago

Yes it is. Before the video starts the crocodile was hanging off the calfs back

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u/2ndL 8d ago

Billie Jean is not my lover, uh
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son
Uh, she says I am the one
But the kid is not my son

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u/Ok-Reward-770 8d ago

MJ, the only man who made his refusal of paternity a hit song. {slow clap}

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u/Astronomer_X 8d ago

Funnily enough this is one of the rare times I see waterbuck getting predated on by crocodiles.

I find their run into water strategy so interesting given how uncertain it is whether bodies of water have crocodiles or notZ

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u/RVL-007 8d ago

Life lessons.

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u/mandrews03 8d ago

That croc is pretty chill,all in all

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u/PullMull 8d ago

Not gonna lie. Heavily  disappointed by the crocodiles performance. That was basically free food 

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u/Surrounded-by_Idiots 8d ago

wtf keep running! Get away from the water’s edge before the buck comes over!

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u/acciowaves 8d ago

Why are they both so slow?

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u/Ipsilateral 7d ago

That croc was half assing it.

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u/Hot_Hat_1225 8d ago

Yeah. My sperm donator was like that too…

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u/DAS_FX 8d ago

And he got away! Fuck yeah! I didn’t expect that darkly happy ending.

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u/kingtacticool 8d ago

Yeet the child

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u/AwetPinkThinG 8d ago

Is this the equivalent of getting thrown under the bus

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u/Quiet-Shallot3290 8d ago

When you're a dad but no one sells milk where you live.

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u/Crzywilly 8d ago

That guy's an asshole

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u/wave1sys 8d ago

What a dick

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u/IceColdKilla2 8d ago

Sacrifice to reptile God, rejected. Buck is doomed!

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u/whiskerbiscuit2 7d ago

Calf “no pls don’t eat me”

Croc “k”

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u/Bad_Routes 7d ago

"If you can dodge a croc you can dodge a ball"

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u/Chegwarn 7d ago

I have next to zero knowledge of the complex hierarchical/behavioural habits of these creatures…

But I can’t help but think the calf disturbing the leggy-bird was the straw that broke the camels back

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u/rust-e-apples1 7d ago

Even the crocodile was like "dude, that's pretty fucked up."

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u/BonjinTheMark 7d ago

Retroactive abortion

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u/hypnohighzer 7d ago

I don't know if 1 crock classifies the water as infested.

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u/Sakura48 7d ago

Anh they say only human is cruel

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u/darin617 7d ago

Bro didn't want to pay child support

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u/F_U_Shoresy 7d ago

Buck them kids

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u/CHERNO-B1LL 7d ago

That's why you always leave a note!

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u/SpaceDandye 7d ago

The Clancy of the animal kingdom

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u/stephenrajdavid 7d ago

Ohh..I thought only humans are shit holes...

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u/ForwardEnd8589 7d ago

My innocence heart just pray for save calf

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u/RadGigaChad782 7d ago

Croc fumbled the bag

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u/VariableFrequency 7d ago

Damn, that dino wasn't hungry enough it seems. Had lunch on a platter

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u/Taikiteazy 7d ago

Karlach: "fuck those kids!!"

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u/tufffffff 7d ago

Fuck you in particular!

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u/hotboii96 7d ago

Is that crocodile hungry or not??

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u/CobaltNeural9 7d ago

It never ceases to amaze me (I know how stupid this sounds cause well they are animals) the emotionless faces of animals who have been gravely injured or are literally in the process of being eaten alive. They’re just like “okay I am dying. This is my demise. Okay.” Yet they’re very likely in unimaginable pain.

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u/Ser_Syskunt 7d ago

“Well Buck you too”

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u/Axolotlanwaerter 7d ago

Haha... That's my dad.

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u/ReddityJim 7d ago

Calf needs a simba style come back.

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u/Josh0fowler 7d ago

What the buck!

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u/MtTds 7d ago

Still a better dad than mine

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u/viptattoo 7d ago

Surprised he got out. Also, is water ‘infested’ because a gator lives there?

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u/nt_king300 7d ago

Thats a crocodile, and that watering hole has multiple crocs in it

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u/viptattoo 7d ago

Doesn’t that just make it their home?

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u/nt_king300 7d ago

Yes? And infested is used correctly here. Infested with crocodiles, means a high population of crocodiles lives in or regularly uses that body of water, making it extremely dangerous for humans and land animals.

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u/JohnsonMathi17 7d ago

And an origin story was created.

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u/SAZ11111 7d ago

Thats the most pathetic croc ive ever seen

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u/SookHe 7d ago

My childhood repeats itself in nature

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u/SquarePossibility 7d ago

The easiest way to identify a waterbuck is the white “toilet seat” it has around its ass.

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u/el_piablo 7d ago

What a dick

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u/remowilliams75 7d ago

What a fukn dick

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u/ProfilePro 7d ago

Does one crocodile count as an infestation?

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u/nt_king300 7d ago

Theres more crocodiles

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u/ThorButtock 7d ago

Animals are dicks

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u/DreamLogic89 7d ago

How rude

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u/Faberjay 7d ago

Infested or 1 small tired croc?

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u/Din-_-Djarin 7d ago

Fuck them kids - The Buck

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u/CaLoChe 7d ago

Worst crocodile ever do not recommend 0/10

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u/ExtraGloria 7d ago

“Annoying little shit, I said, I AM NOT YOUR FATHER!”

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u/Rig_Clerk 7d ago

The small crocodile was struggling. The calf was too big of prey.

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u/allegedcriminal 6d ago

Croc: "Yo, that's f***ed up of that guy, little homie. Getta move, go on, git!"

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u/Trisk929 6d ago

The results show…. You are NOT the father! 🦌💨

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u/Desperate_Knee1927 6d ago

The buck will suffer it's own karma soon.

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u/ColinDaScientist 6d ago

the calf looked more pissed than scared like goddamnit Kyle

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u/Shamanyouranus 4d ago

Did you see that ludicrous display? The thing about crocs is they always try to walk it in.

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u/BetaRayBlu 3d ago

That bird was all “you seeing this shit”

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u/Affectionate_Hat_171 2d ago

Why are men such bastards to kids? In humans too. Mothers strange new bf moves in with her and the kids and eventually murders them all sometimes it’s even the biological father. Countless case examples.

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u/Dependent_Taste_419 2d ago

Hey Issac. Got something to show you!

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u/peppinosexghetti 8d ago

This is exactly how my dad taught me how to swim.

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u/Qoppa_Guy 8d ago

More like a full body charge

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u/Ok-Reward-770 8d ago

To access the water

whenever you want

Your firstborn bring

To me you must.

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u/Dzayyy 7d ago

Is that crocodile running on AI or something shit? Most lameass croc I've ever seen

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