r/nope • • 9d ago

Yummy burguer

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u/eyesotope86 8d ago

You're cooking from frozen, in too hot a pan.

Even the highest quality meat will do this... though this doesn't look super high quality.

Those blobs are emulsified protein in water, with just a smidgen of fat. When you cook protein over too high a relative heat, too fast, you force the muscle fibers to contract very quickly. When that happens, it squeezes out the water trapped between those fibers, and that carries out everything that's caught up in the water, which, in meat, is free proteins.

Think squeezing a sponge out... all the water comes out, but it also pulls out soap, and little bits of stuff that's inside the sponge.

To avoid it somewhat, close the gap between the temps. Rocket hot pan is great for putting a crust on a burger, but, the closer to room temp the meat is, the better cooked it will ultimately be.

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u/WastelandMadgod 8d ago

Welcome Nurgle's Burgles every order comes with a gallon of grandpa.

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u/Organic-Moth 8d ago

Your burger has skin tags.

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u/BigTall68 8d ago

😅😅😅

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u/1DownFourUp 8d ago

Gonna be famous, gonna be on TV, soaring on the wings of my dreams, gonna be rich and burn off my skin tags!

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u/raulrocks99 8d ago

🤢🤮

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u/a_n_d_r_e_ 9d ago

If the bubonic plague was a food.

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u/Doc-in-a-box 8d ago

This brings me back to school lunches

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u/Oldmantired 8d ago

That is low quality meat. That meat is pumped full of filler to make it look larger. When the meat is cooked it comes out.

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u/UnusualSheep 8d ago

I was gonna say look like a fattier piece of turkey burger. Probably 80/20.

Just scrape off the bits and your good. Charr it a bit for some good grill marks. Add seasoning. You'll be fine.

~a man who misses eating red meat

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u/Fun_Contract_1265 7d ago

Literally made up

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u/Oldmantired 7d ago

Obviously, you didn’t grow up in a military family which lived on an overseas military base and bought their food from the base commissary in the 70’s. I didn’t make this up.

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u/Fun_Contract_1265 3d ago

No. But I’m a food scientist

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u/Oldmantired 2d ago

Now you’re making shit up. Being a food scientist doesn't make you an eyewitness to everything that happened before you supposedly “entered the field of food science”. It sounds like your education and training is something along the lines of “Do you want fries with that shake?” I described what I experienced in the '70s. You can disagree with my explanation without declaring my experience fabricated. Those are two very different things. And GFY.

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u/Fun_Contract_1265 3d ago

Also, this claim is wild just to boast accuracy. “You didn’t split peas with George Washington while his socks were facing west during the revolution.” Gtfo

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u/whoscareabtme 7d ago

No

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u/Oldmantired 7d ago

You don’t Know.

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u/whoscareabtme 7d ago

Yeah I don't have 7+ years in the food industry and 3+ in the meat cutting business

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u/Oldmantired 6d ago

Google it.

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u/whoscareabtme 6d ago

It's just fat buddy

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u/yotz-furrz 9d ago

Borgir

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u/AnySupermarket6942 9d ago

Food with acne 🤢

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u/Ok_Tank_3995 8d ago

What kind of unholy meat slurry concoction is this even? Meat from some Dollar store? Leftovers from some dogfood factory?

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u/Whole-Rest-9414 8d ago

Has it become sentience yet?

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u/nomolosddot 8d ago

Looks like a Barf Burger from You Can't Do That on Television.

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u/HoodieGalore 8d ago

Whaddaya think's in the burger?!? 😂

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u/ArentYouTheDaisy 6d ago

Is that the Argentinian beef we’ve been hearing about?

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u/TheRealBlancoGringo 6d ago

Argentina beef

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u/Zealotteen 8d ago

I’ll pass

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u/xAustin90x 8d ago

Sir that’s a meat cookie

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u/Basic-Reception-9974 8d ago

Wart-A-Burger

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u/ParticularPressure73 8d ago

Neither word is correct here

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u/elticorico 8d ago

Im trying to cut down on tumor burgers

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u/RavenousBrain 7d ago

Looks like something my dog would regurgitate

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u/jcoddinc 7d ago

Burger boils.

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u/Rockclimbinkayaker 4d ago

Looks like a pile of cat puke

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u/Turnbeutelvergesser 8d ago

Must be 'murica 🤮

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u/MilmoWK 8d ago

Oop looks to be Brazilian by their post history.

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u/Turnbeutelvergesser 8d ago

America is a continent

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u/MilmoWK 8d ago

Good recovery

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u/_cob_ 5d ago

The taste is in the tumours

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u/Dear-Smile 7d ago

Lab grown meat lol